chaos theory .

life uh [ . . . ] finds a way

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𝚁𝙴𝚇𝙱𝙸𝚃𝚃𝙴𝙽               how many times do you have to see the evidence ? how many times must the point be made ? we’re causing our own extinction. too many red lines have been crossed. and our home has, in fundamental ways, been polluted by avarice and political megalomania. genetic power has now been unleashed and of course, that’s going to be catastrophic. this change was inevitable from the moment we brought the first dinosaur back from extinction. 

ind, selective , & probably low activity   𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐦,   of   𝗷𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗸   film based with novel influence, heavily headcanon expanded .  exploring themes such as :  the butterfly effect , how the world affects people and how people affect the world , lasting effects of trauma , change , what it is to be devoured , martyrdom .  bitten by jayne bird  ( 22 , she/they , cst )

important info :   leg injury . 

                              𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚍 /  𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛  /  𝚊𝚎𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐

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Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm Jurassic Park (1993)

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[izhands]

official hiatus announcement : may 23rd - august 6th. i will be working sunday - friday at an overnight camp.

we are not allowed to bring anything other than phones, so i replies will be written and thrown into the queue to post throughout the week. they’ll be slow and sporadic and i will be more active on discord if you would like to start a server to write there lmk, otherwise i will be stuck on mobile throughout the week.

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like this for a starter 🤷🏻‍♂️

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i dont care what canon says, this man uses a mobility aid .

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*  ―  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .  

* prt three. spoilers for episodes 5-6 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death change pronouns / wording as needed .  

❝ you are not to engage. you are simply here to observe. ❞

❝ quick question: how violent do we expect this to get ? ❞

❝ have you checked this body yet or what ? ❞

❝ write that down in the ‘useful tips’ section. ❞

❝ the number of bad habits i’ve identified is frankly humbling. ❞

❝ you could try a little more oomph. ❞

❝ you’re right, no need to get riled. ❞

❝ pirates, they attack with force. the upper crust, they strike with cutting remarks disguised as politeness. ❞

❝ that’s fucking diabolical. ❞

❝ yeah, but, i mean, fսck i care. whatever. ❞

❝ oh, i see, you think you’re cute. ❞

❝ actually, i think i’m just so-so, but i’ve decided to carry myself like i’m cute. ❞

❝ your lot days of lyin’ around doing fuck-all, it’s through. ❞

❝ i’ve got just the job for you… bitch. follow me. ❞

❝ little psycho. ❞

❝ i like the name ____ , and accounting sounds fancy as fսck. ❞

❝ how does one win this interaction ? ❞

❝ i’m gonna stop you there. it’s not really the, uh, crowd for skull talk. ❞

❝ this is deranged ! i don’t clean things ! ❞

❝ have you ever been sketched ? ❞

❝ are you saying you’ve tasted human flesh ? ❞

❝ aw, lighten up. you’re just sore ‘cause they like me more than you. ❞

❝ i’m gonna kill that twat. ❞

❝ hang on. that’s, that’s passive aggression. ❞

❝  from my experience these things are meant to make you feel like a bit of a jackass. ❞

❝ i don’t know, i panicked. and then, they laughed at me. ❞

❝ you’re in over your head. these are my people. i’ll deal with it. ❞

❝ and what if i don’t? you’re not my captain. ❞

❝ heh-heh, nice. ❞

❝ when you cut loose, you really cut loose. ❞

❝ i think you’re very sophisticated. ❞

❝ well, sometimes the old things are the best things. ❞

❝ you wear fine things well. ❞

❝ if you wanted, i could teach you a more advanced trick of the trade. ❞

❝ stab me. ❞

❝ this is it. i’m gonna shoot you in the face ! ❞

❝ i stabbed you, you nut ! ❞

❝ i think the scariest thing i’ve ever seen would probably be the kraken. ❞

❝ fear is the most powerful emotion, turn your enemy’s worst fear against them, you’ll own them. ❞

❝ be careful what you ask your god for, she might just answer. ❞

❝ ow, you bit me ! what the fսck ?! ❞

❝ as I like to call it, the art of fuckery. ❞

❝ sorry, you triggered my fight or bite response. ❞  

❝ you seem to know everything about everything in the whole fսckin’ world ! ❞

❝ you left me hangin’ up there for 20 minutes. not bloody optimal.  ❞

❝ the fuck is this ?  ❞

❝ you’re in too deep, ___. best thing to do end it quick.  ❞

❝ we’ve got a fuckery on our hands !  ❞

❝ i went out on a limb for you, you little shit.  ❞

❝ because it’s my job to make sure that ___ is content. and he adores you. why, i’ll never know, but… he does.  ❞

❝ yeah, he’s reimagined things a bit, all right ?  ❞

❝ maiming’s different. love a good maim.  ❞

❝ and tonight, i’m supposed to kill … you. ❞

❝ is that still on the cards or … ❞

❝ listen, what if what if we just pretended that whole murder idea never happened ? ❞

❝ i fսckin’ challenge you to a fսckin’ duel.  ❞

❝ that was a warning. ❞

❝ oh you cheeky bitch ! ❞

❝ no ! stab him, for fucks sake ! ❞

❝ shut up ! don’t you ever shut up, you rancid rat ! ❞

❝ not for nothing, but that guy really is a dick, huh ? ❞

❝ i’m used to death, but, um… but not, um… your death. ❞

[ohlexa]

JURASSIC PARK (1993) dir. Steven Spielberg JURASSIC WORLD DOMINION (2022) dir. Colin Trevorrow

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thinking about ian in dominion, thinking about him. about his strong desire to stand up for what he believes in, about his martyr complex, about how badly his leg must hurt, about the guilt —

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this man has adhd, and not a single one of you can change my mind.

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i hold him in my hands, ian malcolm my beloved —

[guillotineman-deactivated202411]

Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

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some sunday headcanons.

a bisexual switch. he has very little preference w/ gender and will hold your hand.

if he’s given the lead, he’s a service top, he wants to make his partners feel good, and that is very heavily part of his own arousal. he is a very quick study and will try a lot of things at least once. ( though he does have hard limits. )

ian likes to touch, to caress, he is very good with his hands and he is fully aware of that. it makes him a little bit cocky. ( if you ever want to see him less cocky or shut him up, tie him up. it works wonders. )

he will try to encourage his partners to be vocal. he wants to hear them, and he will let them know that.

he has a praise kink.

wear his clothes. he is a tall man and adores seeing his partners in his clothes.

he knows what he likes and isn’t embarrassed to admit it most of the time. he’s a little bit of a brat and will push his partner’s buttons for fun.

this man has been pegged.

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𝐃𝐑. 𝐒 . 𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆  ( mysteriary . )​

     Always wondering which dinosaur encounter will be their last, huh? Sarah truly couldn’t stand these things anymore. She leans against him and gently pats his thigh, barely touching it at all. “I’m going to protect you from the big lizards, baby. I always have, haven’t I?” With something in the middle of a smile and a pout, she turns her head to kiss his cheek. The thoughts of their time on Isla Sorna still raise the hairs on the back of her neck. Coming from a woman who lived alone in the wilderness of Africa to study hyenas, this meant something. It has taken her years to be able to joke about it like that…

                      i’m going to protect you.  ian looks at her, and his features display a mix of fond adoration and trust, he isn’t sure why it is so easy to trust her when she says it, perhaps it is the time tested proof of such, the idea she has protected him, again and again. even if it seems impossible, if anyone can do it, he has no doubt sarah can. ian moves gently, taking her hand in his own intertwining ring clad fingers with her smaller ones.    “ i’m . . .  starting to think you like playing the knight in shining armor to my ah . . . damsel in distress. ”    he teases in return. 

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i just adore them.

[shadwoes-a]

i just think ian, ellie, sarah and alan could all hold hands in dominion :///

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gently holds my hands open: ship w/ ian maybe . . .