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* ― ANGELS IN AMERICA PROMPTS PRT 1 .

my friend psyche asked me to post these for them💕

❝ i wish i was an octopus, a fucking octopus. eight loving arms and all those suckers. ❞

❝ not the brightest man on the bench, but he has manners. ❞

❝ could you please not take the lord’s name in vain? ❞

❝ i’m not religious but i like god and god likes me. ❞

❝ it would mean something to me. you understand? ❞

❝ thanks, [name]. but i have to give it some thought. ❞

❝ people who are lonely, people who are left alone, sit talking nonsense to the air. ❞

❝ everywhere, things are collapsing, lies surfacing, systems of defense giving away. ❞

❝ cash, check or credit card? ❞

❝ people are like planets, you need a thick skin. ❞

❝ it’s the price of rootlessness. motion sickness. the only cure: to keep moving. ❞

❝ oooh, cemetery fun. don’t wanna miss that. ❞

❝ poor [name]. i’m sorry your [familiar, lover, friend] is dead. ❞

❝ sorry i didn’t introduced you… i always get so closety at this family things. ❞

❝ i don’t blame you hiding. bloodlines. ❞

❝ you don’t notice anything, if i hadn’t been fellating you last night i’d swear you were straight. ❞

❝ dogs have brains. ❞

❝ cats have intuition. ❞

❝ don’t you think i’m handling this well? i’m going to die. ❞

❝ i can’t find a way to spare you. ❞

❝ fuck you, fuck you, fuck you! ❞

❝ that’s what i like to hear. a mature reaction. ❞

❝ bad timing, funeral and all, but i figured as long as we were on the subject of death… ❞

❝ there’s something creepy about this place, remember rosemary’s baby? this apartment looks like that one. ❞

❝ i am afraid of the crimes i may commit. ❞

❝ you want to confess, better you find a priest. ❞

❝ catholics believe in forgiveness. jews believe in guilt. ❞

❝ change for the good. i need to be a part of that, i need something big to lift me up. ❞

❝ if i do have emotional problems is from living with you. ❞

❝ life sucks shit. life… just sucks shit. ❞

❝ well, oh boy. a gay republican. ❞

❝ i mean you sound like a… like a republican. ❞

❝ one wants… but one so seldom gets what one wants, does one? ❞

❝ you know you’ve hit rock-bottom when even drag is a drag. ❞

❝ in my church, we don’t believe in homosexuals. ❞

❝ in my church, we don’t believe in mormons. ❞

❝ nothing unknown is knowable. don’t you think it’s depressing? ❞

❝ i usually say “fuck the truth”, but mostly, the truth fucks you. ❞

❝ tell me without making me ask. please. ❞

❝ are you a homo? ❞

❝ i like this, this is very zen; it’s… reassuringly incomprehensible and useless. ❞

❝ what if i walked out on this? would you hate me forever? ❞

❝ there’s nothing left of me to kill. ❞

❝ i am not a homosexual. i am a heterosexual man, [name], who fucks around with other guys ❞

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sentence starters but they’re just lines of dialogue i’ve written from different muses over the years —

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*  ―  TOAST OF LONDON SENTENCE STARTERS .  

* change pronouns / wording as needed .

❝ yes, how lovely darling. ❞

❝ i’ve stung my bloody eyes ! ❞

❝ it was pointed arse-ways ! ❞

❝ well, at least now i’ve got your attention. ❞

❝ i’ve been sleeping in a tiny chair. ❞

❝ i’ve just got divorced. ❞

❝ i think people only got shakespeare when lenny herny started doing it. ❞

❝ you’re such a fucking bafoon. ❞

❝ come on you dirty bastard ! ❞

❝ i’m almost certain he’ll go away. ❞

❝ i dropped in for a quickie. ❞

❝ notice the emphasis I put on “farce” ? ❞

❝ even if it’s a long word, it’ll only take a few minutes. ❞

❝ they want you to say the word yes. ❞

❝ well, i’m glad it’s not long term. ❞

❝ oh, i like your drawing… it’s got a naive style. ❞

❝ i’m afraid we had a bit of a setback yesterday. ❞

❝ we can be totally confident about it being a complete success. ❞

❝ got a little cocky, you might say. ❞

❝ well, he can fuck that sky high ! ❞

❝ what a bugger. ❞

❝ i may have broken your doorbell. ❞

❝ i sprayed perfume in my eyes earlier. ❞

❝ it was an accident. ❞

❝ too much wine always brings out your jealous rage. ❞

❝ i’ll just stop it there. ❞

❝ let’s trot on. ❞

❝ you’re an undercover, gay detective. ❞

❝ i’ve lost count of the number of times i’ve been set on fine. ❞

❝ well, well, well … look who it is. ❞

❝ you didn’t know i was a member of this club, did you ? ❞

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*  ―  WEREWOLF STARTER PROMPTS .  

* tw for mentions of blood / cannibalism / death + murder .

to the werewolf .

❝ it’s almost a full moon. ❞

❝ are you still bipedal ? as a wolf, i mean. ❞

❝ you bit me ! ❞

❝ you smell like wet dog. ❞

❝ so do you howl at the moon ? ❞

❝ take a deep breath, okay ? you need to calm down. ❞

❝ your secret is safe with me. ❞

❝ so we should avoid silver then ? ❞

❝ i just saw you turn into a giant dog. ❞

❝ awoo. ❞

❝ so is this a lone wolf situation, or do you have like . . . a pack ? ❞

❝ do you prefer the term pack or family ? ❞

❝ you are covered in blood. ❞

❝ you’re not gonna start marking your territory or something, are you ? ❞

❝ you were howling with laughter. ❞

❝ look how big the moon is. ❞

❝ what big teeth you have. . . ❞

❝ luckily, i’m a dog person. ❞

from a werewolf .

❝ i’m a werewolf. ❞

❝ you seriously think i’m a werewolf ? ❞

❝ shut up and chain yourself to a tree. ❞

❝ we’re werewolves, not swearwolves. ❞

❝ alpha is an outdated term, based off of bullshit studies. ❞

❝ telling me to calm down is just gonna make it worse. ❞

❝ it’s the fullmoon, i don’t wanna ruin my good clothes. ❞

❝ look, i’m not gonna hurt you ! ❞

❝ get out of here, or i’m going to hurt you. ❞

❝ you think people are gonna believe you saw me turn into a giant dog ? ❞

❝ sorry i bit you. ❞

❝ so, you’re a werewolf now. ❞

❝ welcome to the pack ! ❞

❝ if it makes you feel better it’s not my blood. ❞

❝ i prefer the term werewolf/lycanthrope. ❞

❝ i told you, you need to leave. ❞

❝ are you . . . trying to walk me ? ❞

actions .

[ AWOO. ]   the sender howls at the moon.

[ TEETH. ]   the sender bites the receiver during a full moon .

[ CHANGE. ]   the receiver walks in on the sender during their transformation.

[ CALM. ]   the sender reaches out to calm the receiver. 

[ DARK. ]   the receiver finds the sender out on a full moon. 

[ FOUND. ]   the sender found the receiver somewhere after a full moon, and decides to take care of them

[ GROWL. ]   the sender growls at the receiver as a warning. 

[ PREPARE. ]   the sender helps the receiver prepare for the full moon. 

[ SILVER. ]   the sender accidently/purposefully gives the receiver something silver to see how they react. 

[ TRAP. ]   the receiver is caught in a trap by the sender. 

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*  ―  LEANNA FIRESTONE LYRIC SENTENCE STARTERS .  

* tw for mentions of death , suicide mentions ( in some of the songs themselves. ) .

<Least Favorite Only Child .

❝ i almost pierced my nose in the bathroom out of spite. ❞

❝ guess i’m not that wild. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna stay her least favorite only child. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna die. ❞ 

❝ so the next time you see me, hold me a little tighter. ❞

❝ i know it’s probably selfish. ❞

❝ so what if I do it for attention. ❞ 

❝ i just wanna feel different, than how i felt before. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna be my mom’s least favorite child anymore. ❞

❝ if i disappeared, would anyone even look for me ? ❞

❝ i couldn’t escape myself, no matter how badly i wanted to. ❞

❝ i know that it’s probably selfish . . .  ❞

❝ does that really make me bad ? ❞

❝ i’m not gonna do it, just gonna think about it a lot. ❞

Closure .

❝ my guardian angel is crying. ❞

❝ so what if this is it ? ❞

❝ you say that you’re sorry but i’d hardly call it closure. ❞

❝ my one true love and it’s over. ❞

Suneater . 

❝ you’re so bright. ❞

❝ i am so in awe just basking in your light. ❞

❝ the only light i have is just a reflection of you. ❞

❝ i long to tell you, but i think it’d only make you shy. ❞

❝ you have the heart of a leo, but you’re sweet like a pisces. ❞

❝ i have never felt so bright. ❞

❝ i will keep the tides in tune if you will make the flowers bloom. ❞

❝ you have brought sunshine to the bright side of the moon. ❞

❝ i swear that i’ll be kind to you. ❞

Smitten. 

❝ sweetdreams, sweetheart, sleep tight. ❞

❝ i don’t know what i did, or how i did it, but i did something right. ❞

❝ i like your smile just the way it is. ❞

❝ usually i’d be too scared to admit it. ❞

❝ you make me the best kind of nervous. ❞

❝ i’m pretty sure you do that shit on purpose. ❞

❝ i thank god and my lucky stars. ❞

Redacted.

❝ i don’t wanna try to love you. ❞

❝ i am well aware that it would be cruel. ❞

❝ i don’t wanna take advantage of the feelings you have for me. ❞

❝ i dunno what it is i feel for you. ❞

❝ i’m so sorry but i think i should go.❞

❝ it just wouldn’t be fair to you, y’know ? ❞

❝ do i just hate being alone ? ❞

❝ i think it might be best if we just stopped. ❞

❝ it’s selfish. ❞

❝ i’d never want your heartache to be because of me. ❞

❝ i don’t even know who i am anymore. ❞

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*  ―  VAMPIRIC STARTER PROMPTS .  

* tw for mentions of blood / drinking blood / death + murder .

Human. 

❝ that’s a lot of blood. ❞

❝ so you drink [human] blood ? ❞

❝ how long has it been since you fed ? ❞

❝ bite me. ❞

❝ you just bit me ! ❞

❝  i don’t believe in vampires. ❞

❝ i want to be your familiar. ❞ 

❝ can you turn in to a bat ? ❞

❝ you don’t have a reflection ! ❞

❝ so do you sleep in a coffin ? ❞

❝ you’re gonna need a bigger coffin. ❞

❝ so, how old are you really ? ❞

❝ your skin’s always so cold. ❞

❝ if you need to feed, you can bite me. ❞

❝ you can bite me, i trust you. ❞ 

❝ what does it taste like ? / what do i taste like ? ❞

❝ you’re [not] a monster. ❞

Vampire.

❝ drink this, you’ll feel better. ❞

❝ i’m [not] a monster. ❞

❝ i haven’t fed in awhile. ❞

❝ it’s dangerous for you to be here when i’m like this. ❞

❝ i want you to be my familiar. ❞

❝ forget what you think you know, vampires exist. ❞

❝ no, that’s a myth. ❞

❝ i’m not going to eat you. ❞

❝ you call it a myth, i call it a bad stereotype. ❞

❝ your taste so sweet / bitter / good / bad. ❞

❝ your blood smells so sweet / bitter / good / bad. ❞ 

❝ it’s been awhile since i tasted fresh blood. ❞

❝ you’re so warm. / i forgot how warm living is. ❞

❝ you have to invite me in. ❞

❝ i think i just killed someone. ❞

❝ honestly ? i’m terrified i’m going to have to spend eternity alone. ❞

Actions.   ( add a + to reverse the action ! )

[ BITE. ]  the sender bites receiver on the ( neck / wrist / thigh / bodypart ) to drink their blood.

[ TURN. ]  the sender turns the receiver into a vampire.

[ BLOODLUST ]  the sender has gone too long without feeding, base instincts taking over, the receiver finds them. 

[ COFFIN. ]  the sender stumbles upon the receiver sleeping in a coffin. 

[ STAKE. ]  after finding out the receiver is a vampire, the sender tries to stake them. 

[ MIRROR. ]  when passing a mirror, the receiver notices the sender does not have a reflection. 

[ OFFER. ]  after noticing the receiver hasn’t fed in a few days / weeks, the sender offers to let the receiver feed from them.

[ MESS. ]  the sender finds the receiver covered in blood that certainly isn’t their own.

[ LICK. ]  the sender licks blood from the receiver’s wound / finger.

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*  ―  CRANE WIVES SENTENCE STARTERS .  

* i just used the songs on some of my playlists, change pronouns / wording as needed .

Curses. 

❝  every word i say is kindling. ❞

❝  but the smoke clears when you're around. ❞

❝  won't you stay with me, my darling, when my walls start burning down. ❞

❝  the devil’s after both of us. ❞

❝  lay my curses out to rest, make a mercy out of me. ❞ 

❝  all my aching bones are trembling and I may yet fall apart. ❞

Never Love An Anchor .

❝  on some level I think I always understood, that these hands of mine were clumsy not clever. ❞

❝  try as I might I could not bring myself to hold you. ❞

❝  it's a secret I keep tucked inside my chest, with this heart of mine that’s guilty not remorsefu.l ❞

❝  there are times where I still wonder about you. ❞

❝  you are someone I have loved but never known. ❞

❝  and you'll never see the reasons I had, for keeping my claws away when they were close enough to hurt you. ❞

❝  i am selfish i am broken i am cruel. ❞

Ribs .

❝ but no one gave up a rib for me and mine. ❞

❝  time has changed the metaphor. ❞ 

❝  oh my precious child, how lucky you are. ❞

❝  the dark doesn’t frighten me, i chose to close my eyes. ❞

❝  the night doesn't frighten me, i chose to let it thrive. ❞

❝  don’t let them sell you any armour, your ribs are still your own. ❞

Metaphor .

❝  you can't trust a single thing i say ❞

❝  i keep my closet free of skeletons ❞

❝  i always dig up bones in your sympathy. ❞

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*  ―  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .  

* prt three. spoilers for episodes 5-6 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death change pronouns / wording as needed .  

❝ you are not to engage. you are simply here to observe. ❞

❝ quick question: how violent do we expect this to get ? ❞

❝ have you checked this body yet or what ? ❞

❝ write that down in the ‘useful tips’ section. ❞

❝ the number of bad habits i’ve identified is frankly humbling. ❞

❝ you could try a little more oomph. ❞

❝ you’re right, no need to get riled. ❞

❝ pirates, they attack with force. the upper crust, they strike with cutting remarks disguised as politeness. ❞

❝ that’s fucking diabolical. ❞

❝ yeah, but, i mean, fսck i care. whatever. ❞

❝ oh, i see, you think you’re cute. ❞

❝ actually, i think i'm just so-so, but i've decided to carry myself like i'm cute. ❞

❝ your lot days of lyin' around doing fuck-all, it's through. ❞

❝ i’ve got just the job for you... bitch. follow me. ❞

❝ little psycho. ❞

❝ i like the name ____ , and accounting sounds fancy as fսck. ❞

❝ how does one win this interaction ? ❞

❝ i'm gonna stop you there. it's not really the, uh, crowd for skull talk. ❞

❝ this is deranged ! i don't clean things ! ❞

❝ have you ever been sketched ? ❞

❝ are you saying you've tasted human flesh ? ❞

❝ aw, lighten up. you're just sore 'cause they like me more than you. ❞

❝ i’m gonna kill that twat. ❞

❝ hang on. that's, that's passive aggression. ❞

❝  from my experience these things are meant to make you feel like a bit of a jackass. ❞

❝ i don't know, i panicked. and then, they laughed at me. ❞

❝ you're in over your head. these are my people. i'll deal with it. ❞

❝ and what if i don't? you're not my captain. ❞

❝ heh-heh, nice. ❞

❝ when you cut loose, you really cut loose. ❞

❝ i think you're very sophisticated. ❞

❝ well, sometimes the old things are the best things. ❞

❝ you wear fine things well. ❞

❝ if you wanted, i could teach you a more advanced trick of the trade. ❞

❝ stab me. ❞

❝ this is it. i'm gonna shoot you in the face ! ❞

❝ i stabbed you, you nut ! ❞

❝ i think the scariest thing i've ever seen would probably be the kraken. ❞

❝ fear is the most powerful emotion, turn your enemy's worst fear against them, you'll own them. ❞

❝ be careful what you ask your god for, she might just answer. ❞

❝ ow, you bit me ! what the fսck ?! ❞

❝ as I like to call it, the art of fuckery. ❞

❝ sorry, you triggered my fight or bite response. ❞  

❝ you seem to know everything about everything in the whole fսckin' world ! ❞

❝ you left me hangin' up there for 20 minutes. not bloody optimal.  ❞

❝ the fuck is this ?  ❞

❝ you're in too deep, ___. best thing to do end it quick.  ❞

❝ we've got a fuckery on our hands !  ❞

❝ i went out on a limb for you, you little shit.  ❞

❝ because it's my job to make sure that ___ is content. and he adores you. why, i'll never know, but... he does.  ❞

❝ yeah, he's reimagined things a bit, all right ?  ❞

❝ maiming's different. love a good maim.  ❞

❝ and tonight, i’m supposed to kill . . . you. ❞

❝ is that still on the cards or . . . ❞

❝ listen, what if what if we just pretended that whole murder idea never happened ? ❞

❝ i fսckin' challenge you to a fսckin' duel.  ❞

❝ that was a warning. ❞

❝ oh you cheeky bitch ! ❞

❝ no ! stab him, for fucks sake ! ❞

❝ shut up ! don't you ever shut up, you rancid rat ! ❞

❝ not for nothing, but that guy really is a dick, huh ? ❞

❝ i'm used to death, but, um... but not, um... your death. ❞

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*  ―  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .  

* prt two. spoilers for episodes 3-4 , tw vulgar language ,discussion of murder / death , vaguely sexual commentary. change pronouns / wording as needed .  

❝ nice , very good , love that. ❞

❝ honestly, i don’t think this ___ is worth your time. ❞

❝ so, he’s a fancy man with a fancy ship, and he travels with a brigade of imbeciles. do I have that right ? ❞

❝ and ___ , i want you to handle this personally. ❞

❝ polite menace. that’ll be my brand. ❞

❝ that could be bad for the general vibe around here. ❞

❝  maybe, in your next life, you’ll be a little less nosey, huh ? ❞

❝ i don’t think that’s a good idea, us being on the same team and all. ❞

❝ come on, i need you to help me get dressed for the big day. ❞

❝ it’s a power move. make people feel underdressed, and suddenly you’re the one in charge. ❞

❝ no, no, no, no, no ! oh god, this isn’t happening ! ❞

❝ check out this fabulous booty i’m hawkin’ ! ❞

❝ it’s … it’s a shithole. ❞

❝ well , the drinks are on us. ❞

❝ you have got some world-class, rock-hard… absolutely titanic balls coming in here. ❞

❝ i thought you were kinda mad at me, if i’m honest. ❞

❝ tell him he’s got terrible taste in flunkies, and he can go suck eggs in hell. ❞

❝ okay, look, you’ve proven your point. now, can we just let this go ? ❞

❝ you’re stiff in all the wrong places. ❞

❝ no, i’m not gonna do that, sorry. ❞

❝ i’m about to start a whole new nose jar. ❞

❝ you’re an idiot, and you’re banished. ❞

❝ besides, a gentleman never arrives empty-handed. ❞

❝ i’m actually super into that, so thanks. ❞

❝ you are the worst fսckin’ pirate captain in history. ❞

❝ you’ve heard of me ? ❞

❝ oh yeah, i’ve heard all about you. ❞

❝ any last words, dog ? ❞

❝ look out there. those clouds. do they look like frankfurters to you ? ❞

❝ if you just put some fսcking imagination into it , man. ❞

❝ it’s like pulling teeth with you sometimes. ❞

❝ i was just wonderin’ if we’re gonna be able to live or die ? ❞

❝ why don’t we have a bird guy ? ❞

❝ why waste our time here, day after day, doing the same old thing when we could be doing this ! ❝ 

❝ and then what ? then we fսckin’ execute the plan , then we get another plan , then what do we do ? we execute that , and so on, and so on, and again, and again, and again, and again ! ❞

❝ well, as bored as you might be, if you don’t make a decision soon, we’re gonna fսckin’ die. ❞

❝ you know, most of the pirates i know, they’re dead. so you’re doing a hell of a lot better than them. ❞

❝ do you fancy a fine fabric ? ❞

❝ i’ve had a few secret passages built into the ship. you know, just for fun. ❞

❝ well, no, actually, science because women have crystals in their body, and the crystals attract demons. and the demons attract misfortune. ❞

❝ it’s just fսck¡ng hard sometimes, you know ? ❞

❝ i have one gun and one knife. just like everyone else. ❞

❝ you ever feel trapped ? like you’re just treading water ? waiting to drown ? ❞

❝ there’s no chaos, there’s no drama. ❞

❝ what the fuck is that ? ❞

❝ you’re a fucking lunatic, and i like it. ❝ 

❝ you can be a real bummer sometimes, you know that ? ❞

❝  but now, you’re just an… insane, unpleasant shell of a man. ❞

❝ it’s all gonna be your fault. all of the men who trusted you. all their blood’s gonna be on your hands. it’s going to be your fault ! ❞

❝ dickfuck, no it’s not. ❞

❝ the captain goes down with the ship, i’m gonna go get pissed. ❞

❝ you know, i thought i’d have a cooler death than this. ❞

❝ try this. ❞

❝ i could probably show you a thing or two about being a blood thirsty pirate. ❞

❝ oh , i should deal with this. ❞

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*  ―  OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH PROMPT .     

* prt one. spoilers for episodes 1-2 , tw vulgar language , mild discussion of murder / death . change pronouns / wording as needed .  

❝ i didn’t sign up to play cards. ❞

❝ weeks we’ve been out here, with nothing to show for it. ❞

❝ remember the rhyme ? ❞

❝ right this is it everyone, look scary ! ❞

❝ my name’s ____ , i’ll be your robber here today. ❞

❝ you have no chance of escape ! ❞

❝ and my thought is ‘why?’ ❞

❝ what the fuck is this fucking game ?! fuck ! ❞

❝ i'd simply ask you to, uh, reframe that criticism as a suggestion. ❝

❝ what's one thing you'd change around here if you could ? ❞

❝ sewed my shoulder up once... after i'd been stabbed. ❞

❝ just dealing with a fair amount of trauma. ❞

❝ you think blackbeard's crew sews ? no. ❞

❝ cats are terrifying. everyone knows that. 'cause they're witches. and they've got knives in their feet. ❞

❝ can we forget about the flags for a second, and focus on the mutiny ? ❞

❝ if we can light him on fire, i’m in. ❞

❝ christ, that was awful. ❞

❝ our one hope being that a certain death ain't slow. ❞

❝ you don't think it'll actually get that bloody, do you ? ❞

❝ this is my battle jacket. ❞

❝ i’m not a pirate, i’m an idiot. ❞

❝ what the hell was that ? ❞

❝ have you been crying ? ❞

❝ no, really. smells of ass and runny cheese on that thing. ❞

❝ oh, it's so perfectly you. it's so impractical. ❞

❝ to think of the ridiculous rumor going around about you. ❞

❝ still a coward. pathetic. ❞

❝ oh my god. oh my god. it was just an accident. this is not happening. no. ❞

❝ this is happening, okay ? do you want to live ? ❞

❝ do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull ? ❞

❝ it won't hurt to give him another day. we can always kill him the day after. ❞

❝ we don't need to start eating each other. ❞

❝ you’re dead, and i’m not listening. ❞

❝ what is the punishment if i don’t ? ❞

❝ oh, is that what blackbeard would do ? ❞

❝ i'm having a bit of a hard time adjusting to being a mur... a mur… murderer. ❞

❝ no, no, you're right to protect me. ❞

❝ when you kill, you die as well. ❞

❝ i’m starting to smell like the rest of you. ❞

❝ wanna wager I can name a thousand different sea creatures ? ❞

❝ maybe i didn't say it out loud, but i called it in my mind. ❞

❝ until you resolve this guilt, you'll continue to be haunted. but there is no ghost 'cause they don't exist. ❞

❝ do you feel inadequate in some way ? ❞

❝ i saw nothing! it's important you know how much i didn't see ! ❞

❝ pirate my ass. ❞

❝ what i am saying is... you're more gentleman than pirate. ❞

❝ even a little bit of murder would’ve been nice. ❞

❝ how should i know ? the man’s half insane. just do it. ❞

❝ no one asked you to fucking think. ❞

❝ what a knob. ❞