*•-REXYYY-•*

Hi,Im Rexy. May Alestorm forever be my favourite pirate band.

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@gaspy-cartoons​ inspired me to do this thing

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Elizabeth inviting Barbossa to her weding YES AND YOU CAN’T CHANGE MY MIND

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Original post by chaoticlypirates

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2 silly pirate lords

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More Lego POTC (Based on this; timestamp is 55:18)

Maybe things would have gone down better if they solved every conflict with a cheerful game of rock-paper-scissors.

And yeah sorry but… no way I was drawing all of the details on their clothes. 

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gay pirates can’t wait till after fighting to make out

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beckett looks through his anonymous suggestion box

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Silliness from a convo on discord with @fred-erick-frankenstein - and put together by @peg-the-empire

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Can I interest you in a ficlet where Elizabeth asks Barbossa what is like to be dead -> As Good A Reason

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To everyone seeing this PLEASE read it read it read it!!!!!!!!

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one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

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Jack's gender: Whatever is the most useful in that moment, or whatever is funniest

Will's gender: Bisexual

Elizabeth's gender: Mob boss

James's gender: Sarcasm

Barbossa's gender: Apple

Beckett's gender: Stocks

Davy Jones's gender: Octopus

Tia Dalma/Calypso's gender: Whatever fits the current vibe

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STOCKS.

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Jack: Barbossa, you need to react when people cry!

Barbossa: I did. I rolled my eyes.

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Will: Look guys, I need help.

Elizabeth: Love help?

James: Financial help?

Jack: Emotional help?

Barbossa: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at Barbossa*

Barbossa: What?

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Barbossa: *spits mouthful of blood onto floor* You’ve become far more powerful since we last crossed paths.

Dentist: Please stop, there’s literally a sink right next to you.

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Will: It's Christmas time and you know what that means!

Barbossa: The happiness I haven't felt in years?

Jack: Everyone trying to kill each other at the dinner table?

James: The sweet release of death?

Elizabeth: The fact that I will only get coal from Santa?

Will: I was going to say "ugly sweater contest" but you know what? We're going to therapy

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James: Hi, who's this? Jack changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.

Elizabeth: What's mine?

James: Dwarf.

Elizabeth: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!

James: Oh, hey Elizabeth.

Elizabeth: FUCK!