Greg : It’s 0:01! Sara is officially late for the first time ever. All right, let’s do this. Who’s got theories? Nick : Alarm didn’t go off? Greg : All three alarms? All with battery back-up? Come on, who wants to take this seriously? Morgan : She was kidnapped in her sleep! Greg : That’s what I’m talking about! Super dark, Morgan, but way more plausible than Nick’s idiotic alarm clock theory. D.B : It’s 12am why is no one working? Cath : Sara is a few minutes late, and we’re all trying to guess why. D.B : I’d like to play. I’d say she’s in line at the bank. This is fun. Greg : It is fun, but you’re all wrong. She’s clearly trapped in her apartment block elevator and is having weird elevator sex with Grissom. Nick : There she is! Greg : Sara! Where have you been? We’ve been worried sick! Do you care to explain yourself? Sara : I’m just 70 seconds late, it’s not a big deal, don’t worry about it. D.B : Sara, you will tell us, and you will tell us now. Sara, sighting : There was a problem at the bank. D.B : HOT DAMN!
