How Do You Want To Do This?

I have nothing to prove to you.

[ryuuna]

Still disappointed the whole “dark red velvet dress with golden embroidery” thing was never addressed between these two

[breathofthedice]

Karamels: KARAMEL ENDGAME!!!! Me, an intellectual: Robert Rovner and Jessica Queller said that karolsen got canned because James was “too noble” and that Kara needed to be with someone who would “challenge” her. Now that mon el is supposedly a hero, they have no excuse to keep them together because now he’s noble too. By their own admission, if karamel is endgame, it’s because mon el is not a noble, selfless person like James.

[breathofthedice]

Oh look, this is relevant again.

[hoffthechain]

“Spider Noir is a Jew” I say into the mic.

The goyim boo. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Spider Noir himself.

[koshercosplay]

all of the spider-people are jewish sorry I don't make the rules

[achromic-red-dreams-doze-angrily]

"but what about spiderham" he's sentient "he's not kosher" neither are humans

[solosprincess]

Not to get emo on main but you ever think about how the troop sang about their dreams of finding “a girl worth fighting for”, and they think their girl worth fighting for is one of romance, but the song abruptly comes to a halt when they find a different girl worth fighting for.

A tiny girl that had been killed at the hands of the Huns. A child too weak, too small to have any chance of withstanding the murderous invaders. That is their girl worth fighting for.

[xxstar-bluesxx]

This is fucking horrific

[gay-jesus-probably]

It’s also worth noting that ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the last song in the movie. Up until here, it’s a fun movie, and the imminent invasion feels like it’s just there to keep the plot moving, and to provide a little bit of drama to spice things up. None of the soldier’s are quite taking this seriously yet; sure, Mulan wanted to save her father from the draft, and on some level she was aware that he would die if he went to war, but beyond that she’s interested in not being caught, and not shaming her family. Her motives are good, but they’re entirely self centered. All the other soldiers are more or less in the same boat - they want to get tougher, they want to impress girls, they want to be cool soldiers. Shang’s easily the most serious of the bunch at first, and even then it’s just because training bad soldiers will reflect poorly on him, and important people are paying attention.

The abrupt ending of ‘A Girl Worth Fighting For’ is the wake up call. The soldiers and the audience get slapped in the face with the realization of what’s really at stake here. China is being invaded. Villages are burning, civilians are dying, and this isn’t going to stop until the country is conquered or the invaders are defeated. This is not a fun musical, this is a major crisis.

Mulan is such a good movie for so many reasons, but the abrupt tone shift is such a major reason why. It’s an excellent commentary on the reality of war, and it being a kids movie just meant they had to make their point without showing any actual gore, which I’d honestly say makes it that much more poignant.

[taraljc]

That moment, when they come over the rise and see the razed village is one of the best scenes in film. Period. Somehow, instead of giving me tonal whiplash, it took my breath away, and that’s one fuck of a balancing act.

[daskey]

ok but vigilante alex except she isn’t wearing a bad emo halloween costume from party city and instead is wearing the hoodie/leather jacket combo from s3 but enhanced ok thanks bye

[draconym]

I think I need to start enforcing a bed time on myself. I just put two frozen mice to thaw in my tea.

[tdwhisperer]

H

How do you

How do you make that mistake

[draconym]

Decide you want tea. Fill the kettle and start boiling water. Place a mug on the kitchen counter and put a teabag in it. Remember you are going to feed the snakes this afternoon. Go get the mouse-thawing-cup and put it on the counter. Hear the kettle about to boil and pour some of the almost-boiling water into your mug. Remember the snakes. Open the freezer and get out two frozen mice. Remember how excited you are to have tea. Go back to the counter and put the mice in your mug of hot tea.

[brawltogethernow]

So THIS is what the advanced level of “I drank from my mug of paint water” looks like.

[captainlordauditor]

i misread this as two DOZEN mice and was wondering how the hell you got them all in one mug

[solange-lol]

prayer circle: poc percy in the live adaptation

[liberal-memes]

[ukulelekatie]

“Hello. Catra here. ”

(I can’t be the only one imagining Catra awkwardly introducing herself to the Best Friend Squad à la Zuko in Avatar, right?)

[draconym]

[demidorks]

Me

[breathofthedice]

@ all the karamels mad that Lena reconciled with Kara but have no problem with their abusive slaveowner fave, I’ve got one thing to say:

Die mad about it.

[coffeeshib]

She's so FINE. Definitely one of her top looks.

[afloweroutofstone]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My middle finger had to be amputated, and I asked the doctors if I could keep it and they were like, ‘I mean, yeah. It’s your finger, go ahead,’ so I took it home and cleaned it until I just had the bones left. Then in clear resin I cast a hand flipping the bird, and placed my bones in the middle finger. It looked sick as hell so I posted it online, where I was doxxed for using real human bones for art even though they were my bones.

[cykelops]

i am of course tempted to make a joke about the harley quinn show being an example of gay people cannot have shit ever without some disgusting add-on trying to lump itself with us but the antisemitism in that show seems to fly under the radar and THAT is the bigger problem at hand here

[hanniblade]

Jews will talk 'subtle' antisemitism (read: antisemitism that isnt openly calling for death to Jews) and how dangerous it is and how it introduces people to antisemitism and people will ignore them then be shocked when Jewish people are hurt in real life. "How can people think like this in current year?' Because you ignore it until it's the absolute worst.

You can reblog fuck nazis post and protect Jews post, but you still have to advocate against antisemitism and it all starts with shows with badly hidden antisemitism

[despicabledeadpool-deactivated2]

For anyone wondering

In the very first episode they made Oswald Cobblepot and his wife throwing their son a bar mitzvah. The Cobblepots are very rich, even handing out bags of cash as gift bags. They also control Gotham’s largest bank.

In the fifth episode, Ivy’s Jewish landlords burn down their own building for insurance and called it “Jewish lightning.”

The antisemitic caricatures of Penguin and his family, and of Sy Borgman and his wife, are reminiscent of Julius Streicher's work in Der Stürmer

[kara-luthors]

me thinking about Katie McGrath in Ireland drinking tea, reading books and walking Oisin. Just living her best cryptid life