[hailesteinfeld]

Easy A (2010) The Edge of Seventeen (2016) Booksmart (2019)

[vriginiawoolf]

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

[uptownhags]

[reyskywalkwr]

so maybe I am in love with him and what about it

[keri-russell]

Fleabag (2016-2019), written by Phoebe Waller-Bridge

2019 Emmy Winner for Outstanding Writing for a Comedy Series

[leosdicapros-deactivated2020060]

Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two shits who we are beyond that.

[dailylauradreyfuss]

loladre: McAfee fittings 📸: @lilydille

[reyskywalkwr]

richie: hey satan

richie: stan* fucking autocorrect

stan: richie this is a verbal conversation

[hoechlin]

[reyskywalkwr]

REDDIE - TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS MASTERLIST

as you know... i’m a sad bitch and i’ve been bitching about it 2 and reddie, and i’ve been listening a lot to taylor swift (as you all should !!!) cause she’s badass ... and realized my girl is a reddie through and through (the taste...) this is super long btw I analyzed like 40 of her songs and highlighted the best moments

i also made a playlist cause i’m super gay 

(this started out as something for my friends and i only but i really liked how it turned out so i decided to share, which is why the little comments are translated from portuguese to english too!! i’m planning on exporting it from google docs but im super lazy rn so maybe later)

[frodo-sam]

#my last two brain cells

[annabellehunt]

[wulfhalls]

if you’ll have me

[andrewgarfield-daily]

[reyskywalkwr]

jake: ok so this is our victim! his name is harry and he’s 25 and he was adultnapped outside his house last night

holt: did you mean “kidnapped”??

jake: of course not. he’s 25, he’s not a kid anymore, sir. he cant be kidnapped.

[crsinclair]

A couple and their child were looking over our Marvel Characters plush at my work, right? And the dad turns to his little girl and asks, “Which Marvel character do you want?”

His little girl, maybe 9, replies, “Mmm, I think I want Captain Marvel.”

Dad makes a face, and says, “How about you choose a real super hero and not a little princess?”

Me and my coworkers were about to smack down on this man when his wife makes a FACE and says, “Honey, you get Captain Marvel.” Then she turns to her husband. “Shut the fuck up, Greg.”

And that has become our new motto for dealings with mysogenists at work.

Shut the fuck up, Greg.

[pattinsonsupremacy]

@cyanwhisky on twitter

gUYS AHDKDJDNSLALDJD

[virgyvandijk]

good morning to sadio mane and sadio mane only