R Hartz @rhartz01 - Tumblr Blog

When friends ask what happened in my last relationship.

When I take a nap before going out and a friend texts....

How I am on pay day...

But the government’s like...

When a cute guy tells me he is single and has a career

When someone asks me if I’m going to get married

When a date cancels.

When I’m drunk and someone says anything even remotely like an insult.

When I don’t match with the hot guy on Tinder

How my dating life is going.

R Hartz