pantasticobelius:
“I would have knocked, but I forgot to put a door on top of my own cabin,” Obi says in means of an “apology”, looking around at the view from up here. It wasn’t bad, all in all. Nothing compared to Tucker, of course. “You almost died?” he repeats, full of doubt. Tucker has a tendency to dramatize some events. “Well, technically I got dumped for the third time by the same guy. So I kind of almost died. Kind of wished I did, to be honest.” He takes Tucker’s phone from him and turns the camera on the other. “I’ll take the picture for you. Strike a pose. And don’t pucker your lips.”
“IT’S OKAY! ... THIS TIME.” tucker shoots obelius the warmest smile possible, nodding steadfast. “yeah, just came back from hell and everything,” he says, matter-of-factly, “it’s a lot nicer than you’d think! no dinosaurs like you’d think, tho.” his entire story is derailed by the fact that the son of pan has been dumped not once, not twice, but thrice by the same person - and tucker can’t help the bellowing laughter that escapes him. “what are you, like, desperate?” regardless, he poses as rigidly as possible, lips puckered and jaw clenched. “who’s the lucky guy, anyway?”
















