Rhett and Link plan each other’s perfect day (no exaggerations)
Link: Our perfect day doesn’t have to include each other.
Rhett: So we are going to wake up together in a nice house I will have booked, no kids with us. I will be your servant for the entire day. I will get you the best masseuses to massage your body. You will have options to choose from as you disrobe.
Link: You know, our wives will have questions once this airs. Anyway, for you I will schedule a McGriddle and a physical.
Link: A physical. Trust me. Then I will get you the best chefs to fight to death to earn the chance to cook for you. This will be happening while I get massaged in the same building.
Rhett: OK where is my wife
Link: Does she have to be there, man?
Link: FINE THERE’S A BUTTON THERE, PUSH IT AND SHE WILL APPEAR FOR HOW LONG YOU NEED HER
Rhett: Push it once, she comes, push it twice and she’s gone?
Link: Exactly :) Then you go to a place where only you have access with great showers and snacks and a mansion that has all sorts of rooms and “surfaces” you ’d like.
Rhett: Oh and we make love in every room?
Link: Sure… if “we” stands for you and your wife. What about my day, man?
Rhett: You go for extreme mountain biking with a pilot that gets you everywhere you want to be. Do you want to have your friend Nick with you too?
Link: No but let’s say yes because he watches this. You are forgetting something *puppy eyes*
Rhett: Oh you want sex with the wife too?
Rhett: OK you will have outdoor sex (because I will never get over it and must always bring it up) while a horse does not watch you.
Rhett: I clean you up I guess?
Link: No man, I need a nap! (that’s actually what you were forgetting)
Rhett: Oh, okay, fine. What about me?
Link: Where did I leave you?
Rhett: All alone in a maze-like mansion.
Link: Oh right, calling for me while I sleep hehehe
Rhett: EXCUSE YOU I was with my wife having sex in all the rooms
Rhett: WHAT’S NEXT IN MY PERFECT DAY
Link: Well I dress you up real nice
Rhett: *weird Californian old lady mode* Can I please organize those entertaining parties where I curate experiences for people?
Rhett: Don’t you want to end your perfect day by being there with me? (because we weren’t with each other enough)
Rhett: And we drink and laugh all night long until we pass out ❤️
Link: Oh I don’t know about the passing out thing.
Rhett: No worries Linkypoo I will have a masseuse to massage you while you sleep
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