Link: Rhett, tell me Iâm pretty.
Rhett: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Link:Â âCause Iâm pretty?
Rhett:Â âCause youâre pretty.
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Link: Rhett, tell me Iâm pretty.
Rhett: Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.
Link:Â âCause Iâm pretty?
Rhett:Â âCause youâre pretty.
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The Vampire Link photoset for @the-anonymous-shadow
Yesss omg I love this!!! Thank you so much!!! <3
Link wearing one of Rhettâs sweatshirts:
âLook, itâs like a dress on me.â
âMhm.â
âRhett, look. Rhett. Itâs like a dress on me.â
âDid you take your fucking pants off?â
âRhett, look.â
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Rhett look good in glasses đ€đđ
Links Mouth
Following the discussion on our discord chat âŠLinks mouth skills Ladies and Gentleman đ đ add any you can find keep the thirst alive!
(Last two gifs by the wonderful @jacularmetteld )
spoon gif from this gracious gif-set by @sneakykinkylinky
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I feel like he would have that smirk if he saw this post we put together lol
Jealous Rhett sounds. @lovelyrhink
âButts. Tomorrow. GMM.â (X)
iâm about to bid my heart goodbye~
Got an anon request for a vampire/self insert from a very sweet person and I finally finished it today! #pleasebenice
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Link stood up from his desk as you entered the room and sat in the chair in the well lit Mythical office, âCome on in.â
You kept your head low. As a new mythical employee, you had failed to read the extremely fine print that part of your job was to provide your own  fresh blood to one of the big bosses to Link, who happened to be a creature of folklore known as a vampire. Stevie mentioned it to you this morning that you had a meeting with Link, everyone else knew except you until Alex saw fit to enlighten you to what was actually going to happen.
 It wasent a joke, it wasent a ploy, no cameras. It was very real. You had seen the show, Link seemed like a funny, tall, southren, goofy dad-type guy, not a prowling, biting, horror movie monster. He was.
Oh god, those teeth. They looked sharp and those canines were longer than the average persons and it should have been a tip off to his true nature. Now you were locked in the office alone with Link looming above you possibly licking his lips to drain you dry and end your existence.
Links white addidas shoes appeared in front of you, âHows your day been? Everything going well for you in the office?"Â
Why was he talking to you like this? Why have a conversation with someone youâre about to devoure? Was this some kind of mental game? You didnât look up, you didnât speak, but a small sob jerked you as a tear dropped out of your eye and you let out a soft shaky breath.
Link quelled his voice a bit, "Hey, you alright?â His large hand landed on your shoulder when you didnât answer, âAwe, poor thing, youâre shaking. You look scared. Whatâs the matter?â
Long fingers tentativly touched your cheek and chin coaxing you to look at him, âTears? Scared?â Link dropped onto his haunches before you.
Eyes warm and blue like the sun rising thru stained glass windows in a cathedral searched yours, âWanna talk about it? Might help this seem less scary.â
You wiped your eyes, âI-Iâm n-not ready to die..â
Links mouth opened, âDie? What do you mean die?!â
Your lip quivered as the words dropped out like your tears, âY-youâre gonna drink all my b-blood and t-then Iâll die.â
Links brows furrowed as shock flooded his face, âOh no, no, no! Iâm not gonna drink all your blood, honey! I only need less than a pint and Iâm good. Youâve been watching too many horror movies. Gosh, I would never!â
You sniffed, âO-only a little?â
His palm rested on your knee, âOnly a little bit, Iâm not a monster. Promise it will be a pinch, slurp, lick and Iâm done.â
Link tipped his head to yours, âPlease donât cry. I know, I know the idea of being bit is pretty terrifying. But donât be scared, youâre not in any real danger."Â
Your arms wrapped around your torso, "Y-you wonât chew o-on me?â
Links nose wrinkled with repulse, âOf course not! I donât want to hurt you. I donât want to hurt anyone, but I have to live too. Iâve learned how to live with my problems and make things as painless as possible for my volunteers/ donors.â
You took in a deep breath as you held up your pinky, âP-promise?â Your voice sounded so small and weak.
Links much larger pinky wrapped around yours as he echoed, âPromise.â
âO-okay.â
Link stood up, âAlright, shall we?â
You stood on shaky legs before him, less frightened than before but still nervous.
Link eyed you with a sympathetic smile, âThis is always awkward, but here we go, I like to feed from behind normally, but seeing as youâre freaked out, Iâll go frontways. Okay?â
You nodded. Link removed his glasses, placing them in his shirt pocket, âAlrighty, here we go.â
Link leaned forward, arms opened and reached for you. Instinctively, you gasped and stepped back with your arms held tightly across your chest.
Links eyes softened, âHey, hey, donât run away.â Link closed the distance and clasped your shoulders, âShh, itâs okay. Itâs okay. Weâll take this slow, alright?â
He brought you into a gentle hug, then traced his fingers along your neck as he brushed back your hair, âGosh, your heart is racing.â He whispered.
Link tipped your head to the side, âThere we go. Now, brace yourself, honey."Â
His hot breath hit your neck as you bit your lip bracing for the pain.
Link cooed softly, "Shh, shh, youâre alright.â
 No bite came, but a soft, tender, warm kiss was planted on your jugular vein, âYouâre being so brave.â
A light pinch of sharp fangs broke your skin, causing you to whimper and your lip quivered. His lips touched your skin then  started to lightly suck in your blood.  His jaws didnt bare down on you and cause further pain as expected, no. They simply rested against you as his tongue did most of the work around the bites drawing out the blood a little at a time, slowly and softly.
The stubble on his chin felt like the scratch  tweed on a smoking jacket. There wasnât as much noise as you expected either, a little sucking, no growling, and an occasionaly deep hum of satisfaction from his throat. Oddly enough, he kept you in a secure hug the whole time too. Links arms held you close as he fed, one hand  gently combed thru your hair as the other held you close to his chest, not restraining you, just holding you, comforting you with firm long back rubs.
 A light lick was placed on your neck, âThere, that will help it heal fast, clean up the mess and dull the pain.â Link sighed, âThank you, you tasted great.â
Once his arms released, you touched your neck and felt the two indentions from his fangs. It stung a little but not much.
Link guided you to the couch, âLets get you some sprite and some crackers an a bandage then you can rest a bit. That probably tuckered you out. Maybe dizzy too.â
You stared up at him, âB-bandages and snacks?â
Link raised an eyebrow with a half smile, âHavent you ever donated blood before? You get a drink and a snack to help you quickly replenish the blood loss you experienced. The bandage will help the bites heal quicker too.â
You nodded slowly, âOh.â
Link shook his head and chuckled, âI told you, I'm a monster. You just lay back and the lightheadedness will go away.â
Your eyes closed as you leaned back onto the couch pillows.
 It was weird, but he was doing everything possible to take care of you and even thanked you for your blood. He wasent a monster and even if he was he was still Link. Link couldnât be a ruthless, blood sucking killer, cause it wasent his nature.
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Link calls BS
So, I was re-reading the book of mythicality today and on the page where Link is covered in tattoos and it talks about meanings and whatnotâŠ
His chest says âAnd boy got me walking side to side.â And it talks about not knowing the meaning of it in the description or whatever.
So I got curious to see if my dirty mind was playing tricks on me or if it really is lyrics about getting dicked down anddddddâŠ.yup.