Thoughts About Rhink

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ITS SO GOOD ALREADY TOM HIDDLESTON LOOKS SO GOOD I CANNOT

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IT IS TIME FOR LOKI

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So now that we know Link practices his kegels, tell me they wouldn’t have a contest to see who can fuck the longest without cumming 👀👀👀

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Whenever Link is spread out and boneless and still a little cross eyed with pleasure, Rhett likes to lean up over him and cum on his face and throat. He likes the way it catches on Link’s puffy-pink lips, the way it drips off his chin, how it looks smeared across his cheeks and sticking to his messy hair; loves the way it looks clinging to his goozle, or sliding thick and pearly down the side of his neck.

He just really loves it. Especially the clean up.

But what Rhett really loves the most? Is how his cum pools in the dips of Link’s collarbones. When he aims his dick just right and jerks off till he’s spurtin’. It’s even better when some of it catches on Link’s shoulder and he can follow the trail with his tongue all the way back to a collarbone and just lick it out. Makes him feel real filthy but the way Link moans and tangles fingers in his hair to hold him there, Rhett knows Link loves it too.

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idk what I like the thought of more:

them wearing those racing jumpsuits and just so desperate for it they just unzip and link goes for a ride, suits just hanging off of them

or

them having giggly sex wearing the cocky jockey outfit and the snail eyes and just being super cute about it because they look ridiculous and rhett wants to see what link looks like riding him with the snail eyeballs on his head

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hear me out

that scene in an episode of how I met your mother, where robin likes to watch herself give the news during sex? let’s rhinkify that shall we...

like....link would absolutely love to be on all fours, watching himself in old gmm episodes while Rhett fucks him. and he’d love to let Rhett eat him out while he listens to them making the most pornographic sounds in one of those types of episodes. and he’d especially like to go for ride, let Rhett touch him everywhere while he watches gmm with link over his shoulder and tells him how hot they both look and watching link fall apart watching himself flirt with Rhett on camera.

and Rhett would be perfectly fine getting off with just the sound on, listening to link’s voice while link sucks him off or eats him out or jerks him off. nothing as intense as link likes, but he occasionally he doesn’t mind watching over link’s shoulder or watching while he’s got his cock buried deep and link’s face pressed into the mattress.

who could blame them though? they know they look good so why not get off to it together? 👀

[food-in-your-mitch]

Please is there anybody out there that I can scream at about Rhett riding Link’s cock, leaning back and bouncing in his lap and doing that hair flip to get his hair out of his face, reaching his hand up to brush it off his forehead or tuck it behind his ear, Rhett’s muscles all working in tandem to help him ride, head thrown back and hair cascading over his shoulders like a golden fucking waterfall???? Anyone please I’ve been laying awake thinking about this

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Adding onto this, Rhett bent over the bed and Link rocking slowly into him, hands gripping on Rhett’s hips and Rhett moaning and groaning against the pillow propped under his head, Link filling him just right, dragging out nice and steady, bringing Rhett to an intense but gentle orgasm.... think about these for me,

and @rhinky-thoughts do you have anything you’d like to add? 👀

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well @food-in-your-mitch after watching the lionel vinyl mini doc I’ve got some Thots about those outfits that involve Rhett laying Link out with his pants hanging off one foot and Rhett holding him open by his knees and fucking him good and hard. And Rhett would still have his pants on, just yanked down enough because they were both turned on by each other and desperate for it so really there was no need for Rhett to get entirely naked. Plus they’d both still have the pink shirt and green sweater on because, as Link said, “we look good!” And how could they resist each other when they look that good and need a real good desperate fuck. 👀

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Link gettin stoned at the creative house while listening to music cuz he needs to unwind and chill after a rough week. Rhett finds him but instead of getting mad or being judgy like he knows he can be, he plops onto the couch and grabs the stuff and takes a big hit. Link just watches with these big round eyes, surprised, and bursts into giggles when Rhett just sits back against the couch with a grunt.

So they pass it every once in awhile, not saying much, just enjoying the music together. But link is a tactile stoner. His fingers start playing with the hem of rhetts shorts, up to the hem of his shirt, vaguely commenting on how soft both are, how good they feel under his fingers. Rhett doesn’t stop him.

Instead let’s his fingers keep wandering. Link let’s his hand wander, tugging on the shirt pocket, tucking under the collar and brushing rhetts collarbone, those blue eyes trained on his own hand the whole time. He doesn’t stop until he gets to rhetts beard. There he pauses for a second, hums a lil, then tugs and buries his fingers in the beard til he can cup rhetts jaw. Rhett then stops him, big hand wrapped around links wrist, his breathing labored in a way link hasn’t even noticed. He’s been so focused on his own hand moving across rhetts body that he missed the way his chest was heaving, the way his heart was pounding under his ribs, the way his pulse was rushing under his collarbone, the way his eyes were fixed low and dopey on Link’s face.

And Rhett tugs link forward by the wrist, over, closer, and bends to kiss him. Link hums in appreciation at the softness of rhetts lips on his, the vibration of a moan against his own chest. He feels good but knows if he just shifts his hips just right, angles his body a certain way—there, he can rub against rhetts hip, get his jeans moving over his half hard cock and get off that way. Rhett knows what he’s doing and pushes him onto the couch, settles with one thigh between links legs and the other braced on the floor, attacks links neck with sharp little teeth and works his way down, rucking up links tee so he can get at nipples. Link rocks up into rhetts thigh and gets his hands in rhetts hair and is so blissed out it doesn’t take long for him to shudder through his release and cum in his pants like a teenager. He sinks into the couch afterwards and Rhett rides his thigh until he’s stiffening and cumming with a growl that makes link laugh a little. Then he’s rolling onto the floor onto his back and they’re both laughing so hard at the ridiculousness of the situation, with cum sticky in their briefs and heads floating in the clouds.

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what if I started posting things from drafts that started as rambling thoughts and never turned into fics? I’ve got plenty of those 😂😂

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Elizabeth, have I told you lately that I LOVE, LOVE your Sexified and Nasty (I mean that in a good way, by the way.) Rhinky Thoughts?

Good Lord Almighty! You have been serving them Hott & Steamy.

It’s a wild place in my brain 😂 thank you dear you’re so lovely 🥰🥰

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after reading an unfinished fic and going down a rabbit hole on a certain website, like.....gimme Rhett and Link making a competition out of who can cum the fastest. whether it’s just hands or toys or even hands free, one of them would say the word and they’d do it. side by side, toe to toe, knee to knee, whatever. of course they’d try to throw each other off with taunts and teases and a touch here and there. and just like on the show, Rhett would almost always win, until one day link can’t stand it and throws himself between Rhett’s thighs and sucks him off while jerking himself off and by the end it wouldn’t matter who came the fastest.

besides, neither one of them is actually in it for the competition.

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some juicy thoughts coming soon 👀 works been a lil bitch this week 😂

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okay but gimme Rhett laying link out on the desk and holding link under the knees and spreading him wide and just....fucking him till they’re both spent 👀

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Rhett got on his knees pretty fast for Link for those drippings. He’d be pretty damn affected and would just pin Link to the edge of the desk and suck him off. And Link would just pet him a lil and murmur out an, “Easy.” Rhett of course would be a good boy 👀👀👀

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how much would link beg for something in his ass while he’s sucking rhett off? like would he just whine and beg for a finger, two, three while he’s got rhett’s dick in his mouth?? would he beg for a toy? or someone else’s tongue?? bet he’d love for rhett to just reach behind him and start teasing with a finger, just playin’ for a bit, before fucking him with it till he can’t concentrate on his mouth full of cock.

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also got some thoughts about link’s hat from today’s gmmore, that canadian one?

makes him look like this super cute and adorable canadian man that will hold the doors open for rhett and apologizes for so much as looking at him cross eyed and is often a very wired but happy dude. but then when the hat comes off he gets super dirty and just dirty talks in bed all night long and it drives rhett crazy. and he also tells rhett all the things he’s gonna do later but he says it all in french when they’re at the grocery store or walking around the park or whatever, and then when later comes link gets super loud, in french, and when rhett finally gets him off he shouts some really dirty phrase in french and then just sighs real happy and soft and murmurs, in french, how much he loves rhett.

[mythically-canadian]

je t'aime would be the words. As a Canadian I can picture this and appreciate it

[theredquilt]

This is super cute but also a southern boy who speaks maybe 10 words of french and is making the rest up to be impressive and sexy. And maybe his boyfriend has a french aunt or something and knows very well he’s talking nonsense but goes along with it. Because it’s the most adorable thing he’s ever heard

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Oh my god @theredquilt you cannot do that to me that’s too cute and so Link it’s ridiculous 😭

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also got some thoughts about link’s hat from today’s gmmore, that canadian one?

makes him look like this super cute and adorable canadian man that will hold the doors open for rhett and apologizes for so much as looking at him cross eyed and is often a very wired but happy dude. but then when the hat comes off he gets super dirty and just dirty talks in bed all night long and it drives rhett crazy. and he also tells rhett all the things he’s gonna do later but he says it all in french when they’re at the grocery store or walking around the park or whatever, and then when later comes link gets super loud, in french, and when rhett finally gets him off he shouts some really dirty phrase in french and then just sighs real happy and soft and murmurs, in french, how much he loves rhett.