Lichen Lycanthropy

Rhoa | 20+ | He/Him

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[omagpies]

enjoy what is probably the most anthropomorphic take on ART you're likely to get from me (unless i give it like a humanform drone body)

(the binary is unreadable of course but the background runs a section of ‘to be alright’ by aurora (‘i want to feel it, to feel it, what the people talk about, how do you find it so easy?’) and the hands are a repeating ‘who are you i love you’

network effect can be found here!

still under the cut!

[lesbianshepard]

phrasing of this is taking me out

[voregeoisie]

[katelyn-danger]

Harder to crucify a being with eight legs

[biscoff-und-taxis]

#spider Jesus died on the asterisk for our sins

you can’t just leave this in the tags

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[bibleofficial]

bitching about outdoor second hand smoke while simultaneously being in or around a car pollution encased bus stop is wild when u consider for even a moment how much worse general car pollution impacts u compared to occasional second hand smoke like …. let’s pick ur battles

[orcboxer]

Picture this, you're at a bus stop on your way to work when suddenly through the dense fabric of your kn95 mask which you wear every single day like you have for the past 5 years you smell something evil. A scowling, rancorous smell like someone walked into the Paris catacombs and took a long drag off a femur that once belonged to the world's most hateful frenchman. You glance upwind and see a dude with a manbun puffing fat clouds of malice out of a ghoul's severed finger. You post about it on tumblr and it gets just enough traction to find the one person on the whole website brave enough to say, "You can't complain about that. Because cars cause pollution and you don't wear a mask."

[innovadesexual]

[biocrafthero]

[e-102]

[supermariomamafucker]

Lets all suck on glass together and make the aquarium clean for everyone

[mathew]

[suspectedgeode]

[lichpire]

Tarsal claws on tarantulas. You agree.

[lichpire]

YOU AGREE.

[kidrat]

U can watch Star Wars so many times and it doesn’t prepare u for how dumb Star Wars is. For one thing I think we gloss over how kenobi (who has definitely been at the club. Please.) describes the mos eisley cantina as the worst most villainous place ever and then u get inside and it’s a pack of muppets vaping

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[yupokaysuremhm]

op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

[c3rvida3]

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

[c3rvida3]

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

[c3rvida3]

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

[c3rvida3]

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

[c3rvida3]

Anyway,

Oh, Deer Lord.

[linguisticparadox]

You're right it was Necessary

[ft-rj]

[paracausalwraith]

you ever take a shower and suddenly you're human again

[paracausalwraith]

[omagpies]

[ and i scream, "WHAT'S THE TIME, MR WOLF?!"

but you, you're blind, you bleat, you bare your claws. ]