“And you had not one but two guys who would give up their jackets for you in an instant. Didn’t even have to play the whole cold card. Just admit that you’re always cold and I won’t tease you for being a cold dragon. Oh of course. Charlie, I like it. Understandable. My house is one huge mess of baby items just thrown all over the place. Like a baby maze. And you know if you ever need my help then I am all yours. I’m around so you feel free to put me to work whenever you want to. It’s something. Progress of sorts. Well sounds like you have it all figured out. You still have a while until that comes so don’t stress yourself out right now. You’re smart and so is Aaron so I know you’ll both figure it out. Well let her know that I am excited to see her. Two babies, one year. Uncle CJ is going to be very busy. I don’t know about that. You know there’s nothing outside of football when it comes to my dad so… we’ll see. I have some scouts lined up to come see me so maybe it’ll work out. Just gotta keep some things under wraps from them, you know? Nobody wants a weak heart on their team. That’s good to hear though! Tell him I said what’s up later. I heard. I heard a bunch of the crazies are in town. You must be excited to spend time with them. Ah it’s nothing. Honestly, just me the ususal dumbass that I am and getting myself into things I shouldn’t be. You know how I get without you there to pull me back. I think we are and I’m sorry to inform you that you will never win this fight. – That. That is the reason I love you so much. You really know how to eat with a man. Lets make it two. I’m kinda really hungry right now.”
“Two guys I appreciate endlessly for their jacket sacrifice, along with everything else they do for me! Fine. Fine, I’m always cold. I like it a good 85 degrees, thank you very much. You know I always favored winter for Christmas and hot chocolate, not the whole idea of snow. Charlie, Charleston for full. I’ve already heard all of the South Carolina jokes, so don’t go there! I think my brother’s favorite is that if she competed for Miss America her sash would literally say Charleston, South Carolina. That’s right, your sister! How’s she doing? How far along is she? Does she already know whether she’s getting an Ergo or a Bjorn? You have to let me know if she’s due around the same time I am so we don’t plan a shower around the same time. You mean that offer? Because I’ll have you and Aaron moving furniture, no hesitation. --Figured out? I guess it sounds like it, but... I mean, money doesn’t come from nowhere and it’s scary having a baby so young and sometimes I feel like it hasn’t even hit me yet that I’m literally going to be responsible for raising a human being, like how do you even really get them to learn how to talk and know things and I’m going to need you to shut me up, because this is going into stream of consciousness mode. --Your dad and my dad would get along. That’s not a good picture in my head, either. Sorry, but does he even care about your health? Does he even know you skip? Which you shouldn’t. You know what, I’m not even sorry, that’s screwed up. You don’t have a weak heart. Your heart’s one of the strongest I know, so hush... Crazies? Are we the traveling circus? We are nuts, I’ll give you that, but nevertheless I’m thrilled they’re here again. --You’re not getting away with that answer. You sounded really upset and I can still tell you are. Whatever it is, I want to help. I also want to know... because I am a know-it-all. Mostly the help part, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, feel free to win, I know how much you take pride in small victories.. Just know that I’ll always be the slightly scary, but oddly approachable one and you can’t beat that. -- That... makes my heart smile. The two pizzas part, of course. Okay, maybe the first part also.”













