[rhslc]

exactly

[rhslc]

Excited to return to the utah universe 6.17. My life becomes whole again

[bloodveil2k]

nicole kidman with a nintendo ds (2007)

[rhslc]

ashley dyke proof:

Backwards hat

[rhslc]

Ashley is so dykey its crazy

[thedogeveryonehates]

[platypusinplaid]

The Real Housewives of Rhode Island: Season 1, Episode 1

[rhslc]

bronwyn is so hot …. I miss RHOSLC

[creekfiend]

you ever meet someone and it's just like oh wow this person needs a visit from the divorce fairy

[hjerterum]

[realitygifs]

out of contex bravo gifs

[nick-nellson]

The Parent Trap (1998) dir. Nancy Meyers

[roycohn]

All my friends are completely convinced I could romance Heather Gay and make her accept her lesbianism. It started because we have one friend from Utah who said it, and it just clicked for everyone. Now whenever we watch the show, they call her my future situationship.

i suspect both of these were sent by the same anon and her name is bronwyn newport (actually no i'm one of the jokey jokey whitney/bron rpf shippers, the chappell roan edits convinced me!!!) heather is a DEEPLY repressed lesbian but it's taken her so long to even throw away her old marital mattress that i think she'll be in her 60s or 70s before she starts fucking women. but i believe in you anon. go get her!!!

[roycohn]

however i also do just want to add that heather's knee-jerk dislike of bronwyn during her first season always read to me as this dynamic playing out:

[seacavepuzzle]

[theblairwitch]

that's how...much...they're...not on

[celine-deyonce]

Oh I fear this did me in

[theonion]

Saying he couldn’t wait for Bravo’s audience to meet the dynamic cast of his latest production, a shaking, wild-eyed Andy Cohen took to Instagram Live Monday to announce he had just greenlit The Real Housewives Of My Attic. “Based on the scuttling and scampering noises I hear coming from up there 24 hours a day, I know these attic-dwelling divas are going to deliver the drama,” said the Real Housewives executive producer, who went on to hold up his phone to a hatch in the ceiling of his Hamptons home, capturing only the sound of his own ragged breathing. 

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