Perplexity

Helloooo!!! Have you come to play with me? Play with me, Perplexity?

[rhymingriddledprose]

Welcome, Welcome, One and All! Come on in, We'll Have a Ball!

“Oh yes, oh yes! A house of fun! A house of fun for everyone! Boys, girls, nonbinary folks! Here to laugh and share some jokes!”

Description: Perplexity takes the shape and build of a small thirteen year old child. Their hat droops in three directions, patterned in green, yellow, and black. A white, porcelain mask covers their face — a permanent, sharp-toothed smile carved into it, eyes replaced by two bold Xs. Their outfit mirrors the hat’s colors, sharp angles and soft fabric clashing in a way that shouldn’t work but somehow does. They also have a long tail that branches off into three points at the end, with little bells on the tips. Their voice sounds like it's coming out of a broken gramophone when they speak. Any pronouns are fine for them!

Lore: Perplexity was once known as Nightmare, a Subset of Sleep. His Nightmare was the chasing Nightmare-- people would appear, he would ask them to play, they would run away because they thought he was a monster, etc. The rest... I'll lay out later.

This blog was inspired by @twofacedsssssnake's Perplexity!

Blogs I know:

@amlogansanders

@twofacedsssssnake

@yeskeeppettingmymustache

@roman-the-royal

@pattonlovespuppies

@quinnly-logical

@wrath-and-irrationality

@roman-sanders-offical

@the-remy-offical

@patton-sanders-offical

@janus-sanders-offical

@logansanders-raven

@virgil-sanders-offical

@virgilsandersrpblog

@noodles-sides

@jimmysbrainandsoul

But even if I don't know you, please do interact!

[the-remy-offical]

you're the vast right?

can i give you my statement?

.........................

IS THE FUCKING VAST ON HERE NOW?????????????

[rhymingriddledprose]

???

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks his hand away with the spoon* Bad idea. You will get burns.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*hisses*

[amlogansanders]

You're not sticking your arms in a pot of boiling water.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*slowlyyy reaches his tail in to grab the noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks the tail with the spoon* No touching boiling water. Stoppit.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

[amlogansanders]

Don't give me that face. I already told you no.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts harder*

[amlogansanders]

It's not going to work. I'm not letting you touch boiling water

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sad noises*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks his hand away with the spoon* Bad idea. You will get burns.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*hisses*

[amlogansanders]

You're not sticking your arms in a pot of boiling water.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*slowlyyy reaches his tail in to grab the noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks the tail with the spoon* No touching boiling water. Stoppit.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

[amlogansanders]

Don't give me that face. I already told you no.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts harder*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks his hand away with the spoon* Bad idea. You will get burns.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*hisses*

[amlogansanders]

You're not sticking your arms in a pot of boiling water.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*slowlyyy reaches his tail in to grab the noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks the tail with the spoon* No touching boiling water. Stoppit.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

[thatsandersguy]

Just curious

Have u met Crowgan?

What's a crowgan... Should I be concerned for Logan? Is he okay?

@amlogansanders crowgan mentioned

[amlogansanders]

*Logan is summoned before he has a chance to mask his wings* Oh- Hello Thomas. *He doesn't seem to notice the giant black bird wings on his back and the feathers around his face and in his hair. He also has rather sharp talons for hands* Is there something you need me for?

[thatsandersguy]

Yeah um do you know what a "Crowgan" iss.... *Thomas turned to Logan and almost dropped his phone* Woah! *Thomas stumbled to catch it* Is bird like your animal thing?

[amlogansanders]

My what? ... OH SHIT *Logan's wings puff up as he realizes what Thomas is talking about* Oh gods- alright. Fine. *deep breath* This is fine.

Yes technically they're my trait though it wasn't discovered until recently. I was given these by an anon and they never left.

[thatsandersguy]

How much do these anons do to you? Like- are they why it feels I can't do anything at all amd have to lay in bed all day? Because they did something to you guys?

*Thomas is mentally freaking out about the whole bird thing. But he's also a deeply empathetic person so of course he is worrying more about Logan right now*

[amlogansanders]

Well. They've: Turned me into a cat, given me cat traits, aged me down to a teenager, aged me down to a child, turned me into a naga, forcefully fused me with just about every side and Remy, shut me down more times than I can possibly count, and have turned me into a ghost. And more.

[thatsandersguy]

What? What? Huh? Wait. WHAT??? Fusion? Aging? Shut downs?? I... I need to sit down. One second. *He walked to the couch and sat down. It felt like his head was spinning. Theres more too? What do people get out of doing this to Logan.*

Is there anyway I can help with all of it? Or something? Sorry, I am frankly quite confused and struggling to fully get my head around this. You said something about shut downs???

[rhymingriddledprose]

(Y’all can ignore this if u want I just think it would be funny)

*yeets a shiny into the room and vanishes*

@amlogansanders

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks his hand away with the spoon* Bad idea. You will get burns.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*hisses*

[amlogansanders]

You're not sticking your arms in a pot of boiling water.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*slowlyyy reaches his tail in to grab the noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan smacks his hand away with the spoon* Bad idea. You will get burns.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*hisses*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

That's likely unhealthy

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out again and reaches into the pot to take a handful of the boiling noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*Noodles. Cook. Stir. Yessss*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*eats a handful of uncooked noodles*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

I don't know what that means *boiling water*

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts. He doesn’t want to touch the ground beef.*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

I thought you wanted to cook, not conjure?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*sticks his tongue out*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan takes it and begins cooking* Could you wash your hands then form the ground beef into spheres?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*confusion*

*manifests a couple of meatballs*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Can you just grab the normal kind from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts but does grab the normal kind*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

Is it still going to taste like tomato sauce?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*

[amlogansanders]

... Is that meant to be like that?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

*crashing noises heard in the distance. Logan’s book that he’s reading at the current moment becomes One Fish Two Fish.*

— @rhymingriddledprose

(IM BACK BITCHESSSSS)

*Logan flips through the rest of the book and frowns sighing* Perplexity, what are you doing?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*lots of clanging and stuff. Is he messing with stuff in the kitchen?*

[amlogansanders]

*He better not be in the kitchen!! Logan sinks into the kitchen so fast he becomes slightly dizzy* Perplexity!

[rhymingriddledprose]

*the kitchen has been… transformed ig. The wallpaper and floor and ceiling and everything are in Perplexity colors and there are pts everywhere. And a Perp is in the blender, which is activated, but also the most expensive pot/pan they own is in the oven, which is set to the highest setting.*

*so yeah he’s in the kitchen*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan begins undoing all of Perplexity's tricks and turns off the blender* If you could not cause property damage to Thomas' mind that would be appreciated.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*pouts*

*he manifests a cookbook and points at it. He wants to make something. That’s why he’s in the kitchen.*

[amlogansanders]

Ah. I don't believe changing walls is necessary for cooking. What would you like to make?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What do you normally eat? I don't want to make you something you won't eat.

[rhymingriddledprose]

*shrugs*

[amlogansanders]

What about something fairly neutral. Pasta?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*nod*

[amlogansanders]

Alright then, would you like to help or just sit there and watch me do it?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he grabs a spatula and lightly boops Logan with it. He wants to help*

[amlogansanders]

*Logan turns away and sneezes before returning upright* If you're going to help I'll need you to exit the blender

Is there a particular reason you aren't speaking at the moment?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he floats out of the blender and shrugs. Some days he just doesn’t like talking.*

[amlogansanders]

Alright. Could you grab noodles, tomato sauce, garlic, ground beef, and some spices from the cabinet?

[rhymingriddledprose]

*he manifests them. They are all in Perp colors. The tomato sauce is bright green.*