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“c’mon, vera. you’re just mad your tiny little brain can’t comprehend the vast amount of knowledge there is in this theory. isn’t that your major? all pictures of the earth we have taken by satellites are composed of multiple pictures stitched together. it’s completely plausible that the earth is, in fact, fuckin flat.” was he fucking with her? of course he was. was he going to tell her that? not at all. he feigned exasperation.

@prncssvera ♥’d for a small starter!

#prncssvera #thread → vera

“hey, look, i am so grateful for the help. real fuckin grateful. everybody else blew me off for this.” it was true rhys was known for more out there ideas in his classes, so there were a few students who steered clear when he needed help. his vision for this project, however, was much tamer. still, she was the only one who had agreed. “it’ll be easy, promise.”

@lostdasxm ♥’d for a small starter!

#lostdasxm #thread → dasom #again if u want something different just tell me <3

any takers for a shorter starter from rhys ??

#my fave gif #ima fuck up my life → ooc

yuasper‌:

Jasper’s phone was close to dying, which didn’t worry him until he wanted to charge it and couldn’t find his charger. Even after turning the whole room upside down and asking his roommates if they’ve seen it lying around it was nowhere to be found. Suddenly he got the feeling he’d miss an important call if his phone was off so he decided to ask if he could borrow a charger from anyone.

After entering 1b his feet walked straight towards the open door, wanting to get this done as quickly as possible. The second surprise of the day was seeing the guy on the floor. “Are you alright?”

“well, shit.” rhys groaned, raising a hand and his head a little. he gave a small wave and couldn’t help but start laughing, the humor getting to him way more than it should have . “i’m fine i’m just stoned off my ass. what’s up, dude? i’ll be up and around in awhile i just have to wake up or something.” rhys slowly started to roll over to his side and prop himself up with an elbow. he pushed himself into a sitting position and immediately ran his hands through his hair. “thought you saw a dead body today or somethin?”

#yuasper #thread → jasper

rebellionum‌:

[ OUTGOING TEXT TO : RHYS ] it was you ?? [ OUTGOING TEXT TO : RHYS ] i kind of expected it to be ghosts, now i’m sad. [ OUTGOING TEXT TO : RHYS ] how much do you offer ?

[ OUTGOING TEXT TO : NARI ] well fuck i blew my cover i should have stayed silent [ OUTGOING TEXT TO : NARI ] my offer ranges from... cold hard cash... x files merch straight from the 90s and... anything that doesn’t involve me getting arrested.

#thread → nari

lynnks‌:

( ✉ → sms | rhys ) oh it’s fine ( ✉ → sms | rhys ) i accidentally took a 5 hour nap yesterday so i couldn’t sleep anyway ( ✉ → sms | rhys ) but look, i would LOVE a pizza for breakfast 👀

( ✉ → sms | lynn ) suddenly i’m a pizza delivery boy. toppings? ( ✉ → sms | lynn ) the school board’s already on my ass, i don’t need more bullshit fueling them, you know? ( ✉ → sms | lynn ) you know a five hour nap is just like... a sleep, right?

#thread → lynn

[ text 📲 ??? ] if i woke you up last night... uh. [ text 📲 ??? ] sorry about that. [ text 📲 ??? ] how much buys your silence?

#snu.start #open 4 anyone #rhys probably doing dumb shit late at night #expect loud noises or hopping through windows he doesnt belong in jaskdfj

cherriibvmb‌:

( — ♡ ) it was needless to say that cherry showed up at fangorn’s 1b often. it was actually sort of shocking that she didn’t just live there at this point. a window in the common area was her usual point of entry, doors were for losers; so the breeze that swept through the area as she shimmied her way inside wasn’t unusual. dragging her bag in after her, cherry eyed her destination briefly, noticing the open door with raised eyebrows.

a few further steps forward and there he was. looking like he had seen the inside of a black hole and was now trying to comprehend the world’s unraveled secrets. ❛ …don’t be alarmed, its just me, your girlfriend and not a wildly attractive figment of your imagination that is likely going insane right now. ❜

god what a welcome sight. of course she managed to appear right when she was needed, her rhys sixth sense on HIGH. his own cherry sixth sense usually manifested in situations that involved annoying her, not that he’d ever complain. he lived for her feigned protests. he lazily held his hand in her direction.

“so i have good news and bad news.” rhys managed, a small smile shying at the corners of his mouth. he tried to crane his head up but the willpower wasn’t there. “good news is my only class today was canceled. bad news is i can’t feel my face and i probably fuckin’ reek.”

#cherriibvmb #thread → cherry ♥

seoulnationalhq

[ guy fieri. flavor legend. he&him ] hey, it’s GUY FIERI, a professor here at seoul national! they’re PROBABLY 53, and i hear they’re teaching FLAVORTOWN 101 this year, i hope we get them! i heard that sometimes they can be pretty BAD HEARTBURN, but don’t worry, they’re also very GREAT AT YELLING! [ Gordon ramsay. gmt. He&him. Idk 58. ]

WELCOME TO FLAVORTOWN.

#THS IS THE BEST DAY OF M YLIFE

i’m alive after a full day of work yesterday, about to get to the ims i owe for plotting but... lms for a small starter ??

#ima fuck up my life → ooc

heavy eyelids. heavy hands. as far as his muddled brain knew at the moment he was the only thing holding his bed to the floor. gravity was overwhelming, so so overwhelming. the first coherent thought through his mind was to never smoke this much again. his second was that he’d left his dorm room door open to the suite living room. shit.

if only he could just. get up. he just needed to move before someone saw him here. fuck.

#open #uhhhhh feel free 2 assume connections or come plot idc aksdfjkasj #snu.start

hey hi hello it’s me, ur girl, shellby/🐚🐝 !! this is rhys, my favorite child, and he’s been with me a while now. he’s a loud conspiracy theorist and he’s n LUV with cherry.

you can find his bio here and his plots here, and if you like this post i will dm you when i can !! ( i’m at work n lee is gracious enough to help me post this so it isn’t ugly fjjfjf )