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Haha, y'see, that, that's a funny story

#I was declared president of a very wealthy company for about mmm 30 minutes before their base of operations just exploded

You know, I was rich at one point

#For like a few minutes at most #Iiit's just been downhill since thdn

At least half of the shitbags on that ship deserved it, though, so I mean, I really can’t play sorry about it. I mean, I mean, I can, but, you know, they all wanted me dead, and they betrayed me, and... y’know.

#private // vent post #((ive decided instead of remaking rhys' vent ill just put his slimy posts #on here for god and everyone to see))#((oocly of course. unless you're jack))

#I'd say ask to tag but very very few people survived that and I think even less of them are on the internet

sartreslut

#tagged for me #Yeah

raychillster

sometimes you have to put that nice girl act in your back pocket, stop being so shy, stop being so self conscious, and just do whatever the hell you want. look out for you.

teacakes

babe, your behavior was...,. not iconic! we have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.

lone-brother-deactivated2019070

#Me when I see Jack

jackstabbed replied to your post: In a slightly different reality, I’m a madman...

Ghost blowjob! Woooooowooooooooooo!

OH my god

#jackstabbed #I'm not laughing y #you're laughing

In a slightly different reality, I’m a madman plagued by the ghosts of.. you know... my friends and celebrities and stuff.

jackstabbed

rhystake replied to your post: rhystake replied to your post: …

Ughhh don’t remind me of how dead my friends might be

I have some bad news about me, Rhys.

rhystake

I feel like? You? Don’t count

When your only usual meal options are bugs and dirt and stuff, you develop a taste for stuff you used to consider weird.

#Like fruit sauces and stuff #At least it tastes like something

Why? Why is it always sexual. Why??

#At least I expect it from Jack

jackstabbed

Haven’t brushed my teeth in a while

rhystake

jackstabbed

rhystake‌:

Have you considered that I got rid of my sexuality in self defense

#I mean I didn’t but#you know

I have considered that, but it means nothing to me

rhystake

#Nothing is stopping me from coming over there and licking you#In fact

I’m going to become a nun actually

@bulg3k1ll3r “the last guy” HE’S MY PARTNER, IDIOT...

#Besides it's more of a #gentle ribbing than genuine terror or something

jackstabbed

Herein lies the old days, when I used to be able to make Rhys squirm just by making vague sexual suggestions, but alas, he is barren of any libido, now, and will be buried come morn’….

rhystake

Have you considered that I got rid of my sexuality in self defense

#I mean I didn't but #you know

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