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@rhystake
Haha, y'see, that, that's a funny story
You know, I was rich at one point
At least half of the shitbags on that ship deserved it, though, so I mean, I really can’t play sorry about it. I mean, I mean, I can, but, you know, they all wanted me dead, and they betrayed me, and... y’know.
sometimes you have to put that nice girl act in your back pocket, stop being so shy, stop being so self conscious, and just do whatever the hell you want. look out for you.
babe, your behavior was...,. not iconic! we have no choice but to cancel you.. to death, babe.
jackstabbed replied to your post: In a slightly different reality, I’m a madman...
Ghost blowjob! Woooooowooooooooooo!
OH my god
In a slightly different reality, I’m a madman plagued by the ghosts of.. you know... my friends and celebrities and stuff.
rhystake replied to your post: rhystake replied to your post: …
Ughhh don’t remind me of how dead my friends might be
I have some bad news about me, Rhys.
I feel like? You? Don’t count
When your only usual meal options are bugs and dirt and stuff, you develop a taste for stuff you used to consider weird.
Why? Why is it always sexual. Why??
Haven’t brushed my teeth in a whileÂ
rhystake‌:
Have you considered that I got rid of my sexuality in self defense
#I mean I didn’t but#you know
I have considered that, but it means nothing to me
#Nothing is stopping me from coming over there and licking you#In factÂ
I’m going to become a nun actually
@bulg3k1ll3r “the last guy” HE’S MY PARTNER, IDIOT...
Herein lies the old days, when I used to be able to make Rhys squirm just by making vague sexual suggestions, but alas, he is barren of any libido, now, and will be buried come morn’….
Have you considered that I got rid of my sexuality in self defense