Rhythm Heaven Headcanons!

Headcanons for Rhythm Heaven! I can't believe that literally every series I'm obsessed with has little to no characterization! welp! my characters now!

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Promo!

Hi! I'm Rook/Rookzie/Crepuscule (any pronouns except he/him), and this is my Rhythm Heaven headcanons blog!

not only will I be posting my own headcanons, but will also be accepting headcanons from you guys!

Baseline rules!

You can submit headcanons not only about characters, but about the lyric songs in the games, because I'm sure there's a lot of those!

NO NSFW! this isn't a dirty confessions blog that you send asks to to confess your dirty feelings to your rhythm heaven waifus, this is a HEADCANONS BLOG! so respect my boundaries!

I will choose which headcanons to respond to at my own discretion! This blog is currently run by only one person, so please be patient!

you can send art as well, if you think a headcanon is just so cute that you can't NOT make art of it!

if you want to see exclusively the headcanons, search up the 'headcanons' tag on this blog, and if you don't want to see the headcanons for some reason, you can search up the 'not headcanons' tag!

have fun!

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Are you still active here?

Not really. We kind of abandoned this blog a long time ago, and we're probably not gonna pick it back up for a while.

A lot has been happening.

-Valerie

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guys i miss this blog so much

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so what are you going to do with this blog now that you lost interest in it?

I dunno.

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You good?

it’s been a while since you were last posted

to be honest I kinda just lost interest. sorry.

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saffron would trade paprikas soul for a flow ball

that is mean but so true

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the rap women are wanted criminals (they steal snacks) but nobody cares because their rap songs are amazing

that's so funny actually-

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the reason that drum samurai is a samurai is because he is asab (Assigned Samurai at Birth)

fantastic.

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now way extra headcanon

karate man senior posts minion memes about parenting to his facebook account. he'd genuinely find them hilarious and share them to joe too

oh my god. gehehe

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the thugs from tongue lashing think tanaka is so cool and tanaka is just confused on who these two are and why they keep following him

space gramps commits federal tax crimes because he knows the rest can't know about his history with the cops

coolio. I think Kanojo just asks Tanaka like "Do you know these two?" and Tanaka just shrugs

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i think in the rhythm heaven world music and creating it is really celebrated and is part of their daily lives so there's a TON of not only christmas songs, but songs for every holiday

AWESOME!!!!!

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YAHAHA!

id imagine all the rhythm heaven characters would live in a large mansion, kinda like how some people headcanon that all the smash bros characters live in a mansion called the smash mansion. i feel like this rhythm heaven mansion would have the cafe as well.

ooh this sounds neat!

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The pork rice bowls on Mars is different to the ones on earth and Farmer Bob has tried both of them.

Might be the ingredients. I'd say that they both generally look the same, though. Aside from coloring.

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id imagine jj rocker and his student have the Sam and cat dynamic for some reason

(I remember one sam and cat episode where the last scene involved Sam in her normal clothes flopping on her bed and cat in her pyjamas going to her bed at night. that’s how I’d imagine jj rocker and his student’s personalities)

I don't like sam and cat but whatever

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so I've had this hc for YEARS at this point abt the big rock finish ghosts. wiki says spooks is the red one, boo-boo is the white one, and ecto is the green one. I disagree and call the white one ecto and the green one bass lmao. an you may wonder why not use boo-boo? keeps with the theme of ghost. well, when I first got into the fandom I thought it was a stupid name and bass sounded cooler and now I feel like I can't just go back on that cuz it feels wrong to me. anyways yea. love these silly lil ghosts

ooh. silly

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Marshal,Miss Ribbon and Cam go to the Rhythm heaven equivalent of Super Weenie Hut Junior weekly

That’s it,that’s the headcannon (I have better ones I promise)

wow

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Feminine-sounding name aside, Ann Glerr has an androgynous appearance, and is never referred to with any direct pronouns. In fact, the Reading Material specifically uses the title "Master Fisherperson" rather than gendered terms like "Fisherman" or "Fisherwoman". Adding all of this up, it's possible Ann is neither female nor male.

ah. ann glerr the nonbinary icon. fantastic!!