Yujikiri headcanons that make me RIDICULOUSLY happy
The first time Eugeo see’s Kiritos GGO avatar he turns into a blubbering mess. “Oh Goddesses Alice I thought I was just attracted to guys but now Kirito looks like a girl so maybe it’s not guys I’m attracted to... I’m just attracted to Kirito.” On the other side though, Kirito can’t even form a coherent sentence because “ASUNA EUGEO WITH A GUN IS THE HOTTEST THING IVE EVER SEEN. HAVE YOU SEEN HIS UNIFORM?? HOLY FUCK”
Eugeo remembers the childhood he Kirito and Alice shared together even if Alice and Kirito doesn’t. Sometimes Eugeo talks about all the stupid kid stuff they all used to do together and the adventures they’d have. It’s a little bittersweet since he knows it’ll never be like that again... but in response Kirito starts taking him on new stupid adventures. Sometimes it’s irl to show Eugeo stuff he’s never seen before or in new virtual worlds. Eugeo loves getting to go on adventures with his best friend(and now boyfriend) again.
Technology is incredible... but also imperfect. Sometimes Eugeos and Alice’s Android bodies experience glitches and it’s up to Kirito and Asuna to take care of them when stuff goes wrong.
Kirito teaching Eugeo how to fly in ALO. Sugu is insistent on teaching him since she she was the one to teach Kirito. Kirito just responds, “Oh yeah? Remember you made me fly into a building? You’re not ruining Eugeos PERFECT face” “M-my face is perfect?!”
Eugeo practically dies a second time when he discovers that there are THOUSANDS OF YEARS of human history. History from different countries too! Kirito lends Eugeo his history textbooks and then asks Eugeo about all the interesting stuff he learned. When Eugeo talks about it it sounds so much more interesting and because of this he always does good in his history classes.
Protective Kirito TO THE DAY I DIE. That is all.
For the longest time, Kirito has thought that Eugeo was just a little too perfect. How is he so good at everything??? He can sword fight, he’s a fast learner, he’s strong, he’s sweet, HES ADORABLE... and then he finally finds something Eugeo isn’t good at. Living in a small village and in a world where there were always paths everywhere ensured that Eugeo never developed the skills to navigate well... so he pretty much has directional insanity. One day he gets straight up lost on the subway system while trying to go visit Kirito at his house and Kirito almost LOSES IT trying to figure out what station Eugeo is at. They eventually figure it out but Kirito offers to just to pick him up with his bike next time.
Since Eugeos body is pretty much a duplicate of his 19 year old one in the underworld and since Kiritos real body stayed 17, Eugeo is now slightly taller than Kirito. This works out because this makes giving Kirito forehead kisses very easy(which Kirito loves but will never admit that he loves it)
Just Yujikiri wholesomeness all around!
