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Totally forgot to write a funny joke for my bio

[riaxaraco]

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(Used to be dark-chocolate-kara)

[tokuriart]

Why dis 🏴‍☠️ look so mad 😭😭😭

[gert-the-disaster]

me when i go to piss world

[captainclarksottomenempire]

Alright I just wanna say real quick that the ship potential between the two will be crazy and I'm already coining that there ship name will be bloodroom

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 28th of december, 2015.

[petalsbleedingbeak]

These fuckwits are back again? How’s it going, Nine Finger Nasty? About to turn into an Eight Finger Egghead?

@meatswitch @raptorific this is a US based site. US Americans are known for two things- obsession with guns and incredible stupidity. Had this been anyone else, I’d say they’re trying to fuck with us. But with US Americans, about 70% of them are dead serious about mangling their hands trying to stop a bullet.

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

I’ve had four years to think about it and now I think the finger would stop it

[gorps]

I just tested it with my buddy. It stops the bullet

[several-large-churros]

….Mythbusters WELDED A METAL SPIKE into the barrel of a gun to obstruct it, something heaps stronger than a human finger (and sealed the barrel better with the filler metal used to fuse the metal spike into place and prevent the explosive gases from escaping) but even that didn’t stop the bullet from doing damage.

[gorps]

It’s because they didn’t use a finger like I did

[riaxaraco]

Just finished binging season 2 and I've decided to dub this season: the season where Jack develops an anxiety disorder

[cloudabserk]

light yagami is trying so so hard to be a nice normal guy who everyone likes and who doesn’t think about killing people. and then the camera pans over and L is upside down eating candy

[riaxaraco]

Fun detail: in 2x01 (Mall Quest) thrull sprays perfume on himself before he approaches any of the group, this is because evil monsters have a specific stench in universe, and the perfume would hopefully mask that stench.

[riaxaraco]

Rewatched the TLKOE movie today and wanted to log it on my Letterboxd but you can't for some reason even though it's on TMDB which is what lb uses for movies. Sad.

[riaxaraco]

So I just started my reread of TLKOE the monster dimension and I've got a few thoughts:

I don't like the modern art style. Especially when it's put beside the og style. It's just too cartoony for me

Bardle & warg mention for the first time in forever

The crew is weirdly under reacting to the shit going on with the cosmic hand. It's literally growing up Jack's body, has done stuff without him wanting it to, and has been able to communicate with him

Jack is getting his friends to talk about their feelings, but barely talking about his own, which is a bit of development so I'll give him that

I love rover & Neon

Johnny Steve is still annoying

The Mallusk is said to be 39 tons aka 78000 pounds. That sounds about right but how much would the mall weigh + the mallusk itself + the hundreds or maybe thousands of monsters. Idk the math isn't matching to me.

[cometcrystal]

out of the backyard gang baljeet is one of the worst to make into a coffee table. ferb would also be pretty bad. phineas and isabella would be mid because they have those bigass heads but the skinny bodies. might be worse than baljeet and ferb if you're a person who cares about symmetry. buford would objectively make the best coffee table because his silhouette has the most evenly-spaced surface area. now if you wanna talk about pnf characters in general i think pet mode perry would be the best coffee table out of all of them

[symbolblue]

love this kinda post where you have to have seen a different specific post for it to make any sense at all

[tvguts]

every single time time i try to check facebook marketplace for furniture i get jumpscared by this (admittedly sick) custom baljeet coffee table

[riaxaraco]

I'd actually rather stop using tumblr than give this shit hole my drivers license

[bightbing]

ykw i think jason would go as dirty donna for halloween

[lowempathyhighenergy]

[patterned-kidneys]

Rewatched Dirty Donna Since . Halloween

Man I Love My Wife That Will Die Of Lung Cancer

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[krebkrebkreb]

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you