HEY LOVE CRUSADER, I WANT TO BE YOUR SPACE INVADER

Howl Lucas, 30ish, he/it, furry, artist, certified cringe-ass loser. Expect horror content and songs that get stuck in my head. ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ +.✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ+ .｡.:*☆ Minors dni, r*dfem bullshit is blocked on sight, no ship discourse ♡

[ribcageteeth]

Howl's List of Horror Movies (That You Should Definitely Watch!)

Old or new, good or bad, mainstream or obscure, bloodless or over-the-top gory, cgi or practical, I love horror. I love it when it's

Are we doing these now? Cuz I watch a lot of horror movies.

How Many Have You Seen?

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Voting ended onApr 10, 2025

[ribcageteeth]

Howl's List of Horror Movies 2 (MORE That You Should Watch!)

I watch a lot of horror movies, and I had a really hard time narrowing down part 1 of this list, so here's a bit more schlock, a few...

This list has a sequel! What can I say, I love a lot of horror movies

Let's Go Again!

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Voting ended onApr 20, 2025

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[huffylemon]

[ribcageteeth]

[arctic-hands]

When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.

So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".

So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.

[evilsoup]

[gilliagandy]

Truly thrilled to finally find this post on my dash.

[shencomix]

[lizardsfromspace]

Out of control Edwardian youths refuse to clap at production of Peter Pan, force distraught J.M Barrie to pull out rarely seen "Tinkerbell Fucking Dies" ending

[julianova44]

You probably know this but shitpost ruining fun fact for anybody who doesn’t:

When the play first was performed, JM Barrie et al were so concerned this might happen that they instructed the orchestra to drop their instruments and clap at this point, just in case

[lizardsfromspace]

I did not know this and I'm grateful for being informed

[lamiafemme]

Haven’t seen the Backrooms movie yet but what the fuck do you mean there’s a guy who voluntarily goes into the backrooms and is just chilling with his evil fucked up doppleganger. Is the divorce that bad bro

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

[sparrowlucero]

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

[virtualgirladvance]

was expecting another goncharov but...its real?

[nocontextraocow]

[wordfather]

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

[wordfather]

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

[wordfather]

THIRTY TWO??????

[phillyphillyphilly]

Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.

May I present the best apple:

[wordfather]

the world is so big and beautiful

[correctopinionhaver]

[cimicherrychanga]

check out the funny pose that guy i chained on my necklace is doing

they/them

[365filmsbyauroranocte]

The Last Seduction (John Dahl, 1994)

[suzirya]

I got permission from this friend to post this because holy fuck I can't stop laughing

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

that is a choice

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[jabberding0]

if you ever wondered