imagine cheating on ur wife and then getting fucking murdered by taylor swift LMAO
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imagine cheating on ur wife and then getting fucking murdered by taylor swift LMAO
I do wish we could make it a little more socially acceptable to wander the streets at night weeping inconsolably I feel like that would have a great catharsis factor for a lot of people
hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing
awful news guys
at least im bisexual
was your pet expensive to get?
yes
no
not the most expensive but not the cheapest either
for free
it was a gift
found it outside
traded for something
results
Where is your left foot when driving?
On the provided foot rest
Relaxed on the floor, but not on the foot resr
Knee bent foot to side of seat next to door
Knee bent, foot on seat
I drive a jeep and live on the wild side and hang it out the side.
I don't own a car.
I don't have a driver's license.
Other, noted below.
can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?
yes, I remember all their names
I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember
if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces
i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half
I can’t remember more than one or two names
I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results
me when the most popular artist in the worlds songs play in public: this is clearly for me
Word salad
yummy yummy
cutie swift
whomst?
so many people 😭😭😭😭 but inspired by matty and charli
i don’t really know how to phrase this but i am so so glad that i’m a fan of a women who celebrates authenticity, love, and fun even when it’s considered “cringe” instead of a fake deep, miserable, performative loser who wants to be seen as cool and countercultural at all costs including and especially by killing anything real in their art or image
“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat
comedians can only dream of writing something this funny
me as a catholic priest in the confessional booth asking if the journal factory burnt down
i’m sorry for my friend franco colapinto
now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead
I'm from argentina and I'm still shocked on how everyone accept missinformation as facts nowadays. Even swifties that always defend taylor when hate campaigns start out of jelously when she's on a winning streak, can't see another one happening in front of their eyes. We didn't pay fifa, we are not racists, we don't support israel and we are not evil!! We love our country and we love football with a passion. But this stopped being about football. They call us racist because we don't have black people in the team, but refuse to learn about our history and refuse to aknowledge the ones with indigenous roots and say we are all white? I'm from Salta, the north of the country, and I'm proud to be represented by indigenous people like me. I beg people to learn about argentina, our history and our amazing people. It's just sad how our reputation, messi's reputation, the whole country reputation has been tarnished by lies, jelously, hate and missinformation.
i do not even care about the world cup at all and if i’m being 100% honesty i only slightly favored spain to win because lamine yamal is young and his little brother is cutie