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have not used tumblr for actual years but if im ever active again it's because i got into my feels for harry potter again (this happens annually btw) // credits to the maker of liar liar (@tokimekiwaku) for my header and profile picture!

[ricecakeqt]

i dont like harry potter anymore um 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻‍♀️ bye bye . . .

[ricecakeqt]

i just realized the cursed child gang would be in their third year right now wow time flies 

[ricecakeqt]

i just read the longest au/fic ever like BITCH i wish twitter had ao3 labels so i would know i was aboutta read a fuckin 50k word fic omg i told myself “i’ll read one before i go to sleep” at 1-2 am bitch it’s 5:46 am rn ANDOMG I LITERALLY HAVE NEVER BIRDS CHIRPING OUT MY WINDOW BEFORE but look where i am now wtf im

[ricecakeqt]

i cant believe i went from reading harry potter fanfics last summer to reading bts au’s on twitter this year i what the fuck

[redhoodiehearts-deactivated2016]

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

[thejadedkiwano]

Let’s play a game. Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up. you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

[ricecakeqt]

Musical timeline

(((pasted from my other account pls)))

some time in fifth grade- watched avpm series for the first time

1/17/17- watched hamilton for the first time

3/21/17- watched heathers for the first time

I DONT REMEMBER WHEN I WATCHED 21 CHUMP STREET FUCK

july something- rewatched avpm and realized avps is actually great??

11/13/17- listened to be more chill for the first time (theres no bmc bootleg)

11/29/17- watched dear evan hansen for the first time

1/12/18- watched firebringer for the first time

1/14/18- watched firebringer again and decided i love starkid even more now

3/15/18- finished listening to in the heights for the first time

3/18/18- watched in the heights for the first time (live!!)

3/23/18- watched in the heights live again

5/17/18- mean girls ost released so i listened to the whole thing

9/7/18- watched miss saigon (bootleg, sadly) for the first time

[dangry-deactivated20180527]

stop what you’re doing and check out what anime character you would be! reblog with your result in the tags!!

[ricecakeqt]

the guy who sits diagonally in front of me in ap world history this year looks like james potter

(i mean i’ve only seen his back and side profiles but still he does)

[postirony-moved-deactivated2016]

you flirting: hey beautiful

me flirting:

[ricecakeqt]

hey y’all! some of my friends and i created an All New™️ wizarding school called Eevee School of Hoothoot Booper Snoot. it started as a joke but then evolved (haha get it) to a whole new discord server where we’re going to rp with it as if it’s a normal wizarding school with classes and such. our sorting ritual includes being put into a circle of eeveelutions and praying they don’t maul you, but as its online we just use a buzzfeed quiz. we made it 13+ as theres a lot of cussing. please join us! it’ll be fun!

classes include dada (stabby stabby class), arithmancy (normal math tbh), divination (astrology), herbology, ancient runes (elder futhark trivia), theatre (musicals/plays), potions (culinary), and last but not least, muggle studies (meme culture). 

here’s the link to join: https://discord.gg/2RTsXDn. make sure to join using my link, and mine only, so that my house will get the points for inviting the most people ;)

btw, you don’t need to know about pokemon to join, it’s just that we have eevee evolutions as the houses instead of random made up house names. we hope you join and have fun in our wizarding school!!

[dorothyhatesyou-blog-deactivate]

I’ll Do Art For You!

Hey, guys! So, I know I don’t have a very large follower count, but if one of my more popular followers could boost this for me, I’d be eternally grateful.

So, I am very poor. That’s pretty much okay with me most of the time- my mom makes sure we don’t starve, and we sometimes get non-necessities.

I have applied for almost every job in my town, which is a very limited amount of jobs. I have called them, which has given me multiple anxiety attacks, and done everything in my power to make sure they see my application and want to hire me. However, I have obviously not been hired anywhere.

Another problem, probably the biggest one, is that I owe $150 to the government for getting t-boned by an SUV in my little stationwagon. Since I wasn’t able to pay the fee in time, my license has been revoked and I won’t be allowed to drive until I get the money paid in full.

So, I’ve decided to commission my art! If you want me to draw you an OC, or an existing character in a fandom, I would be happy to for a small fee!

For the head/bust: $2

For the full body: $5

For a full image (full body and background): $7

Color isn’t extra! Just tell me what you prefer!

Here is my PayPal link: PayPal.Me/dorothyhatesyou

Just message me and tell me what you would like and we can work it out!

Here are some examples of my art. These are all mostly cartoon-ish, but I am able to do a more realistic image- it would just take a tad longer! +these were all for myself, so I wasn’t as careful shading in as I could have been. I would make everything as solid as you like!

[ao3feed-scorbus]

Into the Abyss's Dark Temptations

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ArYqCG

by Chrysanthos

Albus Severus Potter was a perfectly healthy seventeen year old, thank you very much! So then, why… Why was he having these thoughts of his best mate? Why did his heart leap out of his chest whenever he was alone with him? He liked girls, didn’t he? But… Scorpius…

Words: 1547, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child - Thorne & Rowling

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Lavender Brown, Daphne Greengrass, Faye Dunbar, Cedric Diggory, Charlus Potter, Remus Lupin, Horace Slughorn, Bartemius Crouch Sr., Agrippa, Helena Ravenclaw

Relationships: Viktor Krum/Nymphadora Tonks, Scorpius Malfoy/Albus Severus Potter, Albus Dumbledore/Rubeus Hagrid

Additional Tags: Angst, Friendship/Love, Horror, Erotica

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2ArYqCG

[hpnextgenpostss]

Most People: I’m dead

Scorpius: I’m dead, but in rainbow

[taino-ti]

what’s a 4-letter word for dirt

CRUCIATUS

[taino-ti]

My contribution to the ‘My Immortal’ community

[ricecakeqt]

draco malfoy grew up in a toxic environment and he did not truly know right from wrong until it was too late to back out. he knew from the beginning he only wanted to protect his family, as did narcissa. but he was raised to follow his parents because they would be the ones protecting him, so he was a coward and didn't know how to stand up for himself. he was not an adult once he was given the choice of becoming a death eater- he was still a child in school. yes, he did make that choice, but at that point, he most likely didn't know any better because everyone around him influenced him into thinking that that was the right thing to do. he wasn't friends with anyone who would be able to convince him that being a death eater is bad, so he wouldn't have known. however, at one point within the books, he realized that for himself. though, at this point in time, it was too late to back out from what he had gotten himself into. in the end, he was forced into doing all those evil things when he didnt want to, but he did change when he became an adult, didn't he? obviously he didnt stay a death eater through his adulthood, or he'd be thrown in azkaban anyway. and he married someone who directly opposed death eaters and raised his son to be nice, so i'm pretty sure he didn't continue to discriminate against muggle-borns after the war ended

[hauntaur]

This is money cat. He only appears every 1,383,986,917,198,001 posts. If you repost this in 30 seconds he will bring u good wealth and fortune.

[n-n-e-b-u-l-a-a]

Lol it’s too cute not to share. Besides..what if i become a millionaire tomorrow.