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xnotawitchx:

“i’m sorry, miss but i don’t understand ANYTHING that you are saying”

“ of course you don’t. because even attempting to understand the very intellectual phrases i use would force you to use the incredibly few BRAIN CELLS you have hidden under your ( peewee herman ) shaped head. ”

#xnotawitchx #( dialogue. )

xnotawitchx:

"excuse me? you have any idea what’s going on? i don’t remember navigate to this place”

“ this whole ‘ ( woe-is-me ) i’m so lost ’ act is getting about as repetitive, & old as WHAT’S LEFT of those hags from golden girls. ”

#xnotawitchx #( dialogue. )

snarkyvause:

“I was just in Litchfield so how the hell did i end up in Seattle is there some magic shit going on that i don’t know about.”

“ i’m sorry, one of ( angela lansbury’s ) many, MANY, wrinkles? is this really my problem? ”

#snarkyvause #( dialogue. )

jvnkienichols:

She didn’t know how the hell it had happened but it didn’t take a genius to figure out she wasn’t in fuckin’ Litchfield Kansas anymore. Any other time she would’ve been glad for the mystical. albeit weird, prison escape but as far as she knew her prison family was back at Litchfield being manhandled by the guards that has huffed and puffed and blown their way into their little bunker. However, as much as she was worried about her family, she couldn’t help but inwardly fret over Morello. Had she gotten out? Was she okay? Had she been dragged and dropped into God knows where too?

Figuring the only way she was going to find out what the hell was going on was to get some answers out of the people already here, Nicky moved quickly to catch someone walking past her, stepping around in front of them to stop them.

“Hey, you seen a Bostonian woman around here? Batshit crazy, wears red lipstick, about yay high?”

she wasn’t exactly scared by the sudden halted movement caused by the woman who stood directly in front of her but she was slightly startled. & what followed after that emotion was irritation - a feeling that usually follows after chanel’s previous emotions.

“ okay, but i’m a QUEERleader, i know that women your age often deal with alztheimers, parkinsons & other elderly diseases like genital warts & dementia that hilariously causes casual racism & bladder issues but i fear you’ve strayed a little too far from the kindgom that we all call an assisted living facility. everyone knows that the crones in boston massachuettes can barely afford ( clothes that fit them ) , LET ALONE red lipstick. ”

#jvnkienichols #( dialogue. )#oitnb spoilers //

icansavetoday:

‘‘About my clothes..’‘ Steve paused. ‘’It took me a while to realize it but I’m from a different time.’‘ He sighed. ‘‘World War One era to be exact.’‘ He ran his fingers through his hair and knew how Diana felt now. Everyone probably thought he was crazy. ‘’And I’m not supposed to be here.’’

“ i’ve decided to look past that clearly schizophrenic speech that reeks of a 15 year old born in the wrong century tumblr’s monologue & your abnormally square shaped head ONLY because your ( saving private ryan ) costume is making your biceps look exceptional. ”

#icansavetoday #( dialogue. )#ableism //

mlkstk:

“You know what I need?” Charlie started, turning unexpectedly to the nearest person. “My Rat Basher. Really calms me down, just holding it and seeing all the leftover gunk from its victims on it. I think it’d do me a world of good right now, man.”

“ did i say or do something to make you feel like you should CONFIDE in me about your hackneyed norman bates schtick? NEWFLASH, hairy ben wyatt, literally everyone is a psychopath nowadays. even our president!! therefore, with glee, i must tell you that your ( harrowing attempt ) at surpassing victoria justice on the scale of RELEVANCE has failed. ”

#mlkstk #( dialogue. )#ableism //

jcllybcans:

❝ Ugh! Crap! ❞ Her voice yelled in frustration, the phone being thrown across the room and landing face-down; she knew that the screen would be definitely cracked. ❝ If Jughead would answer the dang phone, that’d be freaking fantastic. ❞

“ i will consider the fact that you being eight is to blame for your ( english language ) not being more intellectual than a JUNIE B. JONES book but for about five seconds of your very invaluable time can you MAYBE NOT? ”

#jcllybcans #( dialogue. )

olliehamptcn:

“So like…one second I’m proposing to my boyfriend in bed and then the next…I’m waking up in Seattle. Oh god. It’s official. I’ve lost my mind. Nice going, Hampton.”

“ wait - GO BACK. you were proposing to your boyfriend in bed? how hilariously pitiful. NEWSFLASH: gil birmingay, ethnics who can rap are swarming all over broadway thus taking away the only thing outside of makeup & fashion gay people are decent at. whatever happened to extravagant proposals like flash mobs & sky banners? i mean, if you don’t have that what DO you have? beefcake magazine? ”

#olliehamptcn #( dialogue. )#homophobia //

wcshington:

if ANYTHING, josh wasn’t exactly prepared to be HERE and very HUMAN again. but he knew seattle when he saw it, didn’t have the mind to question it any further than that. no, all he wanted to do NOW, was get rid of that pounding headache, RELAX. try and piece things together, so he held a cigarette between his teeth, cursing when he couldn’t find a LIGHTER, and yelling out to the nearest person from his SPOT on the park bench, grin crossing his cheeks AUTOMATICALLY. “ hey, HOT SHOT. you got a lighter? hell i’ll even take matches at this point. pity ME, unlucky bastard that i am, huh? “

“ i’m sorry do you USUALLY talk like the narrator in fight club or is this pathetic gimmick merely being reserved to fuel my hatred for the disgusting, physical representation of a ( shawn mendes song ), most have the AUDACITY to call seattle? ” although, without admitting it, she’s beyond flattered at the HOT SHOT comment.

#wcshington #( dialogue. )