And suddenly, I was alone. I had nowhere to turn. And it dawned on me that I was going to have to face this all by myself. And the door opened and Headmaster Portley walked in to find me wearing a bandit mask in the middle of his bedroom, my hands filled with his wifeās knickers and his most expensive bottle of Brandy. And⦠and your friends just left you there? It was my fault, really. It was greedy to go back for the liquor. They broke a few switches on me, but I was the school hero.


















