BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS — quotes from season one of the wb television series. feel free to make alterations. memes from other seasons can be found here.
why am i still talking to you?
the influx of the undead, the… supernatural occurrences, it’s been building for years.
gee, can you vague that up for me?
when i’m with a boy i like, it’s hard for me to say anything cool, or, or witty. Or at all.
you really haven’t been dating lately.
there’s actually someone in this town who doesn’t know already?
okay, first of all, what’s with the outfit?
now, we can do this the hard way, or… well, actually there’s just the hard way.
this is not gonna be pretty. we’re talking violence, strong language, adult content…
i think that’s all the vampire information you need.
it may be that we are all that stands between the earth and utter destruction.
i laugh in the face of danger! then i hide until it goes away.
god, every day here is the same.
right. wasn’t here. didn’t see it. couldn’t have stopped you.
i’m just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side.
okay, at this point you’re abusing sarcasm.
if the apocalypse comes, beep me.
i know you have feelings for this guy, but it’s not like you’re in love with him, right?
i invited you into my home and then you attacked my family.
there was a time when we shared everything, wasn’t there?
you love someone who hates us.
the one boy i’ve had the hots for since i’ve moved here turned out to be a vampire.
let’s face it: none of us are ever gonna have a happy, normal relationship.
uh, priority check, [name]?
thanks for having confidence in me.
people who think their problems are so huge craze me.
it’s too hard for me to be around her.
once again, i teeter at the precipice of the generational gap.
it’s awful to feel that lonely.
you think i’m never lonely because i’m so cute and popular?
i can be surrounded by people and be completely alone.
sometimes when i talk, everyone’s so busy agreeing with me, they don’t hear a word i say.
well, if you feel so alone, then why do you work so hard at being popular?
you’re really a lot of help!
you think i want anything to happen to you? you think i could stand it?
i’m [number] years old. i don’t wanna die.
i may be dead, but i’m still pretty.
you were destined to die! it was written!
it’s just…been a really weird day.
i should’ve known that wouldn’t stop you.
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