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[rickolas-potts]

Hiii!!!

My name is Ricky Potts

I've been experimenting with neopronouns (cat/cats/catself and alien/aliens/alienself!) but he/him is fine

I'm an autistic, mute guy with a really bad obsession with cats and space!

Blog run by @moth-the-silly-dude

Pfp by @mercywashere

[ask-the-king-of-ka-ching]

do you like da meow meow

sounds cool, something Ricky would say probably, should suggest for him to add da meow meow as actually character in his zolar comic books, so yeah I like da meow meow

[rickolas-potts]

Da meow meow :3

[rage-and-passion]

Talya, Ukraine and vodka are my three loves ❤️

they are my reason for life and breathing

[rickolas-potts]

cats, space and penny lamb ALIENS are mine :3

[reactionimagearchive]

[rage-and-passion]

@rickolas-potts

It lwk us dawg

you the cat I’m the dog

[rickolas-potts]

YEAH !!

[my-dailydreams]

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Haha!

[rickolas-potts]

SERVALS!!! :3 :3 :3 😺😺😺

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

I see you like cats too 🤨

[rickolas-potts]

very much !!!

I grew up with 14 cats !!!

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Thats an option?

....Jeremy, we're getting 14 cats.

[rickolas-potts]

oh wow...

Who's Jeremy? Is that your son? :3

[jaybirdlives]

He is, hes grounded right now because I got a lot of snitches in the anon. But hes my son.

[rickolas-potts]

what... Did he do?

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

You name it, he did it. Drugs. Weed. Michael Mell.

[jerry-bear-playertwo]

WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY MICHAEL DAD!!!

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Jeremy hes over practically every weekend i wasn't born yesterday.

...I am correct, arent I?

[jerry-bear-playertwo]

Yeah…but he just come here to play video games with me…

Yeah, only video games…

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

You forget, Jeremy, I was your age once too. I know what 'we were just playing video games' is code for

[its-player-one]

Pretty sure it just means "we were playing Apocalypse of the Damned and got freaked out when you came in without pants."

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Okay, rude. Remember that one time you didnt have pants on? Huh, Michael Mell?

[its-player-one]

You mean when you came to my house? Where no one was supposed to see me without pants?

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Do better then.

[rickolas-potts]

oh

I started this

(what have I gotten myself into?)

[rickolas-potts]

why do we never talk about how Saint Cassian Catholic School isn't really a good school?

i can never get around the school because THERE'S NO ELEVATORS

i can't even get Penny to help me get around as she decides to avoid stairs when there's too many people around

so now both of us end up late for class

also the students are all horrible people (some of the staff are too)

[actualbadegg]

uhh what’s your name, oh cat dude I have to say I agree, this place is fucking horrible man

[rickolas-potts]

YEAH !!!

DOWN WITH THE SCHOOL !!!

[actualbadegg]

hell yeah, see? You get it

[oceanxxrosenburger]

I think you’re overreacting. I get being mad about the elevator situation but it’s not all bad! The staff are good people, they’re just trying to teach. It’s not their fault if you are late because of your friends silly fear of stairs.

[actualbadegg]

hm, ok uh ginger dick what are you afraid of? Just tell me

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

I don’t mean to side with Corey of all people, but just a few days ago, A stair railing broke and almost hit a kid! Surely they should prioritize the students, right? This school desperately needs a remodel.

[actualbadegg]

what the hell is wrong with siding with me? Anyway, exactly dude while the stairs can give me manly scars, it sucks

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Oh, it’s just that you’re not the most um well rounded of people. Not to mention you have been mean to my friends, but to be fair. You’re just an…asshole to everyone, haha!

[actualbadegg]

why does everyone think I’m an asshole, least I’m a hot asshole

[rickolas-potts]

keep telling yourself that buddy boy ✌️🐱

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Exactly, Ricky! No one in this town finds you attractive besides yourself. And even if someone did find you attractive, they’ll immediately get turned off with your temper problem and they way you shame everyone for just not being as “cool” as you!

[actualbadegg]

god the jealousy is showing, most girls immediately get turned on by how attractive I am, I mean come on, chest hair already, a beard growing, I’m spitting facts

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

That’s an opinion not a fact. Also, how am I jealous of you? Because I don’t fit your standards of “attraction” There’s more to the world than looks. I feel like that’s one of the earliest lessons you learn in life, haha…

[actualbadegg]

more to the world than looks?? Dawg are you serious, nobody cares about personality, I learned that the hard way, everyone cares about looks if you are hooking up, dating anything, looks matter, least that’s what people think and I am no different

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Personality is the one of the most important things in a relationship. Looks can only get you so far in life. Eventually, you will get older and you will naturally loose your “attractive” mature youth. Then, the people who say they loved you will act like you never existed. Who will you have once 20 years has gone by? I’m hoping that you would maybe perhaps turn your life around and prioritize you over your looks, but it’s been nearly 15 years, I’m getting doubtful that you can perhaps try and be a nice person for once.

[actualbadegg]

of course I fucking know that looks can only last so long, who doesn’t? That’s why I’m focusing on my looks for now, chicks dig it and I know chicks are temporary, one day I will be alone but at least I peaked in high school, and I may not be a nice person but I’m hot and that’s what matters

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

High school is only 4 years out of the average 70! The whole point about school is that it’s supposed to have an education and so that you can actually be a contributing member in society with a house, a job, and a family if you want. Not hooking up with chicks every other day. High School will become irrelevant in the coming years. Also, you trying to be “hot” doesn’t excuse you constantly being an asshole for no reason! I

[actualbadegg]

the whole point of school?? students don’t care about the point, students don’t even care about school except for some nerds, nobody cares about school dude, students only go because they will get in trouble with their parents or something, and I’m trying to excuse myself for being a asshole? When have I ever been a damn asshole

[rickolas-potts]

i care about school only because I can see Penny :3 !!!

[rickolas-potts]

why do we never talk about how Saint Cassian Catholic School isn't really a good school?

i can never get around the school because THERE'S NO ELEVATORS

i can't even get Penny to help me get around as she decides to avoid stairs when there's too many people around

so now both of us end up late for class

also the students are all horrible people (some of the staff are too)

[actualbadegg]

uhh what’s your name, oh cat dude I have to say I agree, this place is fucking horrible man

[rickolas-potts]

YEAH !!!

DOWN WITH THE SCHOOL !!!

[actualbadegg]

hell yeah, see? You get it

[oceanxxrosenburger]

I think you’re overreacting. I get being mad about the elevator situation but it’s not all bad! The staff are good people, they’re just trying to teach. It’s not their fault if you are late because of your friends silly fear of stairs.

[actualbadegg]

hm, ok uh ginger dick what are you afraid of? Just tell me

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

I don’t mean to side with Corey of all people, but just a few days ago, A stair railing broke and almost hit a kid! Surely they should prioritize the students, right? This school desperately needs a remodel.

[actualbadegg]

what the hell is wrong with siding with me? Anyway, exactly dude while the stairs can give me manly scars, it sucks

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Oh, it’s just that you’re not the most um well rounded of people. Not to mention you have been mean to my friends, but to be fair. You’re just an…asshole to everyone, haha!

[actualbadegg]

why does everyone think I’m an asshole, least I’m a hot asshole

[rickolas-potts]

keep telling yourself that buddy boy ✌️🐱

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Exactly, Ricky! No one in this town finds you attractive besides yourself. And even if someone did find you attractive, they’ll immediately get turned off with your temper problem and they way you shame everyone for just not being as “cool” as you!

[actualbadegg]

god the jealousy is showing, most girls immediately get turned on by how attractive I am, I mean come on, chest hair already, a beard growing, I’m spitting facts

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

That’s an opinion not a fact. Also, how am I jealous of you? Because I don’t fit your standards of “attraction” There’s more to the world than looks. I feel like that’s one of the earliest lessons you learn in life, haha…

[actualbadegg]

more to the world than looks?? Dawg are you serious, nobody cares about personality, I learned that the hard way, everyone cares about looks if you are hooking up, dating anything, looks matter, least that’s what people think and I am no different

[oceanxxrosenburger]

If you think no one cares about personality then you’re hanging out with the wrong people.

[actualbadegg]

hanging out with the wrong people? You are just spitting straight bullshit, literally everyone here in this damn school cares about looks, besides the teachers but those old hags would get put into jail if they cared about the students looks

[rickolas-potts]

That was actually funny

Also never thought I'd hear someone talking to Ocean and using the word "straight"

[the-proudest-girl-in-town]

I went to the thrift store today for the first time in a while.

They had a piano there, so I decided to play something! 😁

Sighsssss,,, no one came up to me and said I did good....siiiighs..

[the-most-resentful-boy-in-town]

TIF NO WAY

I SAW YOU THERE

and ig i'll admit

you were kinda good

[rickolas-potts]

[rickolas-potts]

why do we never talk about how Saint Cassian Catholic School isn't really a good school?

i can never get around the school because THERE'S NO ELEVATORS

i can't even get Penny to help me get around as she decides to avoid stairs when there's too many people around

so now both of us end up late for class

also the students are all horrible people (some of the staff are too)

[actualbadegg]

uhh what’s your name, oh cat dude I have to say I agree, this place is fucking horrible man

[rickolas-potts]

YEAH !!!

DOWN WITH THE SCHOOL !!!

[actualbadegg]

hell yeah, see? You get it

[oceanxxrosenburger]

I think you’re overreacting. I get being mad about the elevator situation but it’s not all bad! The staff are good people, they’re just trying to teach. It’s not their fault if you are late because of your friends silly fear of stairs.

[actualbadegg]

hm, ok uh ginger dick what are you afraid of? Just tell me

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

I don’t mean to side with Corey of all people, but just a few days ago, A stair railing broke and almost hit a kid! Surely they should prioritize the students, right? This school desperately needs a remodel.

[actualbadegg]

what the hell is wrong with siding with me? Anyway, exactly dude while the stairs can give me manly scars, it sucks

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Oh, it’s just that you’re not the most um well rounded of people. Not to mention you have been mean to my friends, but to be fair. You’re just an…asshole to everyone, haha!

[actualbadegg]

why does everyone think I’m an asshole, least I’m a hot asshole

[rickolas-potts]

keep telling yourself that buddy boy ✌️🐱

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Exactly, Ricky! No one in this town finds you attractive besides yourself. And even if someone did find you attractive, they’ll immediately get turned off with your temper problem and they way you shame everyone for just not being as “cool” as you!

[actualbadegg]

god the jealousy is showing, most girls immediately get turned on by how attractive I am, I mean come on, chest hair already, a beard growing, I’m spitting facts

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

That’s an opinion not a fact. Also, how am I jealous of you? Because I don’t fit your standards of “attraction” There’s more to the world than looks. I feel like that’s one of the earliest lessons you learn in life, haha…

[actualbadegg]

more to the world than looks?? Dawg are you serious, nobody cares about personality, I learned that the hard way, everyone cares about looks if you are hooking up, dating anything, looks matter, least that’s what people think and I am no different

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Personality is the one of the most important things in a relationship. Looks can only get you so far in life. Eventually, you will get older and you will naturally loose your “attractive” mature youth. Then, the people who say they loved you will act like you never existed. Who will you have once 20 years has gone by? I’m hoping that you would maybe perhaps turn your life around and prioritize you over your looks, but it’s been nearly 15 years, I’m getting doubtful that you can perhaps try and be a nice person for once.

[rickolas-potts]

how did we get from how terrible the school is to this ??? 😿😿😿

[rickolas-potts]

why do we never talk about how Saint Cassian Catholic School isn't really a good school?

i can never get around the school because THERE'S NO ELEVATORS

i can't even get Penny to help me get around as she decides to avoid stairs when there's too many people around

so now both of us end up late for class

also the students are all horrible people (some of the staff are too)

[actualbadegg]

uhh what’s your name, oh cat dude I have to say I agree, this place is fucking horrible man

[rickolas-potts]

YEAH !!!

DOWN WITH THE SCHOOL !!!

[actualbadegg]

hell yeah, see? You get it

[oceanxxrosenburger]

I think you’re overreacting. I get being mad about the elevator situation but it’s not all bad! The staff are good people, they’re just trying to teach. It’s not their fault if you are late because of your friends silly fear of stairs.

[actualbadegg]

hm, ok uh ginger dick what are you afraid of? Just tell me

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

I don’t mean to side with Corey of all people, but just a few days ago, A stair railing broke and almost hit a kid! Surely they should prioritize the students, right? This school desperately needs a remodel.

[actualbadegg]

what the hell is wrong with siding with me? Anyway, exactly dude while the stairs can give me manly scars, it sucks

[the-most-observant-girl-in-town]

Oh, it’s just that you’re not the most um well rounded of people. Not to mention you have been mean to my friends, but to be fair. You’re just an…asshole to everyone, haha!

[actualbadegg]

why does everyone think I’m an asshole, least I’m a hot asshole

[rickolas-potts]

keep telling yourself that buddy boy ✌️🐱

[the-proudest-girl-in-town]

GUYS HELP

SHONA JUST STARTED A PHYSICAL FIGHT WITH A MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

MY DAYS, IS ANYONE NORMAL IN THIS TOWN?!

[rickolas-potts]

i might be a teensy bit responsible for that

[the-proudest-girl-in-town]

RICKY...

WHEN I CATCH YOU, RICKY.....

[rickolas-potts]

awr nawr

[the-proudest-girl-in-town]

GUYS HELP

SHONA JUST STARTED A PHYSICAL FIGHT WITH A MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

MY DAYS, IS ANYONE NORMAL IN THIS TOWN?!

[rickolas-potts]

i might be a teensy bit responsible for that

[the-most-resentful-boy-in-town]

ME ND @the-proudest-girl-in-town R AT MCDONALDS RN

ONE OF THE W*RKERS JS TOLD US THE ICE CREAM MACHINE IS BROKEN

I WANNA THROW HANDS

[rickolas-potts]

they're lying to you

They're actually cleaning the machines

The take away is..

EMBRACE CHAOS

FIGHT THEM

[the-most-resentful-boy-in-town]

hiiii

you seem alright :3

-@rickolas-potts

WHATT

THATS LITERALLY THE FIRST TIME ANYONES EVER SAID THAT TO ME

TS WILL BE A TREASURED MEMORY

UR COOL AF FOR THIS

[rickolas-potts]

YIPPEE !!!

[the-most-curious-girl-in-town]

Someone set Penny's bag on FIRE again!! So what I do? I spread rumors about her (the bully) being PREGNANT 🔥🔥🔥 Don't mess with Penny YO!!!!

[rickolas-potts]

aw man

Ok maybe you shouldn't spread rumours but maybe that girl deserved it :3

The absolute bitch. Setting Penny's bag on fire

[rickolas-potts]

gleep glorp

that's Zolarian for "war crimes"

zeep zorp gloop gleep glorp

that translates to "I will commit war crimes"

i'm kidding

those phrases mean NOTHING

i was kinda spitballing but i might make it part of the ✨lore✨

[i-put-my-pants-on-heere]

Mr.Heere you’re in Meutuchen, there’s no limit to cats. Cats Of 7 Months Plus are $12 a Year Neutered or Spayed,$16 Non Spayed or Neutered though. Cats Under 7 Months are free and have no limit. The money is the limit since people have a lot of cats. @jacksonmar3s

(Ooc: New Jersey knowledge for you)

Oh my god.

Jeremy get the goddamn car keys im gonna stop the gambling addiction, ill be using that money on this instead.

[rickolas-potts]

welp

he's getting a kitty cat army :3