Ask Corey Ross

ask the best rapper and the real badegg

[actualbadegg]

INTROOO!!

Yo wsg dudes, I got this app cuz of my bro Wes, shout out to him

-he/him I’m a guy

-straight, hoes and bitches hit me up

-badegg13 check it out on YouTube, it’s where I post all of my rap videos yk

That’s all ya need to know

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OOC INTRO

Hello! This blog is ran by @cdplayerfan!! This is like a side blog so anyway! This blog doesn’t exactly take place anywhere, im still struggling with that buttt anyways In this ask blog, I do have some rules

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RULES!!

-no sexual comments or anything sexual jokes are fine I guess? just not sexual comments

-no weird stuff please!

-my ships for this ask blog are Wes/hank x Corey! (Corey is totally in denial)

That’s it I believe!

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ABOUT ME OOC!

Hello!! My pronouns are she/he, I go by Corey! (Or just call me ray since this is my corey ask blog) And I am a minor! I think that’s it!! I am a huge fan of Corey and I just wanted to represent that I suppose! And I will try not to mischaracterize Corey!

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BLOGS!!

Ocean-@oceanxxrosenburger

Constance-@svgarcloudblackw00d

Noel-@thatfvckedupgirl

Penny-

Misha-@rage-and-passion

Richard-

Wes-

Asløg-

Trishna-@girls-will-be-bugs

Karnak-

Virgil-

Sir father Marcus-

Tammy Edwards-

Ezra lamb-

Johnny moon (I REALLY highly doubt that there is any ask blogs of him)

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yeah… I’m in need of blogs!! So any rtc ask blog or account please interact and ask to main!!

Oh and also I’m not a drawing ask blog!

Now that’s out of the way! Ahem Farewell for now and ask away!!!

[actualbadegg]

yo @svgarcloudblackw00d nice girl are you ready to go to the park or not, i gave you time to do your dressing up and stuff hurry up i dont like waiting

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

crash outttt (OOC)

//TWINS NONE OF THE OTHER CHOIR MEMBERS ARE ONLINE (except Trish) AND I NEED MORE OF THE JUICY RP STUFF

[actualbadegg]

//I think I was asleep during this uhm

[actualbadegg]

Hi Corey, I know you probably hate me but I need to talk to you. Can we meet up after practice today?

@thatfvckedupgirl

what, alright fine, but if this is about your crush or whatever I’m not going

[thatfvckedupgirl]

It's not what😭 I just wanna talk

@svgarcloudblackw00d I can't hang out w you and the others after practice I need to talk to Corey abt something🙏

[actualbadegg]

alright, so after practice? yeah I’ll be there, if this “talk” that you are on about is just bullshit I swear to god your face will be busted up when I’m done with you

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Why are you threatening me now? I didn't even do or say anything. And no, it's important stuff.

[actualbadegg]

I’m not threading you just saying, also fine I’ll go but don’t pull any funny shit

[actualbadegg]

THREATIBG OH MU GOD NO I MEANT THREATENING STOP THIS

[actualbadegg]

//also this reblog of me correcting myself is ooc uhm

[actualbadegg]

Hi Corey, I know you probably hate me but I need to talk to you. Can we meet up after practice today?

@thatfvckedupgirl

what, alright fine, but if this is about your crush or whatever I’m not going

[thatfvckedupgirl]

It's not what😭 I just wanna talk

@svgarcloudblackw00d I can't hang out w you and the others after practice I need to talk to Corey abt something🙏

[actualbadegg]

alright, so after practice? yeah I’ll be there, if this “talk” that you are on about is just bullshit I swear to god your face will be busted up when I’m done with you

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Why are you threatening me now? I didn't even do or say anything. And no, it's important stuff.

[actualbadegg]

I’m not threading you just saying, also fine I’ll go but don’t pull any funny shit

[actualbadegg]

THREATIBG OH MU GOD NO I MEANT THREATENING STOP THIS

[actualbadegg]

Hi Corey, I know you probably hate me but I need to talk to you. Can we meet up after practice today?

@thatfvckedupgirl

what, alright fine, but if this is about your crush or whatever I’m not going

[thatfvckedupgirl]

It's not what😭 I just wanna talk

@svgarcloudblackw00d I can't hang out w you and the others after practice I need to talk to Corey abt something🙏

[actualbadegg]

alright, so after practice? yeah I’ll be there, if this “talk” that you are on about is just bullshit I swear to god your face will be busted up when I’m done with you

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Why are you threatening me now? I didn't even do or say anything. And no, it's important stuff.

[actualbadegg]

I’m not threading you just saying, also fine I’ll go but don’t pull any funny shit

[actualbadegg]

Hi Corey, I know you probably hate me but I need to talk to you. Can we meet up after practice today?

@thatfvckedupgirl

what, alright fine, but if this is about your crush or whatever I’m not going

[thatfvckedupgirl]

It's not what😭 I just wanna talk

@svgarcloudblackw00d I can't hang out w you and the others after practice I need to talk to Corey abt something🙏

[actualbadegg]

alright, so after practice? yeah I’ll be there, if this “talk” that you are on about is just bullshit I swear to god your face will be busted up when I’m done with you

[actualbadegg]

Hi Corey, I know you probably hate me but I need to talk to you. Can we meet up after practice today?

@thatfvckedupgirl

what, alright fine, but if this is about your crush or whatever I’m not going

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

silly choir photo dump! (I took a few of these)

Mainly js Misha and Corey bc they're funny funny guys :D

@actualbadegg

@rage-and-passion

This you two?

(Also yes I DID get that photo of you being Timmy Tuffknuckles in the bathroom, Mish. YOU CANNOT DENY ME.)

[actualbadegg]

I look so hot in these holy shit

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

CONSTANCE!! You finally downloaded Tumblr yeaahh

I need your advice on smth but like it's kind of a private thing...

@thatfvckedupgirl

Yeah! What's up...? You don't usually ask me for advice...so this has to be serious...

[thatfvckedupgirl]

It's about clothes and I like how you dress out of school so...

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

O-oh! Seriously? You like it...? I thought I looked like a child...with the twin buns and whatnot...but yeah. What do you want my help with clothes for...?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Nah the twin buns are cute and they suit you dw sweetie🫶 and you don't look like a child at all!

So, uhm. Uhh I might want to impress someone the next time we hang out. I was thinking abt a white button up and a short black skirt but idk that's kinda basic. Any advice?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

Oh the skirt is a must. But I fear the button up may look odd with a skirt. I would also say do like a crop top...but that makes you look super gay (no offense 🩷)...so I would do some sort of tshirt or cute dress top.

Also whooo?! Who is ittt?! I need to know!

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Mmmh. I'd like a dress top better. Thanks dear I'll see what I have in my closet I can't remember since I came out of it so long ago🫶

Anyway nooo I can't say it here out on a public social media platform where he might see it...

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

WAIT I THINK I KNOW WHO IT ISSSS 😘🥰🥰

(I wont tell him dw 🩷)

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Omg how do you know is it that obvious😭

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

Maybe a bit...😅 (Also his description in your profile)

Its fine, I see what you see in him tbh...

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Yeah I'll never have a chance though so...

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

no! You will, I swear!

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Girl be fr he's taken and he loves her and I really hope he doesn't see any of this

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

He- right. He doesn't even know her personally! Like they've never met! That's so stupid! How can he love someone over a PHONE?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

CONSTANCE you're being too obvious about who it is😭

[girls-will-be-bugs]

👀

[thatfvckedupgirl]

?? Trish?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

She doesn't know, either. Chillax..

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I bet she's like the only one who didn't notice based on what you said

Except for him ofc

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

true.

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I Wish it wasn't that obvious but I can't help it ughh

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

its fine king🫶

it's only SUPER obvious to me but its bc we talk abt it over messages.

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Yeah well you're kind of helping me...? I think?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

//HELP THE I THINK IS SENDING ME

Yeah, I'm glad to help you! You're like...the only guy that doesn't treat me like a child or degrades me..

[thatfvckedupgirl]

//BAHAHHA I HAD TO

Aw sweetie💔 who the hell does that to you I'm gonna punch em in the face

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

that would be @actualbadegg

That being said, I part of me says he may do this because he's misunderstood and needing a friend/trusting partner (ahem, me. He's hot imo), but another part of me says that he's js being a dick and doesn't deserve love, just as any sexist asshole shouldn't.

I don't know what side is right and what side is wrong, and I'm kinda really super having a mental breakdown trying to figure out which one is correct..

[actualbadegg]

whats going on why was I mentioned, I don’t care what you guys are doing just leave me out of it

[actualbadegg]

Corey....heyyy....uh- when...did you get on here....? Hehe....

(@svgarcloudblackw00d)

uh yo, why are you asking this question?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

Be-Because I just got on the app...and I wanted to see who all was on here...

Also I dont wanna get killed by you bc I know you can be a dick sometimes.

[actualbadegg]

really? that’s all? you women make me sick, being all nice isn’t gonna get you anywhere

also I saw that, I’m not a dick, I’m just spitting facts and people can’t handle that oh fuck yeah I just spit some bars

[oceanxxrosenburger]

Excuse you! I don’t appreciate you putting down women, especially my friend. Also nothing about this is facts, just messed up opinions. So leave her and, while we’re at it, the rest of the choir alone!

[actualbadegg]

oh dont get all pissy now, you guys should leave me alone, bothering me even on social media, just shut the fuck up and stop whining, that’s all you women do, whine and whine

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

You know what I wanna do right now? Kick you right in the dick. YO ASS DOES NOT DESERVE KIDS, AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU USELESS LITTLE MANWHORE.

Sorry...that was mean...

[actualbadegg]

no no say it again, be more aggressive with it, talk about how I’m an asshole in this public social media blog, do it bitch I dare you

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

....now I don't wanna....

[actualbadegg]

that’s what I thought, can’t even speak up even in social media

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

fuck you, Corey.

[actualbadegg]

oh the ladies already done that, try to come up with a new one

[actualbadegg]

Corey....heyyy....uh- when...did you get on here....? Hehe....

(@svgarcloudblackw00d)

uh yo, why are you asking this question?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

Be-Because I just got on the app...and I wanted to see who all was on here...

Also I dont wanna get killed by you bc I know you can be a dick sometimes.

[actualbadegg]

really? that’s all? you women make me sick, being all nice isn’t gonna get you anywhere

also I saw that, I’m not a dick, I’m just spitting facts and people can’t handle that oh fuck yeah I just spit some bars

[oceanxxrosenburger]

Excuse you! I don’t appreciate you putting down women, especially my friend. Also nothing about this is facts, just messed up opinions. So leave her and, while we’re at it, the rest of the choir alone!

[actualbadegg]

oh dont get all pissy now, you guys should leave me alone, bothering me even on social media, just shut the fuck up and stop whining, that’s all you women do, whine and whine

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

You know what I wanna do right now? Kick you right in the dick. YO ASS DOES NOT DESERVE KIDS, AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU USELESS LITTLE MANWHORE.

Sorry...that was mean...

[actualbadegg]

no no say it again, be more aggressive with it, talk about how I’m an asshole in this public social media blog, do it bitch I dare you

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

....now I don't wanna....

[actualbadegg]

that’s what I thought, can’t even speak up even in social media

[actualbadegg]

COREY

guess what

. . .

chicken butt

get the fuck off my blog

[actualbadegg]

Corey....heyyy....uh- when...did you get on here....? Hehe....

(@svgarcloudblackw00d)

uh yo, why are you asking this question?

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

Be-Because I just got on the app...and I wanted to see who all was on here...

Also I dont wanna get killed by you bc I know you can be a dick sometimes.

[actualbadegg]

really? that’s all? you women make me sick, being all nice isn’t gonna get you anywhere

also I saw that, I’m not a dick, I’m just spitting facts and people can’t handle that oh fuck yeah I just spit some bars

[oceanxxrosenburger]

Excuse you! I don’t appreciate you putting down women, especially my friend. Also nothing about this is facts, just messed up opinions. So leave her and, while we’re at it, the rest of the choir alone!

[actualbadegg]

oh dont get all pissy now, you guys should leave me alone, bothering me even on social media, just shut the fuck up and stop whining, that’s all you women do, whine and whine

[svgarcloudblackw00d]

You know what I wanna do right now? Kick you right in the dick. YO ASS DOES NOT DESERVE KIDS, AND ESPECIALLY AFTER HOW YOU TREAT WOMEN YOU USELESS LITTLE MANWHORE.

Sorry...that was mean...

[actualbadegg]

no no say it again, be more aggressive with it, talk about how I’m an asshole in this public social media blog, do it bitch I dare you

[rage-and-passion]

@thatfvckedupgirl it’s your month do you get powers or something

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I'd have powers if I had a boyfriend to use them on...

[rage-and-passion]

??? why would you use it on your hypothetical boyfriend??? What’d he do to you 😨???

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh, nothing! It's what I'd do to him...

[rage-and-passion]

Noel

What does that mean

What does that mean Noel

Noel..?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

... I'm talking about sex Misha.

Some powers can be used for sexual purposes, in my opinion...

[rage-and-passion]

OH

Noel Noel Noel I don’t want to think about that Noel Noel Noel Noel

FREAK ALERT ‼️‼️‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I won't say anything else. I won't talk about my sexual fantasies on Tumblr.

[rage-and-passion]

great great cool cool fun yeah totally I understand that yeah great dude uh awesome ‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh god I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable it was just a joke I'm sorry Misha oh man I feel so bad now

[rage-and-passion]

no no fam it’s chill !!

It’s okay if it wasn’t a joke I hope you and ur hypothetical future boyfriend have fun with… yeah

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ok ok let's stop talking about sex please it's getting embarrassing.

Uhm.

How's it going??

[rage-and-passion]

uh it chill… you know… I ate icecream then took a nap…

how about you dawg how’s pride month are we being gay?

WE AS IN YOU NOT US AS IN LIKE US

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I wrote down a couple of ideas for my novel and then fell asleep while I was taking a bath...

Yes I'm gayer than I've ever been🫶 anyway it's your month too, you're pansexual, right?

[rage-and-passion]

yup I took an “am I gay quiz” and that’s what it gave me

See I wanted to be a lesbian because colors cool as fuck but I’m not wuh luh wuh

how’d the bath go did you have fun

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...a quiz? Oh Misha😭 but You're 100% not straight because like I know those quizzes have questions about you liking men and stuff so...oh god Misha who was your gay awakening you need to tell me like rn

Yeah the lesbian flag is really cool! It reminds me of the sunset🫶

It was so so so relaxing and I made a lot of foam because I like foamy bats. I just wish I had some red wine to sip and a gramophone...

[rage-and-passion]

I like lesbian flag because it’s the same colors as rage and passion 😎

And uh I’m only sharing my awakening if you share urs first bro??? And how else do you find out your sexuality if it’s not with a quiz????

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh my gay awakening? I think it was Li Shang from Mulan. When I was 3.

Well I found out because I realized I never liked girls...but a quiz is okay too don't worry about that!🫶

[rage-and-passion]

Dude no I see you…. How do we feel about prince Naveen though he’s hot as fuck too

[thatfvckedupgirl]

HE IS and what about Milo from Atlantis oh my god I'm so fucking gay

[rage-and-passion]

altlanits mentioned⁉️so many of characters were very hot…

banger taste in men brah I like men sometimes

[thatfvckedupgirl]

You still didn't tell me who your gay awakening was though...

[rage-and-passion]

Eughhh dude I don’t know how to describe but I don’t have one

I have no gender preference so it’s kind of like how straight people don’t get an awakening/realization

It’s more like love conquers all type shi

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh ok! Didn't know that since I have a preference

Anyway we should organize that thrift hang out

[rage-and-passion]

Oh yeah the hangout lowkey excited

Wanna do it on Saturday? I have a detention but I think we can do it after

And is there like anything I’m supposed to know before hand or smth

[thatfvckedupgirl]

What is that detention for? What did you do this time??

And naah just lmk where you wanna have dinner after shopping :)

[rage-and-passion]

dinner!? I do NOT have enough money brah YouTube is not paying me despite how good my music is

I didn’t anything btw it was ALL Ocean

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Girl I already told ya I'd pay dw about it🫶

Ofc it was Ocean. What happened?

[rage-and-passion]

Uh… might’ve smacked back of her head too many times

Why can’t she be thankful I’m not threatening to beat her up like Corey 🫩

but thanks for paying bro how do you want me to thank you

Hahahahhaha jk jk hahahaha unless…?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh yeah, Corey. He's gonna punch me one of this days he said.

I'm sorry you got detention I wish I could keep you some company😭

Mishaaa you don't need to thank me in any way... unless...

[rage-and-passion]

He’s prolly not gonna he doesn’t have bruised knuckles I don’t trust that he can fight lwk

and I mean I’m just offering thanks to you… if you want bro but like in a no homo way

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Nah I think he's just trying to show off lol

Omg and how would you thank me...keeping it no homo ofc...

[actualbadegg]

yo dude I won’t say anything but this whole conversation is not at all straight

oh wait what the fuck why was I brought up

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Uhh yeah we're not straight?? Got a problem with that??

Cause you're an asshole🫶

[actualbadegg]

I don’t care about what you people do, you guys could run into cars on purpose and I wouldn’t care, that would actually be funny, seeing you guys getting run over by a car

Another thing about me being an asshole? Get creative

[thatfvckedupgirl]

So you threatened to beat us up and now you're saying you wanna watch us die? Get a grip ffs what have we ever done to you. You're the one who's always been bad to us.

[actualbadegg]

take a joke, and just because you guys don’t understand or can’t handle me saying what is true doesn’t mean I’m a jerk, grow a pair

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh yeah? Tell me something true you've said then.

[actualbadegg]

that all women are sluts that only want to get into men’s pants

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...do you even hear yourself. Do you even think before saying something.

That's not true you fucking misogynist??

[actualbadegg]

do YOU even hear yourself? Because I wouldn’t be surprised if you just spit out shit without thinking, I think, I understand what I’m saying, it’s not my fault that you don’t

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Women are not sluts, Corey. And not every woman likes men. You need to understand that. And yes, I always think before talking.

[actualbadegg]

fine yeah sure not all women like men, but all they want is sex, noel.

[thatfvckedupgirl]

No it's not?? Wtf is wrong with you

[actualbadegg]

whatever, I’m not continuing this, I’m not about to get judged by my choirmate on a damn social media app because they don’t get what I’m saying

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I don't get it cause it's bullshit Corey, but fine. I'll judge you tomorrow at practice 🫶

[actualbadegg]

I’ll judge you back noel

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh yeah? What will you judge me for I'm curious about it

[actualbadegg]

that you don’t think women are sluts

[rage-and-passion]

@thatfvckedupgirl it’s your month do you get powers or something

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I'd have powers if I had a boyfriend to use them on...

[rage-and-passion]

??? why would you use it on your hypothetical boyfriend??? What’d he do to you 😨???

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh, nothing! It's what I'd do to him...

[rage-and-passion]

Noel

What does that mean

What does that mean Noel

Noel..?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

... I'm talking about sex Misha.

Some powers can be used for sexual purposes, in my opinion...

[rage-and-passion]

OH

Noel Noel Noel I don’t want to think about that Noel Noel Noel Noel

FREAK ALERT ‼️‼️‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I won't say anything else. I won't talk about my sexual fantasies on Tumblr.

[rage-and-passion]

great great cool cool fun yeah totally I understand that yeah great dude uh awesome ‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh god I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable it was just a joke I'm sorry Misha oh man I feel so bad now

[rage-and-passion]

no no fam it’s chill !!

It’s okay if it wasn’t a joke I hope you and ur hypothetical future boyfriend have fun with… yeah

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ok ok let's stop talking about sex please it's getting embarrassing.

Uhm.

How's it going??

[rage-and-passion]

uh it chill… you know… I ate icecream then took a nap…

how about you dawg how’s pride month are we being gay?

WE AS IN YOU NOT US AS IN LIKE US

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I wrote down a couple of ideas for my novel and then fell asleep while I was taking a bath...

Yes I'm gayer than I've ever been🫶 anyway it's your month too, you're pansexual, right?

[rage-and-passion]

yup I took an “am I gay quiz” and that’s what it gave me

See I wanted to be a lesbian because colors cool as fuck but I’m not wuh luh wuh

how’d the bath go did you have fun

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...a quiz? Oh Misha😭 but You're 100% not straight because like I know those quizzes have questions about you liking men and stuff so...oh god Misha who was your gay awakening you need to tell me like rn

Yeah the lesbian flag is really cool! It reminds me of the sunset🫶

It was so so so relaxing and I made a lot of foam because I like foamy bats. I just wish I had some red wine to sip and a gramophone...

[rage-and-passion]

I like lesbian flag because it’s the same colors as rage and passion 😎

And uh I’m only sharing my awakening if you share urs first bro??? And how else do you find out your sexuality if it’s not with a quiz????

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh my gay awakening? I think it was Li Shang from Mulan. When I was 3.

Well I found out because I realized I never liked girls...but a quiz is okay too don't worry about that!🫶

[rage-and-passion]

Dude no I see you…. How do we feel about prince Naveen though he’s hot as fuck too

[thatfvckedupgirl]

HE IS and what about Milo from Atlantis oh my god I'm so fucking gay

[rage-and-passion]

altlanits mentioned⁉️so many of characters were very hot…

banger taste in men brah I like men sometimes

[thatfvckedupgirl]

You still didn't tell me who your gay awakening was though...

[rage-and-passion]

Eughhh dude I don’t know how to describe but I don’t have one

I have no gender preference so it’s kind of like how straight people don’t get an awakening/realization

It’s more like love conquers all type shi

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh ok! Didn't know that since I have a preference

Anyway we should organize that thrift hang out

[rage-and-passion]

Oh yeah the hangout lowkey excited

Wanna do it on Saturday? I have a detention but I think we can do it after

And is there like anything I’m supposed to know before hand or smth

[thatfvckedupgirl]

What is that detention for? What did you do this time??

And naah just lmk where you wanna have dinner after shopping :)

[rage-and-passion]

dinner!? I do NOT have enough money brah YouTube is not paying me despite how good my music is

I didn’t anything btw it was ALL Ocean

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Girl I already told ya I'd pay dw about it🫶

Ofc it was Ocean. What happened?

[rage-and-passion]

Uh… might’ve smacked back of her head too many times

Why can’t she be thankful I’m not threatening to beat her up like Corey 🫩

but thanks for paying bro how do you want me to thank you

Hahahahhaha jk jk hahahaha unless…?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh yeah, Corey. He's gonna punch me one of this days he said.

I'm sorry you got detention I wish I could keep you some company😭

Mishaaa you don't need to thank me in any way... unless...

[rage-and-passion]

He’s prolly not gonna he doesn’t have bruised knuckles I don’t trust that he can fight lwk

and I mean I’m just offering thanks to you… if you want bro but like in a no homo way

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Nah I think he's just trying to show off lol

Omg and how would you thank me...keeping it no homo ofc...

[actualbadegg]

yo dude I won’t say anything but this whole conversation is not at all straight

oh wait what the fuck why was I brought up

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Uhh yeah we're not straight?? Got a problem with that??

Cause you're an asshole🫶

[actualbadegg]

I don’t care about what you people do, you guys could run into cars on purpose and I wouldn’t care, that would actually be funny, seeing you guys getting run over by a car

Another thing about me being an asshole? Get creative

[thatfvckedupgirl]

So you threatened to beat us up and now you're saying you wanna watch us die? Get a grip ffs what have we ever done to you. You're the one who's always been bad to us.

[actualbadegg]

take a joke, and just because you guys don’t understand or can’t handle me saying what is true doesn’t mean I’m a jerk, grow a pair

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh yeah? Tell me something true you've said then.

[actualbadegg]

that all women are sluts that only want to get into men’s pants

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...do you even hear yourself. Do you even think before saying something.

That's not true you fucking misogynist??

[actualbadegg]

do YOU even hear yourself? Because I wouldn’t be surprised if you just spit out shit without thinking, I think, I understand what I’m saying, it’s not my fault that you don’t

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Women are not sluts, Corey. And not every woman likes men. You need to understand that. And yes, I always think before talking.

[actualbadegg]

fine yeah sure not all women like men, but all they want is sex, noel.

[thatfvckedupgirl]

No it's not?? Wtf is wrong with you

[actualbadegg]

whatever, I’m not continuing this, I’m not about to get judged by my choirmate on a damn social media app because they don’t get what I’m saying

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I don't get it cause it's bullshit Corey, but fine. I'll judge you tomorrow at practice 🫶

[actualbadegg]

I’ll judge you back noel

[rage-and-passion]

@thatfvckedupgirl it’s your month do you get powers or something

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I'd have powers if I had a boyfriend to use them on...

[rage-and-passion]

??? why would you use it on your hypothetical boyfriend??? What’d he do to you 😨???

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh, nothing! It's what I'd do to him...

[rage-and-passion]

Noel

What does that mean

What does that mean Noel

Noel..?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

... I'm talking about sex Misha.

Some powers can be used for sexual purposes, in my opinion...

[rage-and-passion]

OH

Noel Noel Noel I don’t want to think about that Noel Noel Noel Noel

FREAK ALERT ‼️‼️‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I won't say anything else. I won't talk about my sexual fantasies on Tumblr.

[rage-and-passion]

great great cool cool fun yeah totally I understand that yeah great dude uh awesome ‼️

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh god I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable it was just a joke I'm sorry Misha oh man I feel so bad now

[rage-and-passion]

no no fam it’s chill !!

It’s okay if it wasn’t a joke I hope you and ur hypothetical future boyfriend have fun with… yeah

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ok ok let's stop talking about sex please it's getting embarrassing.

Uhm.

How's it going??

[rage-and-passion]

uh it chill… you know… I ate icecream then took a nap…

how about you dawg how’s pride month are we being gay?

WE AS IN YOU NOT US AS IN LIKE US

[thatfvckedupgirl]

I wrote down a couple of ideas for my novel and then fell asleep while I was taking a bath...

Yes I'm gayer than I've ever been🫶 anyway it's your month too, you're pansexual, right?

[rage-and-passion]

yup I took an “am I gay quiz” and that’s what it gave me

See I wanted to be a lesbian because colors cool as fuck but I’m not wuh luh wuh

how’d the bath go did you have fun

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...a quiz? Oh Misha😭 but You're 100% not straight because like I know those quizzes have questions about you liking men and stuff so...oh god Misha who was your gay awakening you need to tell me like rn

Yeah the lesbian flag is really cool! It reminds me of the sunset🫶

It was so so so relaxing and I made a lot of foam because I like foamy bats. I just wish I had some red wine to sip and a gramophone...

[rage-and-passion]

I like lesbian flag because it’s the same colors as rage and passion 😎

And uh I’m only sharing my awakening if you share urs first bro??? And how else do you find out your sexuality if it’s not with a quiz????

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh my gay awakening? I think it was Li Shang from Mulan. When I was 3.

Well I found out because I realized I never liked girls...but a quiz is okay too don't worry about that!🫶

[rage-and-passion]

Dude no I see you…. How do we feel about prince Naveen though he’s hot as fuck too

[thatfvckedupgirl]

HE IS and what about Milo from Atlantis oh my god I'm so fucking gay

[rage-and-passion]

altlanits mentioned⁉️so many of characters were very hot…

banger taste in men brah I like men sometimes

[thatfvckedupgirl]

You still didn't tell me who your gay awakening was though...

[rage-and-passion]

Eughhh dude I don’t know how to describe but I don’t have one

I have no gender preference so it’s kind of like how straight people don’t get an awakening/realization

It’s more like love conquers all type shi

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh ok! Didn't know that since I have a preference

Anyway we should organize that thrift hang out

[rage-and-passion]

Oh yeah the hangout lowkey excited

Wanna do it on Saturday? I have a detention but I think we can do it after

And is there like anything I’m supposed to know before hand or smth

[thatfvckedupgirl]

What is that detention for? What did you do this time??

And naah just lmk where you wanna have dinner after shopping :)

[rage-and-passion]

dinner!? I do NOT have enough money brah YouTube is not paying me despite how good my music is

I didn’t anything btw it was ALL Ocean

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Girl I already told ya I'd pay dw about it🫶

Ofc it was Ocean. What happened?

[rage-and-passion]

Uh… might’ve smacked back of her head too many times

Why can’t she be thankful I’m not threatening to beat her up like Corey 🫩

but thanks for paying bro how do you want me to thank you

Hahahahhaha jk jk hahahaha unless…?

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Oh yeah, Corey. He's gonna punch me one of this days he said.

I'm sorry you got detention I wish I could keep you some company😭

Mishaaa you don't need to thank me in any way... unless...

[rage-and-passion]

He’s prolly not gonna he doesn’t have bruised knuckles I don’t trust that he can fight lwk

and I mean I’m just offering thanks to you… if you want bro but like in a no homo way

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Nah I think he's just trying to show off lol

Omg and how would you thank me...keeping it no homo ofc...

[actualbadegg]

yo dude I won’t say anything but this whole conversation is not at all straight

oh wait what the fuck why was I brought up

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Uhh yeah we're not straight?? Got a problem with that??

Cause you're an asshole🫶

[actualbadegg]

I don’t care about what you people do, you guys could run into cars on purpose and I wouldn’t care, that would actually be funny, seeing you guys getting run over by a car

Another thing about me being an asshole? Get creative

[thatfvckedupgirl]

So you threatened to beat us up and now you're saying you wanna watch us die? Get a grip ffs what have we ever done to you. You're the one who's always been bad to us.

[actualbadegg]

take a joke, and just because you guys don’t understand or can’t handle me saying what is true doesn’t mean I’m a jerk, grow a pair

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Ohh yeah? Tell me something true you've said then.

[actualbadegg]

that all women are sluts that only want to get into men’s pants

[thatfvckedupgirl]

...do you even hear yourself. Do you even think before saying something.

That's not true you fucking misogynist??

[actualbadegg]

do YOU even hear yourself? Because I wouldn’t be surprised if you just spit out shit without thinking, I think, I understand what I’m saying, it’s not my fault that you don’t

[thatfvckedupgirl]

Women are not sluts, Corey. And not every woman likes men. You need to understand that. And yes, I always think before talking.

[actualbadegg]

fine yeah sure not all women like men, but all they want is sex, noel.

[thatfvckedupgirl]

No it's not?? Wtf is wrong with you

[actualbadegg]

whatever, I’m not continuing this, I’m not about to get judged by my choirmate on a damn social media app because they don’t get what I’m saying