Business Casual Rickorporated

(( An IC ask-blog for a Business Casual Rick. Rick/Morty shippers do NOT interact. ))

[rickorporated]

Are you okay now?

(( i’m better

still not 100% tho ))

[rickorporated]

(( in hospital

I’m ok now

just resting ))

[rickorporated]

(( got home last night ))

[rickorporated]

(( in hospital

I'm ok now

just resting ))

[rickorporated]

Why can't you have more than one partner, I don't mind sharing if you don't honey ;)

I do mind sharing. You see, I respect my baby enough to know that if I want him to be exclusive with me, I gotta’ be exclusive with him.

I appreciate the thought, but I’m not big on disrespecting my partners, buddy.

[rickorporated]

You're so handsome, and by far my favorite Rick. Pleeease tell me you're single and ready for some fun

Well, thank you, darlin’.

Mmh, I’m currently single, but I don’t think that’s going to last much longer.

Sorry, sweetheart.

[rickorporated]

Do you like to wear make up?

It gets put on for those fucking awful photo shoots for magazine covers.

It’s not really my thing, though.

[rickorporated]

"What kind of work can a female Rick such as myself have?"

Any Rick can do anything they put their mind to. Listen, fuckin’ try and do whatever the hell you want and if someone tells you no, shit on them and take their job. 

As long as their job is lucrative, of course. 

[rickorporated]

Hi daddy, I'm looking for a Rick to pay for my law school and to treat me nice. Are you interested, sir?

Gotta’ give me a little bit of information about yourself.

Besides, I already have my eye on someone.

[florious-days]

Hey pal. How much to remodel a 500sqft indoor garden? I got a remodeling to start. (@rickorporated)

@rickorporatedUm.. well, I don’t remodel, but I can send someone who can with a bunch of my plants if you need them. Well, I did take landscape architecture. And nobody else would do it right… I’ll just do it. Maybe 1500 flurbos?

[rickorporated]

I don't need the floor plan changed. Just need the plants changed out.

Sounds good.

[miracide]

business casual rick for @rickorporated

[rickorporated]

(Mod: Does your Rick have a dimension code? Just keeping a list of all the active Tumblr blogs)

( yes. S-4α12 )

[rickorporated]

What kind of girls are you into? Blonde chicks? Red heads? Curvy? Skinny? I need to know.

I’m into Ricks more than ladies. 

A Rick or a lady, all colors are hot and almost all body types are sexy: curvy, skinny, or a bit heavy. 

[ricky-fortuna]

What's an llc?

*tilts head*Do I look like a fucking law library?go ask @rickorporated or @library-rick

[rickorporated]

LLC’s a fuckin’ limited liability company.

It means if your company sinks, your personal cash won’t go with it. 

[rickorporated]

What do you look for in a partner, or are you an all business rick?

I’m not all business. I’m about to get shit-faced after all.

I don’t tend to do romance, though. I’ll be a sugar daddy or be a handsome Rick’s daddy or master, but I’m not usually looking for love and whatever the fuck else comes with it.

[rickorporated]

Black or white lingerie? Bling or no bling?

Either color is fine. Anything besides shitty orange or somethin’, you feel me baby?

Bling. Usually whatever gifts I’ve given.

[miracide]

business casual rick for @rickorporated

[rickorporated]

Get your lawyer morty, I’d love to see a pog collection, I’ll even toss some spare change in his suitcase while he dances.

He's a lawyer Rick, fuckface. The Morty's more like... His intern.