RICKOYALLY SUPREMACY

What if Rickoyald Tyler & Wallace West is the best Stargirl brOTP you’ve never considered? 😳

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Ask Wally: Labor Day Edition!!!

Send in asks about your craziest stargirl theories and Wally will react to them! ⚡️

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do you think rick would support you if you started competing in illicit car racing activities at night without a license or would he not put up with that shit

I think I would hype it up without mentioning what exactly am hyping up and then I would have to RUN wallace RUN because rick has car accident trauma…ooops.

— Wally ⚡️

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dude what WAS that history report mahkent gave last week like ???????? literally who tf cares about the trials and tribulations of scandinavians in america

Personally, I think Cameron should’ve taken APUSH over AP Gov but ya know

-Wally ⚡️

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I think I saw the Hat Man yesterday, please advise

Run.

Or ask him to take you out for a nice cup of tea.

-Wally ⚡️

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dude you need to stop sneaking into artemis' bereals. you're in it for like, the ninth day in a row.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN SNEAKING??? We are literally best friends. Do you not see her in the back of MY bereals??? That’s the real question you should be asking

-Wally ⚡️

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listen i KNOW bullying is bad but top three people at bvhs who deserve a thorough schoolyard roast? bonus points if you are so bold as to deliver the roast

WOOHOO HOO HERE WE GO

-Cindy (this is obvious but like. ya know)

-Any member of the theatre department (am I still mad i wasn’t cast? yes. but that definitely has nothing to do with it)

-Rickoyald Harris-Tyler (yo mamma so dead, skeletons are afraid of her)

-Wally ⚡️

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Wally word on the street is that Rick is going to be blasted into oblivion in a junkyard on Wednesday by his arch-nemesis. How are you to catch him? Will you be fighting Beth on this?

Obviously I will be the one blasting him into oblivion

- Wally ⚡️

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you seem like the kind of guy who got really good at wii bowling one summer

oh you have no idea

oh and look!

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Are you that "What's Weird With Blue Valley" blog??? I saw that it became active again since it stopped suddenly last summer

perhaps 👁 perhaps that blogger had a very important trip to Central City last summer where they were forced to go on a summer hike without any internet access not even a smartwatch with Gideon so they fell behind and then felt too ashamed to continue after losing the ball but then they saw a Gorilla roaming the streets and could not stay quiet any longer because if that blogger’s older wiser and more annoying mentor has told them anything a Gorilla usually means trouble 👁 just perhaps tho! You didn’t hear this from me 🤐

— Wally ⚡️

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is rick aware that there are more stores that exist than just old navy?

I KNOW! I want to introduce him to H&M — I told him it stood for Hour Man

…He didn’t buy it.

— Wally ⚡️

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why are there two animal shelters, a hospital, THREE mcdonalds, and a mini-golf place in this town. i live next to a CORNFIELD. like WHO did the urban planning?

you forgot the fried chicken place that somehow ran kfc to the ground. I love it here <3

— Wally ⚡️

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Dude I’ve been circling Lincoln for three hours, where the HECK is Blue Valley?

If Matt Harris (🤮) can find it, so can you!

-Wally ⚡️

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Wally does not care that Stargirl got “canceled” and neither should you!

Say hi to the new kid in town at Blue Valley High and JSA’s newest speedster!

He’ll be sure to tell you what’s hot and what’s not. @rickoyally​ will be accepting asks all day Saturday, Dec 3rd for questions you may have for Wally.

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Lance says I’m not in season 3 of stargirl 🙄

What does he know? He can’t see me run.

— Wally ⚡️

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Stargirl theory - since it airs after Labor Day, they will reveal in 2x05 that Courtney has dyed the white in her Stargirl uniform to a bright orange. The box advertised it as “gold” but it lied and now it’s too late to change it.

I would say that IF Courtney accidentally dyed her costume yellow, she definitely stole the dye from me.

- Wally ⚡️

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How did you react to finding out Mike was heir to the Italian Mob?

Terrifying. It's always the little ones. I'm packing my bags as we speak-

- Wally ⚡️