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Independent Rick Sanchez of R-148 | 21+ | Temp Dash

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​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

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“Part of me is curious to know how excatly you could manage such a thing---yet at the same time I really doubt I want to know the details.”

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​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

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Rick is idle, his eyes staring into the distance. He certianlly heard Morty’s words---and the first thing that came to mind was his Morty---but it had been so much more then that. Interactions like these made him ache deep down. A hatred kept at bay by drugs and alcohol found its way to him. He hadn’t cared for his Morty enough. . .at least, he never showed it. . .and now he was gone forever. 

  “You aren’t wrong, but could you live with that? He begins, a heavy breath escaping as his visage slowly turns to the young boy. “I can’t speak for all Ricks but. . .I wish I kept my Morty closer.” His eyes trail away, “I wish we had more time together, though I never acted like it. I would do anything to change it but. . .I deserve my burden. . .just be careful of the ones you pick..”

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​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜ ( I had a desperate need to. )

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“What the hell is that supposed to mean—listen I might be slightly delusional but I don’t think I said anything like that to you.”

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​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜ [ Rick C-134 ]

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“Listen—I’m not normally the type to help out other Ricks by any means, but jail isn’t excatly my forte. So I suppose this one time…We could maybe go on a Rick-venture—make history and get the fuck away from these bastards, but if you think that’s lame I do too.”

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“Well–” Jessica crossed her arms, staring back at Rick with a pensive expression. This Beth and Summer he was referring to, Jessica was close with them. Both of them. She wouldn’t release any information about her friends to some random Rick, not until she was certain it was safe to do so. “Why’re you asking? Why do you care? Are they your Beth and Summer? No– the answer to that is no, because I know for a fact that they aren’t. So you better tell me why you’ve waltz into this dimension, and more importantly my house. You’re a Rick…and by default you shouldn’t need to come to me for help.”

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“---Of course they are MY Beth and Summer. Why the hell else would I show up at your house?” There’s shock on his face for a moment---a distant thought of uncertainty nests in his mind. He was nearly certain he was right but---what if he wasn’t?  The look on his face fades, his hues shifting away from her, “This isn’t dimension  R-148, is it?” He questions, shifting in place as a hand reaches into his jacket, taking hold of the flask that had been donned his best friend. There’s a slight pauses, a breath escaping as he provides a roll of the eyes, the metal mouthpiece meeting his lips as he takes a heavy gulp. 

“I haven’t been. . .” His hand falls, the flask held in his hand in a rather casual state, “Home. In a long time. There are good reasons why and clearly I’ve  made a mistake coming here.” His eyes shift, “I wanted to know how my daughter was---cause it’s been some time since I’ve seen her---not that I expect some dumb teenager to understand.”

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A little edit. One without psd below for character reference. 

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What was in it for her---surely he should have expected as such from a woman like her. A hand would return the portal gun to the inside of his jacket before the tips of his finger meet in front of him. A breath is taken in, shoulders relaxing as his head tilts upwards slightly. His steel hues watch her through barely open eyelids, the breath he had taken in is expelled heavily through his nostrils.

“---Suppose I could provide nearly anything your little heart desires. If you wish to leave this place, such is possible. . .I simply need to make more portal fluid. I do so and we can go anywhere imaginable. . .not to mention the excitement of killing off what I imagine would be a ample supply of men. No labs are unguarded,  not even mine back home.” The slender fingers pull apart before returning to his sides, his lips slowly curling, “Should you accept I will do more then pay for the favor. . .I think you might be overwhelmed with the possibilities that arise.”

Rick had the intention to follow through on his promise, after all most people had always requested luxury items and such was so easy accessible with a little finesse. . .but there was a small portion of him that housed dobt that she’d request such. . .after all she looked very cleaned & cared for. She wasn’t suffering like the homeless across the street. His eyes to shift to stare at t he beggar, his brow furrowing slightly as his eyes trail over to a place he recognized as the Iceberg lounge.

“Am I in Gotham?” That smile flourishes a bit more as his eyes slowly drift back to the blonde, “What place do you have in mind?”

[auliicraval]

iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

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Rick is slow to turn, his face somewhat solemn as his lips pull slightly into a frown, for a moment his lips part as though hes going to say something, but he doesn’t rather a step is taken before his gaze falls to the floor. The bottle finds itself returned to the table behind him before her approaches her, his hands taking hold of her forearms. 

“I do. If I didn’t care you think you’d still be here?” It’s meant a lot nicer then its phrased, “With how you are handling this I somehow doubt you could handle the truth even if I gave it to you with a fat bow on top.” His touch pulls away, his head shaking as he takes a slow step backward. “I never told you I was this great person, I have been honest since day one----and am I just supposed to assume what you want? If you want commitment you need to say so.” He knows at this point that he had revealed the truth, but he finds it to finally be time to do so. “I didn’t fuck her. I wouldn’t fuck her.” Other things however---that was quite different.  “I just. . .what do you want from me, El?” He takes another step back, finding a seat as he stared at the blonde. Cigarettes are fished  out, one quickly finding itself tucked in between his lips. Smoke finds itself escaping his nose as his forearm wrests on his knee, “and I never said you were an idiot, so you can stop with that.”

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             there were always variations between ricks━━  maybe some were taller. some were a bit more VOLATILE.  and some were a little more exploitable than others. but regardless, there would always be some key component that made them RICKS. and thus, they couldn’t be trusted. ricks never cared about mortys?  fine.   let’s see how the tables turn.

❛ hi rick, thanks for meeting with me today. i’m sure you’re busy, so i really appreciate you taking the time out of your schedule. ❜  the smile wasn’t genuine, but it the falsity was well masked with the ever-innocent features of a morty. he folded his hands together, beaming.  ❛ i’m sure you’re wondering why i asked you here. or maybe you already know ! you are the genius here after all, haha. ❜

@ricksgiving // starter call. 

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“Yea. . .if I DID know, I probably wouldn’t of shown up. Kinda ironic how that works, ain’t it?” His retort is rather sour as he relaxes into a chair. It was the curiosity that drew Rick in, but he’d never admit as such. It seemed anything was possible at this point, hell a Morty was president of the Citadel of Ricks. The whole situation made him uncomfortable however, the main issue simply laid in the fact he was answering to a Morty after his own had ‘died’. If anything that makes him question the integrity of this meeting. He knew the citadel kept files, and he could only guess what secrets hid in them and he highly doubted Morty had called on him to join the guards, he had turned it down countless times before after all. 

“But enough with this pussyfooting, just tell me what you want so I can leave.”  Rick finds himself nearly grinding his teeth as he sits in silence. Just SEEING a Morty---it made the death of his own play on a loop in his head. Getting black out drunk after this was a given, he just hadn’t thought of where to go yet.

[rocktheholygrail]

One side puts out fires, and the other side starts them.

[alsywalsy]

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You look lost.

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“ how exactly did you manage to give yourself a black eye ? ”

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“I find the cause to be a bit…irrelevant, Beth.” He’d retort, a bag of frozen pea’s held to his right eye as he stared at his daughter. “All that matters is that I have one…one that hopefully disappears soon because I have a lot of important field work to do…and it’s a bit of an eyesore.” There’s a hum of amusement at the pun as he removes the peas from his face. “If you find robot limbs in the trash, just ignore them.”

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writing tunes.

whether it be melodies that give you inspiration for your muse or songs that get you into the writing mood, pick 10 songs you find to give you the urge, the drive, or the creativity to write for your muse - then tag your favourite peeps to get an insight on their musical inspirational feels.

I don’t even care about you - Missio :  Depressed again. Morning comes too fast and I'm tired of the routine. Depressed again, let me sit alone in the tone of tranquility. Angry again---No, I don't wanna have a conversation with you. Angry again, Let me sit alone with the ker-ker-ker-kerosen.

Natural - Imagine Dragons :  Deep inside me, I'm fading to black, I'm fading---took an oath by the blood of my hand, won't break it. I can taste it, the end is upon us, I swear. . .Gonna make it, I'm gonna make it !

Jesus of Suburbia - Green Day :  Nobody's perfect and I stand accused, for lack of a better word, and that's my best excuse,

Thank God I’m not you - Himalayas :  I'm a coward, I'm a freak, the scum of the Earth. A liar and a cheat, but I could be so much worse.

Otherside - Red Hot Chili Peppers :  I heard your voice through a photograph. I thought it up and brought up the past. Once you know you can never go back, I gotta take it on the other side.

El Mañana - The Gorillaz :  I saw that day, lost my mind. Lord, I'm fine, maybe in time. . .You'll want to be mine.

Idontgivea***K - Rabbit Junk :  I've lived long enough to be scared to die. Which means every single minute I live this life, I yield to the moment like the flesh does the knife. 

Another Brick in the Wall pt. 1 - Pink Floyd :  Daddy's flown across the ocean.Leaving just a memory. A snapshot in the family album. Daddy, what else did you leave for me? Daddy, what d'ya leave behind for me? All in all, it was just a brick in the wall. All in all, it was all just bricks in the wall. 

Somebody’s Watching Me - Rockwell :  When I come home at night. I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid.Well, can the people on T.V. see me. Or am I just paranoid? 

Drunken Lament - Ludo :  It still stings where you stung. Water swings in my lungs, I'm starving for words that would ration my sadness away.   Tagged by : @unsacrificedsafety Tagging : @ineluctablemuses ( For Harley <3 ) , @codadamaged , @exoficient , @bottleddcddyissues and anyone else who’d like to !