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@riddle-meme-this
My grandfather died yesterday.
It wasn't covid, but it was sudden.
He was alright the day before.
I know I haven't posted in a while, but all the blogs I reblog to will be on hiatus until further notice while I emotionally process this.
Please do not reblog this.
Replies are fine, but reblogs will denote a currently on-hiatus blog.
That was the best Thanksgiving squareup.
Will not be moving today.
Villians don't do crime or I'll fuck you up on Tuesday.
*does all the crime*
even as a henchman you get paid more than as a cashier i hate it here i really do... anyways any villains hiring?
#onlyingotham
Yes, yes I am hiring.
so, uh, i came back to my apartment and there's this giant question mark on my wall and traps everywhere. the riddler better come clean this up, i have finals tomorrow. the fucker even used my favorite sparkly yarn!
#onlyingotham
You work a job to embarrass me in public for my nemesis, I booby trap your apartment, that's how this works.
Only in Gotham do you find yourself suspended by the Riddler over a tank of piranhas. You do know they don’t eat people right?
Have you never had a bad day?
Have you never just wanted to hang someone over a tank of piranhas to see how that person reacts?
Have you never had both happen on the same day, leading to some unfortunate decisions and someone calling you out on the Internet?
do you want to be suspended over a tank of great white sharks next time?
If my rouges can wear face masks, you can too.
Hey! I am so totally anti-mask! A face like this deserves to be shown!
Kidding!
I'm kidding. Wear a damn mask or face eternal riddle mazes, in which I assume you will fail at the first riddle.
I....Nigma that is the closest you have EVER come to killing me. I almost had a heart attack in the Batcave. You came closer than anyone ever has to ending Batman. Tell Joker to suck on that.
I ALMOST KILLED THE BATMAN WTF
Yeah, riddle that, punk
BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
Wow, fake friends
What, I'm a villain, it's kinda my job to dispose of the Batman.
even though I find you far too fascinating to actually kill you
You think I'm...fascinating 🥺
You can solve all my riddles, and yet you made the choice to be a bat furry-vigilante. That's fascinating.
If my rouges can wear face masks, you can too.
Hey! I am so totally anti-mask! A face like this deserves to be shown!
Kidding!
I'm kidding. Wear a damn mask or face eternal riddle mazes, in which I assume you will fail at the first riddle.
I....Nigma that is the closest you have EVER come to killing me. I almost had a heart attack in the Batcave. You came closer than anyone ever has to ending Batman. Tell Joker to suck on that.
I ALMOST KILLED THE BATMAN WTF
Yeah, riddle that, punk
BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
Wow, fake friends
What, I'm a villain, it's kinda my job to dispose of the Batman.
even though I find you far too fascinating to actually kill you
If my rouges can wear face masks, you can too.
Hey! I am so totally anti-mask! A face like this deserves to be shown!
Kidding!
I'm kidding. Wear a damn mask or face eternal riddle mazes, in which I assume you will fail at the first riddle.
I....Nigma that is the closest you have EVER come to killing me. I almost had a heart attack in the Batcave. You came closer than anyone ever has to ending Batman. Tell Joker to suck on that.
I ALMOST KILLED THE BATMAN WTF
Yeah, riddle that, punk
BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
If my rouges can wear face masks, you can too.
Hey! I am so totally anti-mask! A face like this deserves to be shown!
Kidding!
I'm kidding. Wear a damn mask or face eternal riddle mazes, in which I assume you will fail at the first riddle.
I....Nigma that is the closest you have EVER come to killing me. I almost had a heart attack in the Batcave. You came closer than anyone ever has to ending Batman. Tell Joker to suck on that.
I ALMOST KILLED THE BATMAN WTF
If my rouges can wear face masks, you can too.
Hey! I am so totally anti-mask! A face like this deserves to be shown!
Kidding!
I'm kidding. Wear a damn mask or face eternal riddle mazes, in which I assume you will fail at the first riddle.
alright babes, uquiz time.
find out who you would be in fantasy society. i’m reblogging with a link so tumblr doesn’t hide this.
https://uquiz.com/hqYqHQ
Mysterious witch, I like it.
YALYALLLL YALLLL YAL
MY MOM SAID IF I COULD GET 100,000 NOTES I CAN GET A DAGGER
PLEASE HELP ME
IM NOT ALLOWED TO REBLOG OR SPAM MY OWN POST SO HELP ME OUT GUSY
PLEASE I WANT A DAGGER
this seems like a good cause
Time to put my blog to interesting use.
@tilltheendwilliwrite Can we help this lovely out?
@bittergayvvitch
So this post was originally made on September 11th 2020. I am reblogging on September 13th of the same year. At the time my computer first loaded this post it was at ten-thousand-one-hundred-and-eighty-two notes. By the time I’d scrolled down to it and chose to open it in a new tab so I could check when it was originally made, it had increased to 10,191 notes. When I noticed this as I was preparing to reblog, I reloaded the page and found that the number had reached 10,198.
What I’m sayig is that somewhere, someone’s mother is quite likely approaching the realization that they may actually be compelled to live up to their end of this little bargain.
I am now about to hit reblog, but before I do I’m reloading the page one last time. In the time it has taken me to type this, the number has reached 10,205.
were only 1/10 th of the way there but yeah, my mom is kinda scared now
Haha yeah we're getting you a dagger.
@adorableheathen @kingscrown666 @timetravellingcactus
For a good cause?
Great cause. I received my first blade at 8 years old.
it's the 14th and we're 1/4 there!
@ibelieveinahappilyeverafter @five-rivers @cheshire-kas @itescapedfromdangerplanet @dirge-of-the-clackers @thedreadpiratewesley
27k notes and I suspect a certain someone is regretting a lot of things right now.
The ownership of a dagger is a worthy goal and as such I shall be reblogging this everywhere
If a boy blows 18 bubbles,Then pops 6 eats 7 and then he pops 5 and blows 1.How many are left?
1.
Come on, it’s like you’re not even trying.
I agree. You could at least take it into triple digits and make it harder.
Maybe villains monologue their entire plan to the hero because they’re lonely and never had anyone to share it with before
this isn't relatable at all no sir
@memekingofgotham what am I looking at.
So the Riddlers in my living room. Help? #onlyingotham #Hesallbeatup #Howdoyoueventreatabrokenlegfuck
Best to call Oswald for this one.
In today’s modern society, Riddler would be the EASIEST of Batman’s villains to rehabilitate
All you have to do? Give him a job designing/running an Escape Room facility
It’s perfect for him. A non-violent outlet for feeding his need to flex how intelligent he is, he still gets to create his elaborate puzzles and riddles, and people will willingly PAY HIM to lock them up in a room where he can mess with them for an hour or so
Someone get Bruce Wayne on the phone I have an idea for a thing he should invest in
@memekingofgotham how about it?
