local asshole

20 horror fan big geek also i have a lot of celebrity men i lust after

[cristinaricci]

Countdown to Bill & Ted Face the Music ⤳ (02/?)

Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure (1989) dir. Stephen Herek

Welcome aboard Ms. Joan of Arc. I’m Ted, and this is Bill.

[squidacular]

Do you know what still makes me mad? The fact that in Something’s Gotta Give Diane Keaton gives up sexy as fuck Keanu Reeves in the prime of his life for crusty ass Jack Nicholson like what the fuck was that honestly.

[thefriendlyneighborhoodqueer]

are you

- bill : excellent adventure

- ted : excellent adventure

- bill : bogus journey

- ted : bogus journey

... i’m bill : excellent adventure

[keanublogkcr]

what a fucking babe I swear

[keanublogkcr]

will always love the matrix Keanu era🖤💚

[keanublogkcr]

His gun noises are so cute wtf

[dm--no1zpush3r]

Bill and Ted but in 2018

[ryanphantom]

nope…

it’s keanu reeves!! aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KEANUUUUU!!!!

[theglorydefender]

Some random gifs of Alex & Keanu from the Bogus Journey interviews/1991

[reallyhardy]

“YEAH, i think it just means be excellent to each other, really.”

alex winter + keanu reeves in: bill & ted’s excellent dictionary.

[kepler-1b]

Keanu Reeves: *exists*

Me:

[pajamasecrets]

cinematic parallells - ted theodore logan / neo

[aphrodihtes]

i only have one personality trait and it’s being in love with keanu reeves

[jaxtronaut]

I present to you, the three relatable Keanus of videogame memes.

When you fight a boss you’ve already defeated 50 times:

When an enemy kills you after you complete the final objective so the end cutscene starts playing anyway:

When you’ve had to replay a mission so many times that you have the enemy placements memorised:

[cristinaricci]

This is the money Keanu. Reblog and you will receive riches and jewels next week.

[geneticroleplays]

David and Marko

[lostinsantacarla]