Sergeant Leland Coyle

"You lookin' for a 'lil spark? I can oblige."

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"WE GOT LAWS 'ROUND HERE. . ."

Leland Coyle ask blog. 'Cause you motherfuckers don't know how he acts.

All statements made will be in character unless explicitly stated otherwise in the tags.

NO DNI. Go crazy.

'Cept for minors. You can interact, but do NOT send sexual/flirtatious asks or you will be ignored. Blog owner is 18+!

DISC: If I can not verify your age. Replies will stray away from being flirtatious all together. If you're expectin' that, 'ya gotta come off of anon, sorry.

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Opinions on gooseberry:3

She’s my fave expop sorry 😔

Think I've answered this one before, but I'll entertain 'ya since 'ya just got here, 'hon... She's one mighty provocative woman, I'll tell 'ya that much... If it weren't fer that stupid fuckin' father 'o hers in that duck on her hand, I might've shown her... My night stick... Heh. Even the law's subject ta a bit 'o... temptation every now 'n then.

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So about you replacing the plushie version of yourself in my bed… when’s that happening?

Whenever 'ya want, doll, come see me 'n we can arrange a 'lil somethin'. I'll even tell all the ex-pops 'ta leave 'ya be, how 'bout that? I wanna be the only one makin' ya hurt in the way 'ya won't be able 'ta recover from...

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Made you and your boyfriend kiss :)

Lord fuckin' shoot me dead if I ever call that underdeveloped thing my fuckin' boyfriend. I'd rather put that stupid Lupara in my mouth 'n pull the trigger.

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Hi… i drew this a couple days ago.. i hope you like it…

'Ya made me look like'a fuckin' moron, but lookin' back at it, I guess I was when I was that age. Should'a done more when I had the chance to... Miss havin' some nice hair on my head... Damn...

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hiiii :3 glad you’re back

happy valentine’s day hehe. wish you were my valentine

Glad 'ya missed me, sweetness <3 Happy Valentines day. I ain't avaliable, unfortunately. Got too many fuckin' trials 'ta run with this stupid commie invadin' all my fuckin' space... Can't stand this mannequin bitch.

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What’s your opinion on me (and various other people) having a plushie of you?

The little version of you seems to like hanging out on my bed

I don't trust people enough. Feel like a few of 'em might have some modifications and holes in places they shouldn't have holes... But I guess I can't fuckin' stop 'ya...

'ya could always replace the 'lil version of me with the real thing if 'ya wanted 'ta, sweetness.

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What do you think of this doll I made of you?

I 'unno how I feel 'bout you havin' a lil doll based off 'o me... Guess as long as yer nice 'ta it, sure. Think 'ya caught my likeness well enough.

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Happy Valentine's, Mr. Coyle :)

*hands you some chocolates*

Ain't too keen on this stupid fuckin' holiday, but sure, same 'ta yew, anon. Thanks fer the chocolates, nice 'ta have a 'lil treat every now 'n then.

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What do you think about my doodle of you, sergeant?

Ooh, got another drawin'. I've got some dedicated fans I see. Think you'd look better on a leash for me though, Bunny. Real great art, nonetheless.

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What if your wives survived... Went into a witness protection sort of (until Murkoff starts in on them).

Government and Murkoff heard of someone "charismatic" enough to try and off three girlies. Sent out Perry maybe?

Now you're here. And your wives get added in as expop... Hungry, hurting, vengeful. Hell hath no fury mister Jesus take the wheel. Maybe they come in threes. Mmm...

Shit, there's no way they would've survived the things I did 'ta 'em, anon. Don't wanna think 'bout it either. Those three whores already haunt me enough when I try 'ta sleep at night. 'Ya wouldn't understand that though.

Doubt they'd remember me, with the amount of drugs that'd be pumped into their system. 'ya truly don't understand what Murkoff is doin' 'ta these people...

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Do you like fishing?

Come fish with me by the riverbank twin, theres largemouth bass and panfish here

Used 'ta go fishin' every now 'n then... Believe it or not. Haven't thought 'bout it in years. Not since- bein' fuckin' stuck in this stupid facility. There ain't much here 'ta do like that...

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I found this while running around your station, almost makes you seem human. That and the “teach the policeman” reel.

That ain't me in that godforsaken reel. I've never cried like that. 'Dunno what this does 'ta prove that 'm a human. 'M so much fuckin' better than all of y'all. Don't go forgettin' that.

Y'all think 'ya fuckin' know me but 'ya ain't know the first thing 'bout me 'n what I've been through. But it's none of yer business.

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hey leland! had run into you a few times and finally drew you! ignore the reagent...one too many times getting shocked does that to a man

Ain't ever had anybody draw me before. 'M actually pretty charmed, I ain't complainin' 'bout possibly getting choked neither...

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Can I make a pin of you mr. Coyle....?

I'm making one of Ms Bogolova too!

'Course, doll. Don't put me nowhere near that commie Bogomolova though. I ain't too fond 'o her.

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where WERE you?? i’ve been saving bottles to throw at you

Got real busy. Don't make me regret comin' back, now, I'd rather not have 500 bottles thrown at my head. Not right away.

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I saw you asking bout Clyde Perry. I don't know if you've got an answer already, but from what I heard, the guy was looking for Amelia. They questioned a couple of people in the sleep rooms, and it seems he found her. Probably got what he had coming. You don't just fuck with Amelia.

Right. Don't think a woman is worth killin' a good man over, but it seems like an Easterman thing 'ta do.

I'm over it. That detective fuck deserved it. I've got plenty 'o other pretty dolls swoonin' over me 'n my... Cattle prod, if 'ya catch my drift.