“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

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“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”
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your army is slaying absolute penis. now go forth and serve cunt
✨️Tarkle on, it's Tuesday! Don't forget to kill the iron golem in 5 hits, then slip off some rafters and die✨️
Just got an incredible idea
Unmute !
i should probably delete everything here pre 2019 but god going back to my dumb ass highschool posts is too funny
remembered my password whoops aint been active in almost a year
this is without a doubt in my mind the best instance of sentence mixing in a ytp ever
"omg the :) smiley feels so evil" no its not. YOURE evil
So I found this reddit post after my brother told me Jason Alexander is a professional poker player. And I couldn’t believe it because it sounds so outlandish right. But I found this fucked up website
Which had the clip where this occurred. These were all recorded and uploaded in 2005, I don’t think it’s available on any streaming service or anything. So here you go. Jason Alexander crying like a baby to make a woman lactate, in order to win a charity poker game
Well guys I’m just not sure about all that
i cant believe i have to smoke this blunt with no pepsi
There’s people who have war in their countries
and i have a blunt with no pepsi
planes have two pilots because the first pilot needs someone to hand-feed them grapes and figs and cheeses and to play them tranquil lyre music and the second pilot just needs some human company i guess
planes have two pilots because they are having sex in there