BLACK LIVES MATTER

Fig | It/Its | 26 18+

[creaturelover69]

Hey i just ate 7 hot chillies can i suck your wienorrr

[rabbiteartrans]

@yeah-a-gonger

[charl0ttan]

ive done makeup on my guy co worker like 3 times and ive gotten him to wear many dresses. a couple days ago he let me give him fake boobs while in a skin tight dress. are you proud of me

IMMENSELY KEEP IT UP GIRL👍👍

[wifehaver103947]

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

[clothmotherofficial]

I Have Softness For You

[officialwiremother]

i have milk for you

[babymonkeyofficial]

Stop.

[kingsolomonofficial]

Cut the baby monkey in half

[yeah-a-gonger]

my beautiful wife: employee only areas

[graveyardrabbit]

#myautopsy

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[salmon404]

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

[rainbowgazes-archive]

yeah well this one is even more inferior

[rainbowgazes-archive]

just a dogshit vena cava

[calm-before-the]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[fodsley]

you can move files around on your desktop using click and drag. try it now

[calm-before-the]

this is so fuckign stressful

[bivillains]

Wanted to make a post about what's going on in turkey but I'm so fucking tired

[bivillains]

[bivillains]

Please reblog this. They unlawfully stopped showing the live feeds and ordered all news channels to stop filming

[digitalmagpie]

Hundreds arrested in Turkey in protests against the detention of Istanbul's mayor

Istanbul Mayor Ekrem Imamoglu, the top challenger to President Recep Tayyip Erdogan, is accused of corruption and terror links. The oppositi

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis

[charl0ttan]

your honor my client is guilty can i get another one

[mayothompson]

picturing a man alone in his silent, dark apartment bobbing for apples. it’s soaking his hair and the carpet

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[aromantic-diaries]

Tryin to prove a point to my homophobic mom

Reblog if you think it's perfectly fine and maybe even great to put coins in the blender

[yeah-a-gonger]

got a case of she sponge on my bob till i 9/11

[graveyardrabbit]

Are you sick of how no one seems to lure people into the fog anymore? Do you want to temporarily or permanently vanish into the mists? Well never you fear, I have decades of experience luring into many different kinds of fog. Ocean fog, forest fog, city fog, mountain fog, field fog, river fog, and whichever is your preferred type of fog to be lured into. Whenever you’re ready to star in your own mysterious disappearance, well, there’s no need to come find me. I will find you. And as for the question of payment? There’s no need to worry about that either. I do this because I love it :)

Get lured into the fog today!

[charl0ttan]

forcenothing. just go home

[skinks]

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

[sisyphusshrugged]