i will never declare riichi

parker, they/them, over 25

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[woundsodomy]

So scary to like a mutual's post because what if they remember they hate me and then shoot me with a gun

[human-pet-they]

COME ONNN

[awoooniper]

back on the path of the wolf

[creatineuser14-deactivated20180]

This fucking cat has been stuck on my tv for 12 hours

[valtsv]

there is a really stupid and embarrassing darkness inside of me

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Ngl if you threw a stick I’d prolly chase it idk

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[beautifuldiscs]

[radawaycuntt]

(smiling serenely) i’m going to attack you now

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

if i don't lock in they'll kill me. if i don't lock in they are going to kill me. not in an honourable way. like a dog. afraid

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[burins]

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3

[alphacrone]

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[nonlynear]

i’m haunted i’m unfuckable and i love you

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[kunosoura]

me and the single person seeding the torrent I’m downloading