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Today's Seals Are: Huh? Do You Want Me To Like, Post Gay Seals? What?

Honestly it boils down to reparenting yourself & rewiring your own neuronal pathways & telling yourself a firm “stop” when you notice your mind slipping down negative loopholes & being present in the moment & enjoying being mid task rather than waiting for it to end & not thinking of inertia as your baseline and natural way of living

stuckinapril

So tempting to keep embarking on the same self destructive cycle over & over & over again . But at some point you have to put ur foot down w ur own behaviors & be the thing that truly saves u

orcboxer

I mean if you're stranded at sea and you do kill a seagull with a golf ball and it lands on the deck and you don't have any water you COULD drink its blood for hydration but you run the risk of losing more water if it makes you too nauseous, and you would get more hydrated just eating the meat. If has bird flu you're fucked tho.

orcboxer

of course any sailor could tell you "don't kill a seagull it's bad luck" but personally if a sailor told me that while I hucked another wilson soft at a screaming airborne beach menace I would probably not handle the advice too well. I would most likely not take it with a lot of patience if I'm being fully honest

lokaror

Id use my fantastic machine that turns blood into water.

orcboxer

it's always the fantastic blood machine with this guy

werewolvesnearyou

HOW TO FIX YOUR LIFE

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kittensnax

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

puppiesdoglover

Absolute Puppy

despazito

veryextraincorrectfegbaquotes

cookiethebirddoll

this post is ruining my life. i keep saying that im doing things “dustly” and that things were “mad of dust”

beadyeyes

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

girlthulhu

wololo

venonomnomicon

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wizardshark

hi yeah i know ive been on this medication for 8 years but i need-- yeah. yeah 3 more months please. I'll call you in 3 months to beg for 3 more months, thanks. Bye. Love you.

my-commc

escuerzoresucitado

asskylosaurus

You know I turned on the sound just to help me understand what was going on and I guess it was exactly what it looked like.

geeoharee

Ooh! Spot the industrial safety device! The worker has to press a 'stab the cheese' button with both hands. This is because if they're doing that, neither of their hands can be within the cheese stabbing zone.