ramblings of a writer

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i just named a satyr Ramsy what have i done

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the world is a cruel place. people are prideful, and if anyone disrespects them it ends in death one way or another.

when two people with the same name meet it’s a fight to the death and the loser goes to an unmarked grave.

when someone dead names someone else it becomes a texas showdown.

those who can’t remember others’ names are long gone- survival of the fittest.

being any kind of teacher takes nerves of steel because doing a roll call can easily end in class dismissed early due to the teacher or student’s untimely demise.

but you have the most dangerous job of all: you work at starbucks.

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why can’t i just read this story without having to write it first

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the one economics class i had: capitalism is good!

literally all my other classes: capitalism is BAD BAD BAD!

me: ...the classes on the ‘capitalism bad’ side have the most compelling points, ngl

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why is it that i’m always doing doing doing, yet never feel as if i’ve gotten anything done?

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i need someone in my life with a good memory so when i say i think i’m dying they’ll remember what’s actually happening and chuck some midol at me

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i hate reading “academic writing” even more than i hate writing it

IT’S SO DENSE AND BORING IT’S LIKE THE AUTHOR IS JUST SHOVING ALL THE BIG WORDS THEY KNOW IN MY FACE LIKE BOI YOU COULD SAY THIS SO MUCH SIMPLER AND SAVE US BOTH SO MUCH TIME <(*^*)>

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if some magical being had a website with one of those little banners that pop up that usually just say “we use cookies blah blah blah” and had the “i accept” button and put some kinda soul-stealing contract there i would be so screwed cuz at this point i just automatically click “i accept” without reading the banner

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apollo: oh you wanted to sleep? TOO BAD *bonks you with lyre of inspiration*

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i am in an art class

i hadn’t sharpened a pencil since elementary school

and now. my life is made of eraser shreds

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my brain: the religions on this planet make no sense

my brain .5 seconds later: well that came out more extraterrestrial than i’d intended

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my teeth feel very sharp today

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me: *has a ridiculous amount of hw due in the morning*

also me: Now seems like a good time to start watching One Piece again but from the first episode since it’s been awhile. :)

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sometimes i wish we used parentheses in writing the same way we use them in mathematics

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i can read a 300+ page book in a day and barely move from my spot but tryna read 20+ pages of assigned reading and i’m suddenly lookin all around my room and spinning in my desk chair

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one of my oc’s has taught me a valuable life lesson and i’m kinda annoyed. like i created you HOW ARE YOU TEACHING ME THINGS

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writing makes me painfully aware of the fact that i don’t know what emotions look like on someone’s face