here come da glitch techs....ahhh

kit/ridley ☆ xe/xem ☆ i dont use tumblr much anymore (i follow from togglepawz-moved)

[ridleycraft]

Visit our forum at: hinobinet.boards.net

hey, i made this as a safe space for me and many other people in the glitch techs fandom who want to stay away from the more sexual side of it. enjoy, i guess?

[ridleycraft]

crawling out of my grave to talk about a dream i just had (since the twitter character limit is fucking me over)

so like i came home from high school a couple of hours ago right? and i was exhausted and burnt out so i decided to take a quick nap to recollect myself.

if you guys have been following me for a while you know that if i’ve consumed a new type of media recently, then theres a massive chance i’ll have a really weird dream abt it. and uh...ive been hyperfixating on tgamm recently! so yeah! this was one of those cases!

so i had a dream that a brand new episode of tgamm had just aired. it was called “the egg” and the basic rundown of the plot that was described was “molly has to take care of an egg for her homework, but something goes very wrong.” as usual, i went over to espectralmcgee.net to watch it, but it just. wasnt on there. so my next instinct was to find a megalink for it, which i did, but the person who posted it was begging people not to watch it?? like in the creepypasta way, except it didnt make even a lick of sense bc why tf was the person posting the episode if they didnt want anybody to watch it.

anyway so i watched the episode. it was pretty normal at first, all fluffy and comfy and stuff, there was even a song about molly dressing up the egg in little clothes and treating it like a normal human baby!

...and then something went very wrong.

because darryl, not knowing that the egg was for one of molly’s assignments, ended up cooking the egg. there was no embryo in it for some reason, but shut up it was a dream it wasnt supposed to make sense.

so the rest of the episode was spent w/ molly, scratch, and darryl trying to hide the eggshell like it was a body, all the while the ghost of the unborn chicken just kept taunting them. they all got increasingly more paranoid as the episode went on, to the point that when libby offered to help them they beat the everloving shit out of her, leaving her with a black eye and torn clothes. eventually they managed to bury the shell at a beach (even though brighton is literally a small town in the middle of the midwest???), and that’s where the episode ended.

so yeah, leave your thoughts in the notes i suppose??

[ridleycraft]

btw dni if u exclude ace/aro ppl from the lgbt community

[ridleycraft]

someone who sexualizes miko just rbed from me :( not feelin good

[ridleycraft]

can pornbots PLZ stop posting in the gt tag they've got me so annoyed. like this

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

fandom has really rotted people's brains to the point where "fiction impacts reality" is a controversial statement. any work of fiction that has no impact on a person's reality is boring as fuck. you're supposed to walk out of a movie theater looking at the world like 👁👄👁

[ridleycraft]

what the fuck is happening in the notes

[descole-dead]

Tintin remembers what comes after 15.

[drtanner]

FUCKING HELL IT’S BACK FROM LAST YEAR

[descole-dead]

This literally gets reblogged every 15th of the month. It’s almost two years old. It’s beautiful.

[descole-dead]

listen up ya’ll this post is 6 years old now and you’re still reblogging it. every month. once a month, my notifications blow up for this one video, but only until the 16th. then the notes on this vid completely stop. it’s so eerily spot on and impressive how you just all collectively know what to do. if I’m not online, people irl still remind me that it’s the 15th. thank you for six surreal years of me wondering if I completely fucking lost it. here’s to the 15th

[marzipanandminutiae]

scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

[tied-up-teacup]

Tell me how you got your scars in the tags

[ridleycraft]

so i went through my old scratch account and found this

[ridleycraft]

girl u so cringy lets make out

[partypronoun]

i hate lesbians

[ridleycraft]

same here no lesbian should ever

[ridleycraft]

rp prompt: we're trying to freeze the President and you're my evil assistant and girlfriend GO

[ridleycraft]

me in the club using my kitten as an arm rest. just cool kid thingz!

[ridleycraft]

what if there was a counterpart to the nowhere king called the everywhere queen and she was literally just the nowhere king but instead of being some inky deer-wasp thing she was a moose-bee thingy that was all holographic and pretty and stuff. idk just a thought i had

[ridleycraft]

idk what happened to this blog

[ridleycraft]

*cartoon punch sound effect* YEOWWW! *cartoon punch sound effect* OOF! *cartoon punch sound effect* OWCHIE! *cartoon punch sound effect* AAAAARGH! *cartoon punch sound effect* YOWIE! *cartoon punch sound effect* OWWWWWWWW!

[ridleycraft]

Aw poor tipsy 😢😢😢 the Babie the sad 😭😭😭 When