talk to me about vampires.

26✨ Love yourselves, dammit.

[succubusgrrl-deactivated2022042]

im into some really deep shit you know…. astrology….dreams….stuffed animals. you just wouldnt get it

[ahududulugazoz]

[dogpuppy]

[the-book-ferret]

Cozy Sleepy Book Ferret

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[infectiouspiss]

everyone line up i've got one bottle of testosterone gel and there's 17,000 of you i'm about to pull a move not seen since jesus did the bread and fish glitch 2000 years ago

[dogpuppy]

[greelin]

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

[toasthaste]

no one slaughter me right now ok I'm so flooded with stress hormones the meat would taste terrible

[frontmansdefender]

I can 100% confirm this btw

[madphantom]

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

[that-windy-place-tho]

People in the notes

[talon-dragonbeast]

daily affirmations for college students

im doing great

my teeth and claws are very sharp

i can kill ai with my mind

the professor is more scared of me than i am of them

theres no surprise test on friday

no one can tell i have a tumblr blog

my roommates dont hate me

salmon burguers on sale

[merlinmay]

I like it when people commit to the bit

[merlinmay]

There’s MORE of this fucker??????

[opilionest]

Green 💚💚💚💚✅✅✅✅🍀🍀🍀🍀buge part 1 👆

[guerrillatech]

[kosmogrl]