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MST3K 520 - Radar Secret Service

Thoughts On Listening to Wings Hauser’s (aka Wings Livinryte’s) “Your Love Keeps Me Off the Streets” (RCA Records, 1975)

Title track starts @ 10:30...

You took a prince like me Made me the king I am

That’s not love, that’s royal succession.

You took me home to your warm cocoon And gave me time for my wings to bloom

You hooked up with a caterpillar, is what you’re saying.

And when I fell on the dark side of the moon You healed my wounds You healed my wounds

What were you doing up there? You were running and your shoe was untied so you fell and...? But there’s almost no gravity, so it wouldn’t even hurt that bad, right? What the hell is this song, anyway??

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“But Bandit’s day wasn’t over. The ice had thawed upstream, creating a flash flood… And here comes Old Man McKee walking downstream with a flame thrower, just as President James A. Garfield orders a tactical nuclear strike on Bandit’s soggy backside.”

Truly, it was the adventure of a lifetime.

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