Aaron Burr

I work on an oil rig.

[arcadeii]

I need more oil rig au.... I crave Burr in the oil... 🤤🤤

🌈 🛢️BURR IN THE OIL🫟🌈

ask and ye shall receive… send me oil rig au questions 🤪

[rig-worker]

👁

... Hello, rig cat...

Did Alexander send you to spy on me?

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

Washington wont let me come to the corporate meetings anymore.

[rig-worker]

Valid reasoning. I heard you yelling at him from across the rig.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-practitioner]

Should I get Roblox?Idk I get really bored at work and I want something to do but idk if that would be too childish but it looks like really fun

[rig-worker]

I do not believe it would be childish! I think you should download it if it makes you happy :)

Sincerely, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

bru ur hair greasier than my forehead after being dunked into a fryer during my night shift at maccas as a joke and gettting burned lollll

It sounds like you need legal representation! You should sue, you could get workers comp for that. And ensure oh no oh no oh no no oh no oh no oh no oh no. 

[rig-reporter]

Sorry. Gas leak on the rig. Alarm went off. @rig-avoider @rig-worker @rig-proprietor @rig-practitioner @rig-recorder @rig-welder I hate some of you but I want you to be safe. Please remember to follow procedure next time you were way too disorganized.

[rig-worker]

I don't know how I am involved in the disarray of disorganized workers, but regardless, I agree.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-practitioner]

I’m sorry yall I gotta rant real quick

Oh my god I hate my husband so much and i know he hates me too. Like istg if i could get a divorce right now i would. But no I can’t. Because im stuck on this stupid oil rig IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE. Every single day on this rig is a fucking nightmare. I have absolutely no one’s dream job. I bet if you asked 100 people right now what their dream job is NOT ONE of them would say “oh, I would LOVEEEE to go be a nurse on an oil rig hahaha!!” LIKE OH MY GODDD I JUST WANNA TEAR MY HAIR OUT LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE LET ME LEAVE IM SLOWLY GOING INSANE

[rig-reporter]

Come play cards tonight ok 👍 it will be fun.

[rig-practitioner]

Oh my god really 🥹 thanks Alex Im so excited

[rig-reporter]

Yeeessss. We can play 4 person cribbage and make Burr sit out.

[rig-worker]

I don't appreciate this discrimination. We can switch turns since you're so eager, Alexander. I too would enjoy playing a round of cribbage with Mrs. Maria.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

I ，LOVEYOU JEEEEEEEEEEESSUUUUUUUUUUUYUUUUUUUUUS I LOVE YOU JESSSSSSSY I LIKE GIRLS I LIKE GIRL ANKLES 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘💝💝💝💝💝💝 girls hmu ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 free ankle pics in my bio 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😳😘😘😘😘👀👀an kles near you area 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😏😏😏😳😳🤭🫣

Excuse me? I do believe you have the wrong inbox. I do not happen to be a woman.

However, I support women in whatever occupations they choose to have. Even if it's... ankle pictures? Is that what this is? Either way, I support #WomenInStem

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-welder]

kiss marry kill hamilton lafayette and burr

This shit’s too easy!

✅ Kiss @rig-recorder because he’s a passionate lover

✅ Marry @rig-reporter because he could do my taxes

✅ Kill @rig-worker because

[rig-worker]

Because..? Hopefully there is a legitimate reason for you to kill me, John...

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

RIG BOY RIG BOY

take my rig art :3

Art of me? I never believed people would be fond enough to make art of me! 😊

Thank you so much for this! I must say I do look quite handsome ;)

With many thanks, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

Hopefully, that is you on leisure time. You aren’t in proper safety gear. Beautiful drawing though

[fish-without-legs]

describing art of burr as beautiful? 🤔

[rig-reporter]

I would also describe this painting of hell as beautiful, but that doesn’t mean I like hell.

[fish-without-legs]

idk man all I'm hearing is "burr is beautiful as hell"

[rig-worker]

This is quite a new opinion, Alexander. I wouldn't mind if it were true.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

This is textbook willful ignorance. I didn’t take you for the manipulator type, Aaron.

[rig-worker]

Likewise, I didn't take you for the type to call a painting of me beautiful, yet here we are.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

RIG BOY RIG BOY

take my rig art :3

Art of me? I never believed people would be fond enough to make art of me! 😊

Thank you so much for this! I must say I do look quite handsome ;)

With many thanks, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

Hopefully, that is you on leisure time. You aren’t in proper safety gear. Beautiful drawing though

[fish-without-legs]

describing art of burr as beautiful? 🤔

[rig-reporter]

I would also describe this painting of hell as beautiful, but that doesn’t mean I like hell.

[fish-without-legs]

idk man all I'm hearing is "burr is beautiful as hell"

[rig-worker]

This is quite a new opinion, Alexander. I wouldn't mind if it were true.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

RIG BOY RIG BOY

take my rig art :3

Art of me? I never believed people would be fond enough to make art of me! 😊

Thank you so much for this! I must say I do look quite handsome ;)

With many thanks, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

Hopefully, that is you on leisure time. You aren’t in proper safety gear. Beautiful drawing though

[rig-worker]

Do not worry, it would be. I do not usually wear such revealing clothing, but I would especially not wear it on the job.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

Can I marry the rig itself? will you bless the wedding??

I do not believe you can marry objects... though it has been awhile since I have seen land, so maybe societal norms changed. If that were the case, then sure, to each their own.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[cupcroco]

so you bless weddings huh.....will you bless my wedding with jefferson 🥹?....

[rig-worker]

I don't know why you'd want to marry him but... I guess as long as he consents. @rig-proprietor Thoughts?

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

oil: alex. alex. alex talk less. alex. talk less & smile more. TALK LESS. & smile more. alex.

Is that Burr under there? Did someone push him into the oil? I can’t say that it would be undeserved, but I can’t let a coworker get injured. That reflects badly on all of us. @rig-worker you need any help?

[rig-worker]

I am perfectly fine, worry not... though, the oil is correct.

Sincerely, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

RIG BOY RIG BOY

take my rig art :3

Art of me? I never believed people would be fond enough to make art of me! 😊

Thank you so much for this! I must say I do look quite handsome ;)

With many thanks, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

Hey Burr, I heard you swim across the ocean at night to go get freaky with some inspector’s wife on the mainland… 🌝

— @rig-welder

That's... quite an absurd accusation. I am not getting "freaky" with anyone's wife. And if I were, that is not your concern.

Also if I were, I would take a rowboat. I am not stupid enough to swim in the freezing ocean at night.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-worker]

Can I marry the rig itself? will you bless the wedding??

I do not believe you can marry objects... though it has been awhile since I have seen land, so maybe societal norms changed. If that were the case, then sure, to each their own.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-reporter]

stop talking

I don’t think I will do that. At least Burr tries to sound smart about it and tells me to smile more at the same time. Feels like he’s at least complimenting my smile. Saying my smile could convince people. That’s sweet, you know? It’s nice. You’re just being rude. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: one day, and perhaps already, I am more liked than you are. My enemies like me better than your mom likes you.

[rig-worker]

Your smile only convinces others once you show it. To show it, you have to close your mouth and simply flash your teeth. Doing so prevents talking, so either you talk or smile, Alexander. I know which one we'd all prefer.

Sincerely, Aaron Burr

[rig-welder]

JESUS CHRISTTT 🙄🙄🙄 SYBAU

[rig-worker]

What is a SYBAU? I do not fancy in this internet talk.

Actually, keep it to yourself. It's probably something I would rather not hear.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-recorder]

"I do not fancy in" YOUR GRAMMAR IS BAD 💥💥💥 I SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU AND ITS MY SECOND LANGUAGE

[rig-worker]

Apologies for the mistake, but a simple grammatical error does not make me less proficient in English. English is also not usually typed in all capital letters with no punctuation, but alas I do not point that out.