Lafayette 🔥

RIGGING IN LA OIL AM I RIGHT 🔥🔥🔥

[arcadeii]

yess my belly is big and round and full of oil rig au....

could you please maybe do Lafayette... 🤤🤤🤤

🏳️‍🌈🫟🛢️LAFAYETTE IN THE OIL🛢️🫟🏳️‍🌈

SEND ME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OIL RIG AU

he doesnt have REAL oil hair like hamilton (from like 2 decades of oil buildup) he just think it looks cool so he dyes it

[rig-reporter]

y is ur pfp so much more rendered than everyone elses

Because no one else knows how to take a screenshot, I guess. All of those banners that everyone uses are mine. I made them. I made them for my blog and it's fine its FINE that they all use them but it shows me their lack of talent and originality. 🙄 I made the ones for my FRIENDS like @rig-welder and @rig-recorder but the others like @rig-proprietor just TOOK MINE

[rig-recorder]

THANK YOU FOR PIC 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TS SO TUFF

[rig-reporter]

Idiot

@rig-owner

Rude. At least I know I’ve got the attention of the self-proclaimed king of the oil industry. While you’re here, please direct your attention to my pinned post. We do not like monarchists nor pseudo monarchists. Be less like Sparta and more like Athens, thanks.

[rig-owner]

Actually, Sparta was warlike, iirc. So… uhh… that one guy from history… uhh… Noelen Bonesac… i think? is more like Sparta. I'm Rome. (I think @rig-recorder knows which historical figure I'm talking about. That Nolan Boncarte guy was French just like Mr. Laughfayet.)

[rig-recorder]

...

MY NAME IS LAFAYETTE.

AND I HATE NAPOLEON BONAPARTE 💯💯💯💯

#calcelnapoleon

[rig-recorder]

Your gonna wanna get your camera ready shits about to get real

CAMERA ALWAYS READY 💥💥💥 SHIT ALWAYS REAL 💯💯💯 THE CAMERA NEVER GOES AWAY IT NEVER STOPS FILMING THAT IS HOW YOU GET #CONTENT 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😎😎💪

[rig-recorder]

Meoww👍❤️🇨🇵🫵 mrrp mrrow

THANK YOU RIG CAT 💯💯💯 I LOVE FRANCE IT IS MY HOME 🇫🇷🇫🇷

[rig-reporter]

You may, but this is a one time thing. Must this fail, it will end immediately. I’m trusting you, son.

-signed, washington

YES, SIR! MAY I HAVE A POSITION OF POWER, SIR? I AM THE ONE WHO HAS ORGANIZED THIS EFFORT TO THIS POINT. SOLDIERS ASSEMBLE! @rig-worker @rig-welder @rig-tailor @rig-recorder THIS RIG IS GONNA RISE UP! WE’RE OUTNUMBERED BUT NOT FOR LONG! IT IS TIME!

[rig-recorder]

CAN I STREAM IT 💯💯

WE FINNA BE IN LA PIT 🔥🔥

[rig-proprietor]

you know, i’ve never seen you and that lafayette guy in the same room. and you two look awfully similar…

We very much have been in the same room. Lafayette is my friend. He’s a pretty chill guy.

We do look very similar, though. I think it’s just a coincidence. @rig-recorder, what do you think?

[rig-recorder]

I DONT THINK WE ARE THE SAME NON 💯💯

[rig-reporter]

yall should all play just dance on the rig for that would be fun right

I can see that going very bad very fast. I’d do it. @rig-avoider @rig-worker @rig-proprietor @rig-welder @rig-practitioner @rig-recorder

[rig-recorder]

WE SHOULD DO IT CAN I STREAM IT

[rig-reporter]

Hey right reporter is there a person on the rig you haven’t kissed (yet)

Yes. All of them. I am faithful to my wife. I see that your phone has autocorrected "rig" to "right" which is quite funny to me. You do realize you are perpetuating accusations that have been started and spread by members of the bourgeoisie, the management class, in an effort to crush my growing union, right? You are going to kill my reputation at this rate, and I am not exactly keen on that. The way you speak demeans my character. Also, there are over one hundred people on this rig. Nobody could kiss so many people. Why don't you ask my great numbers of friends? They'll back me up. @rig-welder @rig-recorder @rig-wife @rig-practitioner

[rig-recorder]

YEAH HAMILTON DOESNT GET GAME HE DOESNT KISS ANYONE (CANT SAY THE SAME FOR ME THO)

HIM AND LAURENS SHOULD KISS THO 🔥🔥

5K LIKES AND THEY KISS 💯💯

[rig-reporter]

bru ur hair greasier than my forehead after being dunked into a fryer during my night shift at maccas as a joke and gettting burned lollll

It sounds like you need legal representation! You should sue, you could get workers comp for that. And ensure oh no oh no oh no no oh no oh no oh no oh no. 

[rig-reporter]

Sorry. Gas leak on the rig. Alarm went off. @rig-avoider @rig-worker @rig-proprietor @rig-practitioner @rig-recorder @rig-welder I hate some of you but I want you to be safe. Please remember to follow procedure next time you were way too disorganized.

[rig-recorder]

MY CAMERA WAS AT RISK I NEED IT TO GET LE BOUTON DE LECTURE DORÉ

[rig-recorder]

using so many fire emojis near the oil sounds like a safety hazard ://

ALEXANDRE WE KNOW ITS YOU 🔥🔥🔥 YOU KNOW FIRE EMOJI GET THE VIEWS 💯💯💯

I NEED LE BOUTON DE LECTURE DORÉ 😎😎😎

[rig-welder]

kiss marry kill hamilton lafayette and burr

This shit’s too easy!

✅ Kiss @rig-recorder because he’s a passionate lover

✅ Marry @rig-reporter because he could do my taxes

✅ Kill @rig-worker because

[rig-recorder]

PASSIONATE LOVER OUI 😏

[rig-welder]

Happy new year!! 🎉🎉 Do you have any resolutions for 2026?

Thanks, man! HAPPY NEW YEAR to you! 🍻

Resolutions? Hmmm…

1) Oil rig union! @rig-reporter #ToTheUnion #ToTheRevolution

2) Gold Play Button from YouTube! @rig-recorder 🔥

3) Biological warfare on Charles Lee.

😁

[rig-recorder]

BOUTON DE LECTURE DORÉ 🔥🔥🔥

[rig-reporter]

stop talking

I don’t think I will do that. At least Burr tries to sound smart about it and tells me to smile more at the same time. Feels like he’s at least complimenting my smile. Saying my smile could convince people. That’s sweet, you know? It’s nice. You’re just being rude. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: one day, and perhaps already, I am more liked than you are. My enemies like me better than your mom likes you.

[rig-worker]

Your smile only convinces others once you show it. To show it, you have to close your mouth and simply flash your teeth. Doing so prevents talking, so either you talk or smile, Alexander. I know which one we'd all prefer.

Sincerely, Aaron Burr

[rig-welder]

JESUS CHRISTTT 🙄🙄🙄 SYBAU

[rig-worker]

What is a SYBAU? I do not fancy in this internet talk.

Actually, keep it to yourself. It's probably something I would rather not hear.

Signed, Aaron Burr

[rig-recorder]

"I do not fancy in" YOUR GRAMMAR IS BAD 💥💥💥 I SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH THAN YOU AND ITS MY SECOND LANGUAGE

[rig-recorder]

do yo' balls hang low 🗣🗣🔥 do they wobble to the flo' 🫢 can you tie em in a knot 🤨🥀 can you tie em in a bow 🔥🤗

I DONT THINK BALLS CAN DO THAT 💯💯💯 SEE A DOCTOR 🔥🔥 OR ASK @rig-practitioner

[rig-welder]

John! How would you describe your coworkers if you had to do it in 3 words? :3 ily man, have a good day

@rig-practitioner: Quiet. Resilient. Thoughtful.

@rig-recorder: Loud. Friendly. Creative.

@rig-reporter: Dumb. Ass. Bitch.

and @rig-proprietor can Suck. A. Dick.

😘

[rig-recorder]

I THINK YOU ARE VERY FRIENDLY TOO JOHN 💯💯

[rig-welder]

Do you kiss boys and if yes can I kiss you? 😛

Damn, there’s a FREAK in my inbox!…

Ask @rig-recorder, he’s French.

[rig-recorder]

I DO NOT KISS BOYS NON 💥💥

[rig-welder]

Awww, not even me? :(

[rig-recorder]

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