Job Description: Lonesome Cowboy

jjba is only consistent fandom, any pronouns

[rigberts]

I fucked up dying my hair and now I look like a freaking horse girl

[rigberts]

101 degrees this week and I have to cook all my vegetables aughhh

[wryyda]

I WAS A WIMP BEFORE ACTIVATING THE STONE MASK

 NOW I’M A JERK AND EVERYBODY LOVES ME

[redstonedust]

i think being proud of where you come from is one of those things that becomes fun the more specific you get. like "proud to be english" bad rancid vibes. makes you sound like the kind of person who rants about immigrants. "proud to be from yorkshire" better vibes. i cannot deny the yorkshire cultural heritage. "proud to be from pocklington" absolutely fucking hilarious please never let anybody kill your pocklington pride.

[redstonedust]

i love the USA: weird vibes. dont trust that.

i love muskegon michigan: you are experiencing a kind of personal joy that i can and will not take from you

[official-michigan-posts]

official michigan post

[hungwy]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

[fishing-princess]

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

[rigberts]

love summer rain bc I can sit on my porch and watch the robins catch worms, I get so excited when they get a really juicy one...I don't watch streamers, is this what it's like to be "chat"?

[flargied]

the Lord's name in vain

[krebkrebkreb]

if your favorite oc ever broke containment and developed their own fandom, what would the most pervasive discourse about them be?

too beautiful/smart/skilled/strong/perfect/etc

blatantly evil in some way

was mean to someone once

the unforgivable crime of just being kind of annoying

“in the way” of a popular ship

age gap relationship (2-10 years)

age gap relationship (10-30 years)

age gap relationship (30+ years)

a stereotype/“bad representation”

female

op you forgot ______

character is bald / im bald / see answers

Voting ended onMay 6

(i’m not giving a “multiple apply” option on this one. pick the most applicable/what you think would be the most argued about.)

[krebkrebkreb]

incredibly pleased that everyone is following the instructions i forgot to give and reblogging to explain their choice in the tags 🙏 more of that please i want to know about your ocs and also i love you

[rigberts]

y'know the fandom headcanon trope of fantasy characters using their fantasy powers for top/bottom surgery or other gender affirming care? That but t4t dinopants.

[wolfkitty42]

never watched jurassic park. Wtf do you mean the dinos are trans

[rigberts]

the park makers don't want the cloned dinosaurs to breed so they make them all female. but the DNA they use to make the clones is incomplete, so they add DNA from other animals to fill it in, but they accidentally use DNA from animals that can change from female to male if the males die (not sure if it was clownfish or frogs or whatever) so some the dinosaurs become male and start having babies which causes the park to get out of control. So. Trans dinos.

[imdrinkingmiso]

they hate me because the years of memory loss has purified my mind

[rigberts]

in an odd state where I can't stand to look people in the eyes for more than a few seconds and yet not obviously weird enough for people to realize it might be a dick move to get on my case about eye contact

[rigberts]

When you're living in the moment, it is, by definition, difficult to have the benefit of hindsight. that's why it's so gratifying to have the brief flash of inspiration that in the future severe middle part slick backs will be regarded with the same smug sense of superiority and oh-those-poor-vain-women as pop culture has for lead-based makeup and hoop skirts today

[rigberts]

why is Tumblr giving all the text posts a haircut

[rigberts]

I love working in a preschool but not with children for many reasons but one of them is that your typical office beefs become significantly more hilarious. You'll meet some 60-something year old woman named Doreen that has worked with toddlers for thirty years and speaks in a sugary sweet whisper 24/7 and no less than fourteen people will insist she is the goddamn antichrist in a calf length denim skirt. And then you will organize those 30 years of staff files and you will find 30 years of printed emails all relaying that Doreen is indeed somehow responsible for the disintegration of moral fiber across post 9/11 America and also the 2008 housing crisis.

[asharaks]

okay new quastion what is everyone's white whale book for 2026. the book you've been meaning to read forever and never got to for whatever reason. mine are house of leaves and the spear cuts through water and if I don't read them in 2026 they're going to put me down like a dog

[vesmirnykamarad]

Gege genuinely dropped this panel and never addressed it again

I don't know if I missed something? But like who is thaatt

I heard some theory that Takaba thought it would be funny if Kenjaku came back to life, which would be absolutely insane