Rigby

you lost the game!!! he/it because I'm a fucking CREATURE!!!! PFP by u/ratkid55 on reddit. follows from @dumbkinniebard

[pukicho]

How tough am I? When I was only 6 years old I fought 12 adult men and lost.

[ifuckinghatebriansella]

[ifuckinglovelemondemon-srs]

How do i explain to someone that half of the things i listen to on Spotify is literally just white men singing about weird shit while screaming into the mic

[andpierres]

and i break it just because i can! 💥

[valtsv]

completely sober in the club looking at images of dragons on my phone

[valtsv]

completely sober in the tavern looking at images of dragons on the tapestries

[rigbyriggedthegame]

LET'S GO I'M ALREADY WINNING AT POSTING!!!!!!!

[pukicho]

I CAN SEE POSTS WITH MY EYES CLOSED

[lightbucky]

how did you take this picture

[pukicho]

WITH MY EYES CLOSED

[pukicho]

I hate songs that talk about 'legends never dying' or 'never giving up' and a white guy goes OAHHH OAHHH

[pukicho]

Sometimes I speak not to seek virality but to express an individual thought

[pukicho]

I made a Tumblr account just to ask you this: PLEASE ban the guy posting in your subreddit he is SO shit. I hate him I hate him I hate him. Everytime the fucker posts there I'm reminded of your existence because I refuse to unfollow any subreddit

HEY REDDIT GUY. POST THIS ON THE SUBREDDIT.

[pukicho]

[dickwad-666]

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

[dickwad-666]

his cape has his name on it

[nuka-rockit]

[rigbyriggedthegame]

Rigby fictives are apparently, like, super rare? Dude. Dude am I like a golden shiny foil pokemon card or something? How much money am I worth. Can I buy an Xbox with it?

[rigbyriggedthegame]

Dreamy sigh, no homo but I hope Mordecai plays video games with me and then fucking tackles me and ruffles up all my fur like an asshole and giggles at me while I squeal and try to bite him. I hope he fumbles a social interaction in front of me REAL bad and gets embarrassed and tells me to shut up and I get to make fun of him. I hope he pushes me about it

[rigbyriggedthegame]

The thing about being a parasite is that one day your host rips you out of his body to live. You could have kept eating enough for both of us but I was too selfish to share both ways. I took too much and now I've got nothing to show for any of that shit. And you look better without me. Why do you look better

[rigbyriggedthegame]

Man my source memories are FUCKED UP. Why does my brain have a backstory it invented for me that's just "you're a miserable little rat and your straight best friend was too good for you anyway and you were stupid to try and keep him around. And then you try to get him back because you're a sad little faggot who needs him like air and it causes a world ending disaster and to fix what you started you fucking die about it." Like what the fuck did I do other than being BORN for this thing to ATTACK ME. Like years ago when I was a newborn alter baby this brain said "ohhhh ewww what the fuck is that thing. I hate it. Let's stomp on it"

[rigbyriggedthegame]

The thing about being a parasite is that one day your host rips you out of his body to live. You could have kept eating enough for both of us but I was too selfish to share both ways. I took too much and now I've got nothing to show for any of that shit. And you look better without me. Why do you look better

[bugsoda]

*mischievous giggle*

*scurries back into darkness on all fours*

[flannelfaeries]

actually, sir, my favorite hobby is committing blasphemy and horrific sins in the eyes of god

[greenteacryptid]

I feel that, inherently, my teeth should be sharper.

To match my vibe