Adventures of a troll ape and a goblin seagull

The main reason for creating this blog was the possibility to follow all of my favourite artists at once, when I got tired of checking their blogs separately on a daily basis. But someday I may start posting here some boring things of personal interest. =)

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Awwwyiss.

It is time for this stuff again, simply because I realized I have that sort of amount of followers which is both A LOT and looked silly! Yess, perfectly valid reason to have art giveaway!

I’ve heard this kinda things have rules so here we go:

Obviously you need to be following me. It doesn’t matter if you have been around long or just joined the fun, if you have pressed the follow-button, you are in. If you leave after the sillies are over, that is your loss because I happen to be awesome and only slightly weird.

Reblog this and like it, I won’t be checking how many times you do it.

And that’s it. Simple and the loss of your sanity points is guaranteed once again!

How about the prices then. Well. I’m going to pick one winner BUT there is also a small, innocent catch. Giveaways bring new people around and depending how many new followers there will be, I’ll pick additional amount of other winners. If there is no new followers, then there will be one winner. If there is like one new follower yaaaaaay there will most likely be two winners and so on. That can be known only after this fun is over.

The first place winner will get full colored/shaded/blingy bust of their character, and the possible other winner(s) *dundunduun* something else, depending how many there will be. 

Giveaway will end at 10th of May.

*dances*

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Let’s smack this in here. \o/

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This means Art Giveaway - Right Now!

Guess what, it’s time for superrandom Art Giveaway Because of Reasons.

It has very little rules other than being a follower and reblogging my silly nonsense. \o/

Good side is yaaay art! but bad side is it will be only stick figures like shown below:

Lame, you say?

Pffft I say!

Reblog if you dare, this won’t last more than today 18th of January (which I hope is today) or until I get too embarrassed of this silliness. 

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Oomie. Day 1. Basics and cosmetic.

Full name: Aluminia Kajalia Blazingspark

Age: 20.

Hair color: Raven black.

Eye color: Purple.

Skin color: Olive green.

Race: Goblin, Bilgewater Cartel

Class: Priest.

Specialization: Discipline. Also uncontrolled switching to shadow form and using shadow spells when enraged.

Professions: Herbalism, Inscription.

Accent (if any): Light goblin accent, though her orcish, as well as common, is very fluent and clear. Also speaks Zandali and Darnassian a bit.

Height: 3,3 feet (around 1m), is really tall for a goblin lady.

Tattoos: Purple emblem of the D.E.H.T.A. on right upper arm.

Piercings: Pierced nose (right side), three small earings in the right ear and a long chain ending with anch-shaped earing in the left one.

Birthmarks: A mole under her left eye.

Disfigurements: None.

Scars: None.

Do they have any nicknames? Where did they come from? She is known among members of the Carthel as the “Seagull”, after the incident on a pirate ship, after which her magic awakened. “Oomie” is also a nickname, or rather a shorter name Rik calls her as Aluminia sounds too complicated for his tongue and ridiculously aristocratic for a small goblin.

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Rik. Day 1. Basics and cosmetic.

Full name: Rik. Just Rik. Hoping to become Rik Rik someday though.

Age: 17.

Hair color: Light copper red.

Eye color: Light grey.

Skin color: Blueish grey.

Race: Troll, Zandalari

Class: Rogue.

Specialization: Assassination.

Professions: Engineering, Alchemy.

Accent (if any): General troll Zandali accent, also his speech is strongly influenced by Hozen language. Speaks Zandali and Hozen, is learning Orcish from Oomie.

Height: 6,5 feet (around 2m). Yet as an alchemist he often messes with potions of growth (to increase his combat potential) and shrinking potions (when he is around Oomie and she is not in need of protection), so his size may vary a lot.

Tattoos: Permanent - none atm. Yet he regularly puts on hozen tribal face painting (red stripes).

Piercings: Has upper parts of both of his ears pierced (three rings in each of them); wears an earing shaped as the Hozen idol in his right ear while a small quiver with poisoned darts for his blowpipe is attached to the earing in his left ear.

Birthmarks: None, yet has freckles all over his face, chest and shoulders.

Disfigurements: None.

Scars: Has many from his complicated childhood, yet they are small and almost unnoticeable.

Do they have any nicknames? Where did they come from? He didn’t earn the right to get a name for himself in his tribe, so basically his name is a nickname he took for himself after he got exiled. He also likes to refer to himself among his hozen friends as “Rik the Grooker” (as actually “grooker” in hozen means nearly the same as rogue, but sounds much cooler :) )

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The most in-depth 30 day character development meme you'll ever find.

Because I wanted to see something that really got into the nitty gritty details of a character.

I tried to organize it into sections and equalize the amount of writing you’d be doing each day, but obviously that’s going to vary from character to character. Good luck, and may the force be with you.

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And for the more heinous serious reason for this epic drawing!

Guess what guys? It’s time for new giveaway!

My occasionally desperate attempts to become better at doodling stuff have already been witnessed by many people, and since my first giveaway some time back the amount of people here has pretty much doubled. The number is already so big I don’t know how to even pronounce it. I don’t know how you all got here, but I’m happy you did. <33

And for that, it’s again time to do silly things! Last time it was Mûr’s cock running loose, now it’s time to let this adorable and kind man be wild and spread flower love all around your dash! So, like or reblog, or both if you feel daring (as many times it pleases you ‘cos I can’t honestly count very far), and you too share the possibility to get yourself drawing from me. And what could be better than to tell you, I’ll draw character of your choosing wearing a flower crown! Yaaaaaaay!!!

Now, as I already hear you running screaming at the opposite direction from me, I keep this short. There will be two winners this time, sharing the first place. Price will be same styled drawing I made of Mûr, with flowers you choose. Simple!

Just remember, you need to be following me or you won’t count in. If you choose to leave after this nonsense is over, well, still your loss, ‘cos I happen to be awesome.

When will this madness end, you ask? It will end on 27th of July.

Now, RUN MÛR, OR THEY WILL CATCH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

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On a night before the Battle of Serpent's Heart

"Look at da sky, shortie. Da stars be so blikkin' beautiful today. Tomorrow be a good day to become a loa..."

"Yer not gonna die tomorrow, ye stupid murlock! Nor any time soon, or else I'll find ye there an' mind blast the hell out of yer spirit ass! Tsk!"

She kept silent for a while, but then wispered desperately:

"Ye know it's not yer battle, don'cha, Rik? Yer a Zandalari, goddamit! Not a Horde. Not a Hozen."

"Dat matter not. What matters is dat tomorrow my forest brethern will need my help. And ah will let dem have it, and grook all the ookin' wikkets ah can, or get grooked myself."

Luckily, he managed to survive it. Yet still once in a while Oomie finds herself panting loudly in bed, covered with cold sweat and with eyes full of tears after waking up from a nightmare where she was saying goodbye to a person she might have not been able to hug ever again...

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So! IT HAS COME TO THIS.

*ahem*

I have so many lovely followers I want to do some stuff and pretend I’m a real artist. So it is time for the most random art-giveaway you will ever see.

It starts from the cock. Be my follower and reblog my scary cock, and you’re in this madness! So simple it will make the loss of sanity points feel worth it!

Likes are nice too but you need to reblog and follow me, because this is for the people who really follow me. Because they are awesome. If you follow me for this and then leave when the sillyness is over, well your loss, because I happen to be awesome too.

Also, because this is so random, there will be random number of winners too (something around 3-6, it’s about the dice), who will share the first place because I don’t like competition. Winners decide what I’ll draw, it can be anything you have reference for (…not My Little Pony porn, there needs to be some sense in this…). Atm I have no idea how I’ll tell who wins because I have never done anything like this and my dice ends in 6.

And I hope I have at least that many friends who aren’t too embarrassed to join my random silly stuff once again. 

So, go for it! Reblog the cock and we’ll see what happens! This madness will end on randomly picked date of 18th of February. It sounds epic. 

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The thing that really irritates me lately is that I don't seem to be able to keep Rik in character while drawing him. He seems just way too calm, kind and patient. Well, in fact sometimes he really is, but only when Oomie is around. He had quite a hard childhood with everyone mocking and mistreating him for his height (he's more than a head lower than an average Zandalary), skinny body and inability to do magic, so after he had been exiled, to leave all those painful memories behind, he behaves as nasty and arrogant as a 17-year old teenager could be. He had been accepted by Hozens, after all, and treated as an equal, which basically means he is much of a monkey himself. He is boasty and loud, he loves fights (mostly when he is winning, of course), fame and glory (and is looking for troubles every day, as his dream is to earn a name RikRik), he adopted Hozen language as quickly as he could, as he was sure that it makes him look cool. If you look deeper into his soul, he is still hurt, vulnerable and insecure, but there's no way he is showing it to somebody exept the ones he loves.

The first picture is the one when I drew Rik for the first time and thought "Oh my god, what a sassy bastard, I'm so much in love!" I never managed to reproduce him looking this way one more time, though. The second one is when I tried to give him an hauty look, but didn't quite manage to do it the way I wanted. I guess, I have to work on facial expressions more...and just draw more in general. =)

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“Jus’ put me down already, or I swear yer gonna regret it!”

“I not be lettin’ ya to no ookin’ Orgrimmar siege, mon. Why should I care ‘bout da wickets ya Horde be to me? No matter who dem leader be, dem still be bunch of cowards an’ traitors. I be risking no more important persons gettin’ grooked for ikkin’ reasons. Now stop dooking around an’ get dis florkin’ idea out of ya head!”

“I couldn’ care less about Garrosh, ye stupid murloc! Horde an’ Alliance, both swarmin’ the Durotar… The population of durotar scorpions is at risk of becomin’ ENDANGERED!!”

Oomie is my goblin priest, overly obsessed with D.E.H.T.A. ideals and wildlife protection.

Rik is my young Zandalari troll rogue, exiled from his tribe in Pandaria, who happened to join the Forest Hozens in Jade Forest some time before the Horde landed in Pandaria and became allies with them. Being raised by Zandalari, he can't help but be wary towards the Horde, this feeling turning into contempt after seeing all the evil deeds and sha-infection its people brought to Jade Forest, watching his hozen brothers die for nothing under the war banners of the Horde. Oomie herself is not patriotic as well, hardly interested in politics and faction pride as long as it doesn't harm the animals around.

And yes, these two are a couple.