@rileshummel: when you're wearing a clay mask that makes you look like a smurf frog and your sassy toddler says "Ew mom. What is wrong with you?! That is disgusting!!!"
@rileshummel: and you start to wonder where you went wrong 😂

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@rileshummel
@rileshummel: when you're wearing a clay mask that makes you look like a smurf frog and your sassy toddler says "Ew mom. What is wrong with you?! That is disgusting!!!"
@rileshummel: and you start to wonder where you went wrong 😂
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ CAPTAIN KHALEESI
SAM: I think you sound perfect singing Hungry Eyes. Then again, i'm extremely biased because I happen to be madly in love with you.
SAM: You can always complain to me and I'll rub anything you want. In fact, Kitty is working late. If you want to come over or we get a room somewhere, I could draw you a bath, rub your shoulders and your feet, give you food and spend the night kissing every inch of you.
SAM: Tough. Answered a call from a woman who's boyfriend was beating her kid. I don't know how anyone even considers staying with a person who hurts her child.
RILEY: You're giving me heart eyes and making me smile like a fool in front of my coworkers, Little Guppy.
RILEY: I am so in love with you, it's actually terrifying. I didn't think I could love someone, I didn't grow inside of me, as much as I love you.
RILEY: That sounds like such a perfect night but I can't. I have plans but please know that the whole night I'm going to be wishing I was with you.
RILEY: That is awful but I know what you mean. It's hard for me not to lose it when a kid comes in and you know there's abuse involved. We had a patient not to long ago who was really sick but the parents were orthodox Amish and didn't their religion didn't allow for proper medical care so they took him away.
RILEY: It hurts me to see kids with people like that.
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ CAPTAIN KHALEESI
SAM: You don't have to apologize for that. I'm glad I got to watch it with you. You remember the first time we watched the original together?
SAM: I'm much better at lifting you in the air now than I was then lol.
SAM: How was your super duper long day you were telling me about?
RILEY: You might have gotten better at lifting me but I'm still just as terrible at singing Hungry Eyes lol but its seriously not fair that you've gotten so much sexier as we've gotten older.
RILEY: It was exhausting and Brody is comin-- [DELETED]
RILEY: It was exhausting and I can't even complain to you and hope you'll give me a pity foot rub.
RILEY: How was your shift?
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ CAPTAIN KHALEESI
RILEY: I want to say I'm sorry for making you watch the Dirty Dancing remake with me last night.
RILEY: But I'm not that sorry. even if it was that good I still enjoyed being disappointed with you.
[...]
RILEY: I mean not with /YOU/ or by you but like disappointed along side you.
(Part 2)
@rileshummel
The flowers and puppy are for you but there’s also a chance I promised Sammi I’d find a way to convince you to get her a puppy so here’s me being sneaky. Since it’s a girl, there’s no give-backs.
Happy Mother’s Day, Peaches.
Rory
Happy Mother’s Day, Riley - From, Stevie.
TEXT MESSAGE ✉ CAPTAIN KHALEESI
RILEY: Oh my gosh, Sam. The roses are gorgeous. I can't get over how beautiful they are.
RILEY: Are you coming over today with Anna? I think we both officially deserve celebrating today.
Of all the teen wolf guys: a) best looking, b) best body, c) best in bed, d) biggest dick?
That's so unfair. The whole cast of Teen Wolf was gorgeous. Although I'm more of a Scott and Stiles kind of girl because they are precious and I love them to death, I think I'm going to say Derek. At first I wanted to say Jackson because he was an attractive jerk but Derek had this intensity and allure that makes me completely weak at the knees.
PM: Did you and Sam fuck for Star Wars day?
PM: We didn’t. We spent the day with the girls in our Jedi and padawan robes having a movie marathon. @nypdsamevans
PM: And don’t forget the Deathstar waffles.
PM: I would never forget about those. It was almost the best part of the whole day. I mean besides the Darth Vader toast and the Deathstar and Yoda pizzas. How much do you think Domino's hates us for making them do that for us?
PM: Did you and Sam fuck for Star Wars day?
PM: We didn't. We spent the day with the girls in our Jedi and padawan robes having a movie marathon. @nypdsamevans
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
nypdsamevans:
I’ll get my Han costume out of storage.
You still have your Han costume?! Do you think it still fits or do you need me to alter it?
@preston-fabray:
I spy with my little eye someone having a nerdgasm.
I know, I know... I’m such a nerdy loser who gets way too excited for nerdy things.
Hey, Pres it feels like I haven’t talked to you in years. How are you doing? How are you holding up?