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[rileyydailyy]

June 8th 2021

Feeling very fatigued, hard to tell if I'm having a relapse or if I'm just a victim of my no exercise/shit diet. Hopefully journaling will help me be more mindful and finish the tasks I need too.

Goals for today:

reorganize closets

clean kitchen

[rileyydailyy]

Hubby cleaned the kitchen and helped with the shelves I can't reach so we are all ready for Remy's bed whenever it's built!!

[rileyydailyy]

June 8th 2021

Feeling very fatigued, hard to tell if I'm having a relapse or if I'm just a victim of my no exercise/shit diet. Hopefully journaling will help me be more mindful and finish the tasks I need too.

Goals for today:

reorganize closets

clean kitchen

[rileyydailyy]

Happy Birthday best leader Haseul !!!!!

[s]

countless innocent krill are scooped up by whales every minute and all you people do is stand around fantasizing about bernie sanders and his… big beautiful eyes… his soft rosy cheeks

[hymnsofheresy]

i opened the window to hear the sound of rufus wainwright’s cover of “hallelujah” and it put me in such a existential Mood that i was contemplating about my relationship with God. and then bam came smashmouth’s all star. i realized this dude was just playing the shrek soundtrack for fun which caused me to have a spiritual moment for three whole minutes.

[hymnsofheresy]

ACCORDING TO MY ROOMATE…. SOMEONE WAS THROWING A SHREK THEMED PARTY. EVERYONE WAS DRESSED AS SHREK.

[bounemr]

i don’t think we acknowledge enough that when children want to be treated “like adults” what they really mean is “like people”

this is just my own observations of course but 90% of the time when a kid tries to get people to treat them like an adult, what they really want is the respect and acknowledgement that they associate with adulthood - because that’s what they must give the adults. they have to give that to the adults in their lives, but the adults never give that same respect back, and so they see that difference and decide that they want to be treated “like an adult”

and sometimes i see parents who are like fine you want to be treated like an adult then you can work and pay rent but that’s the exact OPPOSITE of what the kid is actually asking for. you’re just belittling them, clearly intending to punish them for daring ask for your respect, clearly intending for them to break down and beg to be “treated like a child” again because you purposefully twisted their wants. they ask for respect, and you give them abuse.

never, ever, ever, treat a child like a full grown adult. it’s our responsibility as adults NOT to, because they ARENT adults no matter how much they think they want to be, and it’s our job as adults to take care of them.

that said, ALWAYS treat children like people. because they ARE that. they’re real people with real agency acting as best as they know to with what knowledge they have

it’s not a matter of kids trying to grow up too fast, it’s a matter of kids wanting to be treated like people instead of objects or pets.

[revelvie]

no one will ever compare

[longseasons]

[babybear]

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

[weaver-z]

Y’all really think that billionaires will hand out their money to those who need it without direct action? It took four ghosts and complete psychological torture to make Ebenezer Scrooge be nice to his workers. This holiday season break Jeff Bezos’ spirit and redistribute his assets

[themorallycorruptfayeresnick]

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So yesterday my grandparents found a big box of old 78s that they’ve had in an attic for years, and wanted me to transfer them to CDs. Most were in pretty great shape, no cracks and few scratches. Lots of 1930s sweet/hot jazz, British big band & swing and a few Decca classical ones. This one had its label peeled/scratched off on the a side, on the reverse was a Parlophone march.

90% sure by playing it it’s unleashed some kind of 70 year old curse.

[bloodgutsandangeldelight]

Oh my god  D:

[legendofkatie]

here’s a bad idea: listening to this in the dark by yourself

[words-caramel-salt]

I heard that some records made during the 30s had laughter on them because they believed that listening to laughter would make others laugh along.

My God, they were wrong.

[muwadesuu]

i just scared the fuck out of myself

[cookieroach-deactivated20161108]

#oh my fucking god #it’s like listening to some sort of funeral #where the guests are all on acid #and then they eat the corpse and drink the blood like wine #while laughing like maniacs #shit maybe they’re cannibal clowns #oagdshfgahrkjafgda

jesus christ yes

[cotton-ee]

Play this outside your house on halloween. 

[221cumberbum]

ohfuq

[birdsagainsthumanity]

JESUS SHIT THE BED NOPE NOPE NOPE

[thecuckoohaslanded]

tumblr in 2017: “cursed post”

this ancient and forgotten horror, an abomination scratching at the walls of time itself, forbidden by the laws of gods and men, unearthed and resurrected from the archive of my blog in late 2013: “hold. my. fucking. beer.”

[uncle-whisky-deactivated2018081]

[nebula-gaster]

Why the fuck did they think people would enjoy listening to this even back then

[runcibility]

Just *listening* to this feels like being sport-hunted by the aristocracy

[cimness]

1930s equivalent of surreal memes???

[hymnsofheresy]

i opened the window to hear the sound of rufus wainwright’s cover of “hallelujah” and it put me in such a existential Mood that i was contemplating about my relationship with God. and then bam came smashmouth’s all star. i realized this dude was just playing the shrek soundtrack for fun which caused me to have a spiritual moment for three whole minutes.

[hymnsofheresy]

ACCORDING TO MY ROOMATE…. SOMEONE WAS THROWING A SHREK THEMED PARTY. EVERYONE WAS DRESSED AS SHREK.

[gigastacyy-deactivated20231011]

no more teacup pets we keep breeding cats to be larger and more robust until we have monster cats 

[targent]

can lizards be stopped?

short answer: no

[shinybeedrill]

what is the long answer?

[sauteedchildren]

definitely not

[xueyangapologist]

a himbo is etymologically a male bimbo. it’s a hot, stupid man. if a man is stupid and hot he’s a himbo. stop adding nonsense qualifications based on your own taste.

[xueyangapologist]

“a himbo has to be ripped” you wouldn’t let an astoundingly pretty, astoundingly stupid man be a himbo just because he’s got a belly? or because he’d blow away in a strong wind? fucka you

[exigencelost]

Okay look. Stephanie Meyer contributed four (4) cool things to the contemporary fantasy genre, which I shall now list here in the hopes of getting it out of my system. In descending order of importance:

1. Writing a story about a girl who wants something. Plot driven by a woman’s (non-vilified) desire. Truly dreadful execution but still a good idea, sort of a literary incarnation of the “he a little confused but he got the spirit” meme.

2. The fact that when Bella becomes a vampire she can still breathe but “there’s no relief tied to the action” which I remember verbatim because it fucking slapped. The idea of human physical sensations being partially defined by our mortality and the sensations still exist after you become undead but your experience of them is fundamentally different because you no longer need any of it? Extremely cool. The closest Meyer came to taking an interesting stance on vampires being dead.

3. Werewolves are immortal but they can literally stop whenever they want. That shit’s hilarious. Curse of immortality who.

4. The fact that vampires don’t sleep or get tired so their communally-raised baby doesn’t have a crib because she is always in someone’s arms. That was extremely cute and there’s a different, better book contained somewhere in that specific concept.

[hugintheraven]

5. Depression being represented by like 6 blank chapters titled with months.

[ygcutie]

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