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teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

muppetenjoyer

“i want my kermit the frog tshirt now.”

“yeah so what may we do for you?”

“I AM KERMIT THE FROG AND I TOLD YOU I WANT MY KERMIT THE FROOOOOG TSHIRT!”

#the muppets

theseconddoctor

i do miss captain hastings (<- hasnt read or watched an agatha christie for a long time). like. hes basically what everyone thinks doctor watson is.

THINGS HE KNOWS: cricket. modes of transport. lots pf posh english people and their social codes.

THINGS HE DOESNT KNOW: literally anything else. regularly gets distracted from the case. fully does not know whats going on. him and poirot are like that one things they teach you on buisness school/things they dont teach you in buisness school-> thus, the sum of all human knowledge joke (you know the one).

poirot literallty just seems to keep him around as some kind of trophy husband/pet englishman/rubber duck/like. social lubricant i dont know what youd call it. like hes always just hanging around for no real reason. i love him so much

mightstaywhoknows

He is also there to yap about sports/car to confuse and distract people while poirot looks around

He take notes very well, can run, tackle and shoot the killer

Him and japp protect poirot from geting jumped at by the killer too

babystarbeam

He is perfect because of all his beautiful flaws.

knight-of-skyloft

Poirot is literally like "I keep you around because you were made in a vat to be the world's most stereotypical Englishman so if I ever want to know how the average Englishman would react to a situation I can just ask you!" It's great.

#agatha christie