DAVID SEGAL.
CURRENTLY WORKS FOR DEMAND PROGRESS, STARTED BY INDICTED FELON AARON SWARTZ.
SEGAL IS A SOCIALLY-AWKWARD, SELF-ABSORBED CREEP.
HE CLAIMS TO FIGHT FOR WORKING FAMILIES, BUT REFUSES TO VOLUNTEER AT SOUP KITCHENS, MEET WITH CONSTITUENTS (WHEN HE WAS A STATE REP), OR DO ANYTHING REMOTELY LIBERAL-MINDED.
HE IS FROM A RICH MARYLAND FAMILY. THE SON OF TWO DOCTORS, HE WENT TO COLUMBIA. HE MOVED TO THE EAST SIDE OF PROVIDENCE AND WAS CONVENIENTLY ELECTED BY ALL OF THE OTHER HIPSTERS THAT LIVED IN HIS DISTRICT THAT AREN'T EVEN FROM PROVIDENCE OR RHODE ISLAND. THEY'RE RICH. THEY GO TO BROWN.
HE ALSO WORKED FOR FAIRVOTE.COM WHILE AN ELECTED OFFICIAL (HOW'D THAT ONE GET PAST THE ETHICS COMMISSION?) AND WAS A MEMBER OF THE GREEN PARTY BEFORE CONVERTING TO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY.
HE HAND-PICKED HIS SUCCESSOR, CHRIS BLAZEJEWSKI, SOME OTHER RICH HARVARD GUY.
HE IS AN ATTENTION WHORE.
KINDA LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER.












